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# Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr !
I hate all of these.
Are you fucking trying to wind me up ?
(Cassie - Voice of Reason, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:47, archived)
# Haha!
*listens to the voice or reason*
(I helped save b3ta! The Rabid Ferret of Doom is no longer a badger, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:48, archived)
# Watch it
I'm quite happy to take on a badger too.
*Has got out of the wrong side of the basket this morning*
(Cassie - Voice of Reason, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:51, archived)
# The temptation to 'shop your stairdog is strong
but fleeting.

See? there, it has gone.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:50, archived)
# Just you try it !
Go On !
I Dares You !
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr !
(Cassie - Voice of Reason, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:54, archived)
# err
does anyone else
wipe their bum standing up ?
(kitten vice, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:48, archived)
# i'll stand up and wipe your bum in a minute!
or something

good rapid reposition of bum-based query!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:49, archived)
# no but i did hear about a technique entitled 'gloving'
Where the emabarrased wipee uses lots and lots of tissue paper to catch the poo to avoid noisy splashing.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:50, archived)
# thats women
making fucking boxing gloves out of toilet paper then pratically fisting temselves up the arse!*





*maybe slightly incorrect
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:55, archived)
# and i had
a mental dream last night where i was wiping and wiping and yet still it wasnt finished. rubbish.
(hot wee wee jefferson - the cystitis kid strange things are afoot at the circle K, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:52, archived)
# No, but I understand it to be common.
Which way do you face in the shower?

Once my dad was talking about walking in on someone in the shower and said 'and the worst thing was he was washing his arse, so he was facing me.'. Up until that point I had never questioned that everyone faced away from the shower, but it seems that I am wrong and there is a fairly even split?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:53, archived)
# Surely it depends
On whether you are rinsing your front or back ?
Or which armpit ?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:56, archived)
# Well, for general standing around pretending that you're not going to be late for work?
In fact, I never turn to face the shower, I look away throughout.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:57, archived)
# Is that because
You are a big Jessie and afraid of getting soap in your eyes ?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:59, archived)
# No.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 11:03, archived)
# Then it's because
You wank in the shower
and standing facing inwards rinses the soap off too quickly !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 11:07, archived)
# depends on wether I'm washing my back or front
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:56, archived)
# Phew !
It's not just me then.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:57, archived)
# i tend to face the shower
for general standing around, unless i'm unwinding then i face away.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 11:02, archived)
# This
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 11:04, archived)
# I like to vary
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:53, archived)
# So does Furtive.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:56, archived)
# nice
variation is good for you!
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:58, archived)
# Incidently,
The original joke was 'bi-polar'.
Bee Dumb, and indeed, Tasche.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 11:05, archived)
# I've always been fascinated by this...
...no, unless I find it was inappropriately wiped and after having sweated a little, find it needs a re-wipe.

Interestingly, without undoing your belt, from the front through your zip, you can reach through for a rapid sweat-induced post-wipe; it's risky though.

But, my general wipe of choice is from the front, sitting down.

Most that I've surveyed tend to lean forward and wipe front to back.

Interestingly too, I've found that you can avoid being moaned at for dribbling on the floor or leaving the seat up by simply pissing in the sink; though I must also confess that when passing the lady’s toilet at work, I often nip in (sniff the seats of course) and sprinkle a little water on the seat and floor, just for fun.
(I_tickle_myself, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:56, archived)
# I wipe, whilst seated, from under my right thigh, using my left hand.
I'll be going for a poo in a minute, I'll let you know how it goes.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:59, archived)
# Me also, it's not fully-brewed yet though...
...I could perhaps take a snap ready for Sunday.
(I_tickle_myself, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 11:00, archived)
# no
that's plain wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 11:01, archived)
# I don't get this
despite being an avid reader of vonnegut
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:49, archived)
# Breakfast of Champions.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:50, archived)
# I'll re-read it tonight
and get back to you
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:56, archived)
# Very early on, you can't miss it.
maybe page 5 or 6?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:58, archived)