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# How to ensure harmony when ladies take lads out for soft furnishing shopping
Some sort of common reference is required;- Hey presto, the universally translated colour picking chart!

For Her:-


bigger!

For Him:-

bigger!

When discussing, just use the numbers for comparison. Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 12 Mar 2006, 12:24, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
excellent...."my shit after a vindaloo" pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 12:27, archived)
# I still have no answer to
"Me Ma's terrible partial to der periwinkle blue"...(Snatch)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 12 Mar 2006, 12:29, archived)
# Band aid were pink?
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 12:28, archived)
# as in, sticking plaster
Geddit?

or wert thou being sarky-pants?
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 12 Mar 2006, 12:30, archived)
# Sarcasm, DUH!
but seriously, very woo and such
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 12:32, archived)
# Hahaha!
I like this!
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 12:29, archived)
# haha Batman`s cape
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 12:37, archived)
# ahaha
'Masterful Tampon' Woot!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 12:45, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahaha
"Powerful Rhyme"

Hahahaha.

Love it.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 12:45, archived)
# shall we just say, women tend to have a more emotive visual imagination
whereas men point to something and say 'it's like that'.

Just like women and men when it comes to hard core porn. Err, I mean tasteful erotica.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 12 Mar 2006, 12:47, archived)
# Ha, no, I know exactly what you mean.
I've had something similar to this in my head for quite a while, but it's a proper 'shop, I'd have to tear myself away from vectors.

*fires it up*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 12:50, archived)
# proper shop?
Good luck with that. This is what I'd call 'extended captioning' as I nicked an existing chart from t'web and wiped the existing titles. They were almost as daft as the ones I replaced them with (on the lady side, anyway)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 12 Mar 2006, 12:54, archived)
# hahaha
exactly!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 12:48, archived)
# That reminds me of....
www.b3ta.com/board/3824821
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 12 Mar 2006, 17:07, archived)
# yes, it IS remeniscent.
However I think that 18 months ago is a long time in b3ta. The market can probably withstand two gags about ridiculous interior decorating in over 550 days apart. And no, I haven't lurked here for a year and a half with the intention of ripping off your idea. Sometimes these things just occur to more than one person in the universe at the same time, within the same 78 week period.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 12 Mar 2006, 17:32, archived)