I dunno why this came into my head, but I guess it's quite vile

edit- oh yeah, the use of Comic Sans was part of the offence!

From the Offensive in 5K challenge. See all 338 entries (closed)

(Onion Terror. was watching you on, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 20:25, archived)

Better out than in!
:s
( Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Thu 16 Feb 2006, 20:26, archived)

^ this
i'd rather have that outside me also
(whelks chance No two people are not on fire, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 20:27, archived)

Wasn't there a link in the newsletter a while back
where you could buy these?
( The Doctor, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 20:27, archived)

well you seem to be the expert.....

here rover!
fetch

*lobs dildo*
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 20:28, archived)

*catches in arse*
*barks*
( The Doctor, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 20:29, archived)

Whoosagoodboythen!!
*gives treat*
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 20:30, archived)

*wags tail*
*barks at passers by*
( The Doctor, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 20:32, archived)

sick balls!


/stand by me
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 20:33, archived)

holy shit
seriously?
(Onion Terror. was watching you on, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 20:32, archived)

Give me a minute to spaz back.
I'm sure I didn't dream it.

/edit: looks like I did, I can't find it

/edit2: No I didn't - Newsletter 130 NSFA
( The Doctor, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 20:34, archived)

ha ha! close
you nearly shared a nawty dream with us then!
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 20:39, archived)

there was a link
where people made a butt plug in the shape of a dogs tail (ie the waggly bit)
( Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 20:39, archived)

that is weird
but it's not a dog's dick.
(Onion Terror. was watching you on, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 20:46, archived)

I believe...
... that it was a dragon dildo.
(JimmyG, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 20:40, archived)

Dog dick is an carrot!!!
Hmmm,yes quite sick.
( Mstandot, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 20:27, archived)

not really.
It looks like a really zoomed in eyelash.

Make it magenta and I'll woo you to buggery*


*No, really.
( drunkenoaf, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 20:27, archived)

it was to start with
but I couldn't get it under 5k in Paint unless it was really small.
(Onion Terror. was watching you on, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 20:31, archived)

Dog dick?
I thought someone had knocked their Christmas tree over!

;)

Pffffft!
(ThatFineLine, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 20:28, archived)

at least yr comp entry
is a hell of a lot better than your filehost reccomendations!
( Zank Frappa Dahmer Llama Karma Drama!, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 20:28, archived)

hehe
fair enough, it just seemed good before I tried it!
(Onion Terror. was watching you on, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 20:31, archived)

same here
and then... - oh well - shit happens - hows your day?
( Zank Frappa Dahmer Llama Karma Drama!, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 20:32, archived)

I'm not sure if that was a question to me
If so, then pretty good thanks, yours?
(Onion Terror. was watching you on, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 20:35, archived)

Fantasy?

( The Great Architect, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 20:28, archived)

fortunately
no!
(Onion Terror. was watching you on, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 20:32, archived)