Jesus coffee cup holder

HELL!

From the Offensive in 5K challenge. See all 338 entries (closed)

( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:24, archived)

hahahaha
coffee is the drink of a sinner!
woo! 'ning sexy!
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:24, archived)

'lo sexy pants!

( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:26, archived)

how are you sexy?

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:26, archived)

drunk.......again! :)

( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:27, archived)

yaaaaaaaaaaay
i should be but i got called in to cover for a mate at work tonight
*sulks*
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:28, archived)

drink at work! haha :)

( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:30, archived)

Drink + Deep fat fryer = fun fun fun!
:)
( Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:32, archived)

All hail the deep fat frier
provider of late night snacks!
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:33, archived)

Nah,
if you throw ice into it, it'll spit like a bastard!
( Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:35, archived)

Silly Cheeky Boy
Deep frier is not My First Chemistry Kit!

Hmm, late night hamburgers...
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:42, archived)

It's not?
bollocks! *stops deep frying plutonium and dynamite fritter*
( Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:44, archived)

i was drunk at work on wednesday
it was terrifying, i went home with a lot of burns and papercuts... or at least, more than usual!
any occasion for your drinking? or just friday...
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:33, archived)

Being drunk on day-to-day occasions is bad
especially if you're so drunk that the confusion and paranoia sets in. Makes you wonder where you even are.
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:36, archived)

just friday! :)


/any chance I get..haha
( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:37, archived)

That makes two then :)
*joins in the drunkenness*

Got a mini tap and a 0.5L glass at the moment, so that shouldn't pose a problem. :D
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:30, archived)

if I had photoshop right now
I'd put another cup on his crotch
(Sticky Label, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:25, archived)

haha...dammit! :)

( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:26, archived)

WOO!!!
and yay sir!
(PanSowa, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:26, archived)

Hahaha!
Love it, that'd go well next to my twin towers paper weights
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, stuffed a kitten up his arse, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:26, archived)

Hoorah!
Nice work, sir
( broadsword likes breasts, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:27, archived)

Ha ha ! great.
Best compo entry yet.
( n8ive Monsters from the id!, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:27, archived)

I'd buy one.

( tomsk, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:28, archived)

with no
proof? (of purchase)
( rogan, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:33, archived)

That may be the first funny entry in this compo

Edit...TJ...right you lot...I have a jpeg...a single picture that is 250k...yes I know...I have tried all the optimizing stuff and it refuses to get smaller...HELP
( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:29, archived)

give up
make a little thumbnail version then link to it from there...?
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:36, archived)

No no no...this took all afternoon to do...and damn it
if the dial uppers have to suffer then so be it
( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:38, archived)

so all the nazis can pounce?
DON'T DO IT!
they'll eat you alive!!
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:43, archived)

Thanks...you've convinced me

POST AND BE DAMNED
( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:46, archived)

Make it smaller.
I mean dimensionally, not optimisationally.
( Black Moon met Ulrich Schnauss last week, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:37, archived)

No again..it's already sized for the frontpage

( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:43, archived)

Very practical!
Yay to religious practicality to everyday common problems!

Burns random car
( Jahled So boring, you'll pass out saying my name, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:30, archived)

Yes,
I would buy one too.

/Atheist
( Black Moon met Ulrich Schnauss last week, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:30, archived)

hahaha!
nice.

and funny-offensive, as opposed to just offensive.

*votes*
( - D - Onion-head-carrot-fingers, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:32, archived)

Huzzah!
We have a winner!
( Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:34, archived)

haha

( tipassoi, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:35, archived)

Yay!
A decent entry at last. This gets my vote for making me laugh loudly (although I did feel guilty afterwards)

'ning Prod

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:47, archived)

pffh think how I feel!! :)


ning lovely :)
( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 23:49, archived)