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[challenge entry] Those nursing home queries were time consuming
google old bastards
Bindun?

From the If Google Owned Everything challenge. See all 262 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 16:38, archived)
# Mrs. Trellis!
was it sent to 'North Wales'?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 16:39, archived)
# indeed
in the original illegible at 280px handwritten letter!
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 16:41, archived)
# Dear Mr Dougleby
Ignore those trendies that say size isn't important. I listened to them and all my wallpaper fell off.

Yours Trellis (Mrs.)


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 16:43, archived)
# From the same site?
Dear Shula,
How awful they should both move The Moral Maze and change it's name. You can imagine my horror and dismay when I tuned in specially and found I hadn't missed it yet!
Yours faithfully, Mrs. Trellis
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 16:47, archived)
# Hahahaha!
but I remembered mine from the radio not a site


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 16:47, archived)
# woo!


I'm from googleville, grew up right next to it.

my favorite thing about mountain view is the movie theater cause there's an In 'n Out burger on one side and a 24 hour Krispy Kreme factory on the other.mmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 16:41, archived)
# I've resisted Krispy Kremes
every time I've been to the States. Although the Cheesecake factory... Mmmmmmm. Tasty.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 16:42, archived)
# mmm
I love the fucking Cheesecake Factory, the menu is like a BOOK!
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 16:43, archived)
# Leather fucking bound!
(don't google that)
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 16:45, archived)
# whats a
krispy kreme factory?

/deprived child

In 'n Out burger sounds like a brothel
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 16:43, archived)
# krispy kreme are yummy donuts
you can get them here, they have them in waterloo station and euston I think

In 'n Out burger is probably the best fast food burger ever, they only have them in California and a few in Arizona and Nevada but they also feature in my favorite film the Big Lebowski.
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 16:44, archived)
# shut the fuck up donny
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 16:47, archived)
# yeah I'm insulted that you didn't automatically make the reference
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 16:48, archived)
# not watched it in a while
classic all teh same
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 17:02, archived)
# Might be worth a trip to America then
looks like a decent enough place
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 16:47, archived)
# yeah they are the best hamburgers ever,
and when I lived there everyone had the bumper stickers but had cut them with a razor so they
read 'in and out urge'
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 17:09, archived)
# i like root beer
we don't have it here :(
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 17:11, archived)
# is this compo still on!!!!!
ho ho ho
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 16:45, archived)
# above
amazingly seems to be an original post/ idea. Fuck me (figuratively)!
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 16:46, archived)
# *straps on a figurative dildo*
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 16:48, archived)
# *applies figurative lube*
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 16:56, archived)
# *inserts figurative pineapple*

(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 17:15, archived)
# I like the Python reference
Much WOO to you Sir.
(Scouse Bastard used to be indecisive, but now he's not so sure, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 16:50, archived)
# I wondered from where in my subconsious that came from!
I knew it came from somewhere!
And there's the answer. Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 16:56, archived)