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(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 15:10, archived)
# Sean Connery
has let himself go (Top pic.) No wonder he has a slight speech impediment.
(Gobshite, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 15:12, archived)
# Poiple Onion!
Hurrah! Where you beed hiding!?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 15:12, archived)
# hello!

I went into hibernation for the winter.

*looks out window*

Damn, that cheap alarm clock!
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 15:18, archived)
# well, it's snowed and settled here!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 15:23, archived)
# Oh bum has it ?
mr rabbitz is running a course down your way today :(
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 15:25, archived)
# Cor!
Where?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 15:32, archived)
# Well they have 3 training centres down your way mi luv
one at Milton Keynes
one at Cambridge (well your way-ish)
one at Kempston

but they're at some Hotel in Banbury today
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 15:39, archived)
# soggy snow here.

those big lazy flakes that are 4" in diamater
and dissolve immediately.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 15:33, archived)
# but surh!
we neet have thee pahwurrrr!

this is pretty spot on
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 15:13, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 15:13, archived)
# I like how 'How Americans see the rest of the world'
actually became 'how Americans see the British'
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 15:13, archived)
# There's a world outside America and Britain?
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 15:15, archived)
# yes
we're the ones laughing at you

EDIT:
Jinkies!
I just image-googled "swedish"
huh... the world must have an interresting view of us
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 15:16, archived)
# remember
google is an american company...there could be a compo idea in there ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 15:33, archived)
# it's called
the moon
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 15:17, archived)
# We put our flag on it
(allegedly), therefore it's ours too
*watches NASCAR, eats McDonalds, drinks shit beer*
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 15:20, archived)
# American beer and coffee really is shit
you have to order a doubble espresso at starbucks to get a cup of regular coffee
and the beer is really "fucking close to water"
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 15:22, archived)
# plus
they add rice to the fermentation so you get really nasty hangovers if you do manage to drink enought to get pissed.
(prostheses, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 15:26, archived)
# oh really?
I've never gotten through enough of the stuff to get drunk.
One sip (ok, maybe two) and then I reach for German, Danish, Tshech or Swedish beer.
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 15:33, archived)
# You should try visiting the western US.

Most cities have a number of small
breweries that produce very high
quality beer. Whereas in Europe
the trend is in the opposite direction,
most of the small high quality
breweries are gone.

And don't even start with Swedish beer.

(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 15:37, archived)
# actually think it's the same everywhere
I have Budwizer and Miller as my only refference of American beer. and the Small local breweries ar not gone, not in Sweden at least.
Ystad (the town I grew up in) has a great fresh beer.
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 15:49, archived)
# We've got the rest of the week to "do" other countries
Just wait and see..
but don't hold your breath!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 23 Feb 2006, 15:18, archived)
# Maybe it's the first of a series...

note: Dutch are pedantic.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 15:21, archived)
# hehehe
but no more than others ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 15:29, archived)
# You mean that's not true?
teefs!

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 15:14, archived)
# 'lo
*waves*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 15:15, archived)
# Hello you!
How's your afternoon?
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 15:16, archived)
# better than my mornng
I had an hour long phone call and two meetings!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 15:25, archived)
# them yellow lights i tells ya
*runs*
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 15:17, archived)
# You're the one that commented
;)
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 15:20, archived)
# riiight...
*hands toothbrush*
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 15:21, archived)
# RE: The first bit of that pic.
Entertainingly, the US has a higher incidence of tooth decay than the UK, as illustrated in this colourful little map (PDF, sorry) from the World Health Organisation.
(tomsk, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 15:19, archived)
# it's not the number of cavities that's the problem.

It's the yellowing and crookedness that really
stands out.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 15:28, archived)
# ^this
are braces really that hard to come by?
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 15:34, archived)
# I am proud of my wonky teeth.
They're a great British tradition, like moaning and traffic jams.
(tomsk, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 15:45, archived)
# *Likes this* !
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 15:26, archived)