sausage flavoured condoms


From the Failed Sex Toys challenge. See all 257 entries (closed)

( prodigy69 missing a tooth, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:00, archived)

hahaha
spot on, spot on
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, stuffed a kitten up his arse, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:00, archived)

Get Spot off!

( Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:01, archived)

*applies cream*

( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, stuffed a kitten up his arse, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:08, archived)

hahahahahaha
winner!
( Grampa, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:00, archived)

Reminds me of that stupid...
...Walls Balls advert.

haha
(oh_amos doesn't appreciate his sig being changed, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:01, archived)

hahahahahahaha
brilliant!
(bennyhillslovechild A walking jam-jar and syringe, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:02, archived)

hahaha or BACON flavoured
www.hecklerspray.com/hecklerspray/2005/07/kevin_bacons_do.html
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:02, archived)

haha :)

( prodigy69 missing a tooth, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:04, archived)

bad dog
fido soon realise when he used a cheaper brand of peanut butter. BA-ZING!!
(Grabacr, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:03, archived)

fantastic

( Dr. Strange Apparantly those were the droids I was looking for, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:03, archived)

Ow ow ow ow!
:X
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:04, archived)

Sadly,
that would sell quite well in some markets...
( setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:04, archived)

lovely stuff as per usual squire!

( The Great Architect, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:06, archived)

thank ye good sir :)

( prodigy69 missing a tooth, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:07, archived)

oh no, I'm a cunt, haven't you heard :-)
great stuff, the present mrs architect loves your stuff too
( The Great Architect, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:09, archived)

See, I said you were.
Where's my five pounds?
( Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:10, archived)

...in the sponsorship thingy
along with another 20 if we're cool
( The Great Architect, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:11, archived)

Of course!
b3ta.com/board/5760929

Edit - also - 'the present' is not something one should say when she's there, it sounds somewhat temporary.
( Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:15, archived)

*phew*
s'bad enough having an imposter trying to fool people into thinking he's me, can't be doing with an irate hamtoucher being a cnut as well ;)

/the 'present' thing is a radio 2/Wogan refernce, which she knows about, shes even a member on teh board with it...
www.b3ta.com/board/profile.php?id=45740
( The Great Architect, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:17, archived)

He's not the messiah.
Worryingly, I have given up smoking for lent, so I cannot even blame it on le 'erb
( Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:19, archived)

never give up smoking sir...
you'll only live longer to despair about the state of modern britain
( The Great Architect, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:20, archived)

If calling people a cunt gets them to sponsor me a pony then I'm off on a spree.
www.sendit.com/video/item/7000000086826
( Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:22, archived)

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
careful, I'll get used to being a cunt.

right, now all is right with the world again and ive balanced my ying and yang
/which is a medical phenomenon

I'm off till sometime soon.

'Nite all
( The Great Architect, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:24, archived)

what have you done now?

and thank the missus :)
( prodigy69 missing a tooth, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:10, archived)

I shall thank her this evening...
... twice :)
( The Great Architect, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:12, archived)

Hey - at least wait till I'm done...........


Okay......I'm done.
(bennyhillslovechild A walking jam-jar and syringe, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:13, archived)

Oh lordy I shrieked out loud at that
It is ACE.
*clicks*
'ning :)

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:12, archived)

*enhuggles* lo miss pot :)

( prodigy69 missing a tooth, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:13, archived)

a underling
getting his underschlong nibbled :D
( amon - hooray :D, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:39, archived)

hahaha
this made me laugh a great deal
( Milkman Dan, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:59, archived)

those actually exist
in a condom machine down in devon
( Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:33, archived)