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# This is me before my bath this morning.

This is me immediately following my bath.

My four year old daughter did this and whilst it isn't that special, I really feel the loss.

incidently, given recent facism, I am not offering these images as an invitation to shoppery, but I do recognise that by placing them in the public domain I have renounced most of my right to moan about it if anyone does.

CDCs will not make me tell anyone to fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sat 4 Mar 2006, 11:25, archived)
# For
soth tis the second coming....

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 4 Mar 2006, 11:26, archived)
# it makes you look a hundred times less stupid
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sat 4 Mar 2006, 11:26, archived)
# but still
Mansonesque
(I helped save b3ta! dragon drop : worlds best self-deprecator, Sat 4 Mar 2006, 11:48, archived)
# I read that as Masonesque.
I was actually typing 'I dont do funny handshakes' and intending to finish with something along the lines of 'and I have never seen a mason with long hair' when I realised my mistake.

In what way do I look like I am a two story flat?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sat 4 Mar 2006, 11:58, archived)
# Hamtoucher
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 4 Mar 2006, 11:27, archived)
# Gosh! You're handsome!
Why the beard-off scenario? Less wind drag for the half marathon?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 4 Mar 2006, 11:27, archived)
# You look much prettier without it.
Not that I am a beard Nazi. My Dad has a fab beard.
Also, good morning, lovely sunny folks!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sat 4 Mar 2006, 11:30, archived)
# Prettier?
Fucking prettier?

Cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sat 4 Mar 2006, 11:36, archived)
# I'm not sure what you're disagreeing to.
The fact I called you pretty, which is a bit of a girly term.
Or unintentional insinuation that you were not attractive before.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sat 4 Mar 2006, 11:40, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 4 Mar 2006, 11:45, archived)
# The former.
Obviously you wouldn't be suggesting the latter, that would be inconcievable ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sat 4 Mar 2006, 11:46, archived)
# Well, quite.
Sorry for calling you pretty.
You look much more attractive in a manly Manley way without it.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sat 4 Mar 2006, 11:51, archived)
# The Return From Bareback Mountain

(I helped save b3ta! Cocksure, Sat 4 Mar 2006, 11:31, archived)
# you`d probably be quite handsome if you weren`t so Jesus-like


touuuucherrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 4 Mar 2006, 11:42, archived)
# You look like a hippie
Yet run Windows. Hmm..............................................................................................................
So aren't

/crap non-haiku
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sat 4 Mar 2006, 11:49, archived)
# I do run windows.
I have to live all day every day with hippys telling me how much better Unix is.

I think Unix is better for servers and Windows better for 'pooters. I's like a G4 Powerbook, but I can't afford it (I really, really want to try the frogpad though).

That said, that is Knoppix you can see there I think?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sat 4 Mar 2006, 11:55, archived)
# *rubs thighs*
just bought crossover office (40 dollars) and it`ll run all the useful windows stuff (wine is good, but tends to be flakey)

Photoshop is running quite nicely, although you can`t delete bits from a layer without it going black.. you have to cut them out, which is a bit shit, but still

ooh ooh
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 4 Mar 2006, 12:07, archived)
# Open office is better than MS,
but in general I think that Microsoft products are really very good for the home user.

Yes they are not as powerful, but everything kind of works if you don't want to do anything clever.

VPN works better too with XP.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sat 4 Mar 2006, 12:19, archived)
# there`s a good vpn linux client (can`t remember what it`s called now)
which is just as non-fiddly as the windows version

but yeah I`d agree - MS for the cunts that they are have contributed probably more than anybody to making computing affordable

I just don`t like their flakey software - at least if it`s free and breaks, it`s no big loss .. but open office 2 is really nice (I thought 1.x was shit), and I definitely wouldn`t go back to regular office

once I get studio mx running nicely under linux, that`ll be me happy :)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 4 Mar 2006, 12:35, archived)