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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 31 Mar 2006, 0:03, archived)

reminds me of this woman I work with

she weighs 400 pounds if she's an ounce, she says she's diabetic, yet I see her waddling to her desk in the morning clutching a 20 ounce Pepsi and a plate of donuts for breakfast. :P

/cow-worker blog

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Shiksa, Fri 31 Mar 2006, 0:05, archived)

*^is why I bought below*

2 sugars in coffee, "Ooh my levels are sky high..."

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JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Fri 31 Mar 2006, 0:07, archived)

diabetic russian roulette:

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 31 Mar 2006, 0:13, archived)

I have to say that in all the excitement I lost count

so I suppose you have to ask yourself

do you like your coffee sweet?

well, punk, do you?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 31 Mar 2006, 0:17, archived)

Schroedinger's Cup!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 31 Mar 2006, 0:17, archived)

there's a dead cat in the box?

potentially?

Will observing it kill it?

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drunkenoaf, Fri 31 Mar 2006, 0:36, archived)

yes.

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JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Fri 31 Mar 2006, 0:42, archived)

i love those fat turds

who claim their thyroids are out of tune ....
"why don't my muthafuckin thyroids not break down the 4000 burgers i eat at a sitting?/? EH???"

(gbert, Fri 31 Mar 2006, 0:12, archived)

There are a few people in this world who DO have thyroid problems. I know because I am one of them and it's no bloody joke.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 31 Mar 2006, 0:16, archived)

YEAH!

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Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 31 Mar 2006, 0:19, archived)

My sister has it too.

But I think whatsisface is referring to the real fat fucks that never stop eating and think their body should be able to handle it.

Hang on.... I'm talking about me!

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 31 Mar 2006, 0:19, archived)

bwahahahaha eheh *cough* *splutter*

ahem *coughs* ahem *gaaaaaah*
hahahah whatever you fat cunt

(gbert, Fri 31 Mar 2006, 0:20, archived)

i should get that cough looked at if i were you

it seems to have spread to your outer limbs.

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Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 31 Mar 2006, 0:21, archived)

*raises eyebrows*

I take medication so it doesn't apply to me.
Pity you can't get any for being an obnoxious arse.
Edit: I also have periods of hyperthyroidism which makes you skinny as fuck so shove it up your arse.
Edit2: You smell

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 31 Mar 2006, 0:22, archived)

pssssst

it's called cyanide

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Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 31 Mar 2006, 0:23, archived)

see below, fatty....

or are your cholesterol levels so high you can't roll your eyes without breaking a sweat?

(gbert, Fri 31 Mar 2006, 0:24, archived)

You've completely missed the point

I am not fat I was just trying to defend those with hypothyroidism.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 31 Mar 2006, 0:28, archived)

I'm on your side

why's the board not very fluffy today?

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Milkman Dan, Fri 31 Mar 2006, 0:29, archived)

the pound shop had a bumper bic sale

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Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 31 Mar 2006, 0:30, archived)

It's just one person, it seems

I'm silly to have joined in.
*smacks self in gob*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 31 Mar 2006, 0:31, archived)

...

*gobs self in smack*

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Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 31 Mar 2006, 0:32, archived)

*Self in smack gobs*

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Milkman Dan, Fri 31 Mar 2006, 0:34, archived)

*Gobs smack self in*

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Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 31 Mar 2006, 0:36, archived)

*smack in self gobs*

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Milkman Dan, Fri 31 Mar 2006, 0:37, archived)

*floccinaucinihilipilification*

*edit*

*Wanks bum* g'night!

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Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 31 Mar 2006, 0:38, archived)

wow so then, given your theory about people with your condition being fat without trying...

do you remain so slim...overuse of porn websites or running away from the local pedo-haters on your estate?

(gbert, Fri 31 Mar 2006, 0:30, archived)

ding!

that was the bottom of the barrel. goodnight.

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Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 31 Mar 2006, 0:33, archived)

haha i so agree....

so gnight...maybe

(gbert, Fri 31 Mar 2006, 0:36, archived)

Because endochrinologist are pretty clueless about hypothyroidism

and often medicate incorrectly. I am lucky that I have a brain and did my own research and self-medicate and I have it spot on. I know a lot of others who rely on their doctor's advice and get it so horribly wrong.

I see that speaking to you is a waste of time as you are so obviously ignorant. Please do not reply to this as you are now on ignore.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 31 Mar 2006, 0:35, archived)

well those of you that are not on ignore....

this girl is not on the cards ;p

(gbert, Fri 31 Mar 2006, 0:37, archived)

Really, don't take these cunts seriously.

They'll get theirs when they wake up with face cancer one day and realise that it was because they reacted aggressively instead of apologising like a decent human being when they knew they'd overstepped the mark and (as usual) picked what they thought was a soft target (which turned out not to be). So, d'you buy black market thyroxine, then?

(redthing, Fri 31 Mar 2006, 0:41, archived)

Hmmm.

I was already in a pretty cuntish mood before boarding tonight. And, although you have not offended me with anything aimed at, or pertaining to, me personally, I would say,

"fuck off."

And on that note, I am away to my bed. Night, all!

I will try to be in a betterer mood tomorrow.

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JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Fri 31 Mar 2006, 0:49, archived)

There's a lady like that at my work too.

She surrounds her desk with plates of food then expects people to be impressed. I can't wait for my last day.

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 31 Mar 2006, 0:13, archived)

hey man, many people that use teh net are fat

don't anger them

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Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 31 Mar 2006, 0:16, archived)

haha see above

i AM angering them...i am just trying to lure them out of their thick lardy shells ;p

(gbert, Fri 31 Mar 2006, 0:23, archived)

oh fuck off you stupid cunt

I'm diabetic and was only diagonosed when my body went into ketoacidosis and I nearly died.
I make jokes about it because I understand it. You on the other hand...

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 31 Mar 2006, 0:26, archived)

A lad I used to work with suddenly became diabetic.

Skinny as a rake he was. Still is actually.

It also took my dad from me.

But you gotta larf!

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 31 Mar 2006, 0:30, archived)

LOVE the stereo gif on ur profile!`

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Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 31 Mar 2006, 0:31, archived)

tbh i think you're just making yourself look foolish

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Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 31 Mar 2006, 0:26, archived)

You've hit the wrong target

you moron.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 31 Mar 2006, 0:30, archived)

well spotted oh 'Flowerpot'

i love you, can't you see i'm repressed? ;p

(gbert, Fri 31 Mar 2006, 0:34, archived)

If she's taking enough insulin to compensate, that's just fine.

Well, it's not fine, of course. But the theory is sound. Ish. Maybe.

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CaroWallis, Fri 31 Mar 2006, 0:17, archived)

I don't think she's taking ANYTHING for it.

Which is why I don't understand how she can eat stuff like that. For BREAKFAST. And not just keel over.

Oh well, we all have our little quirks.

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Shiksa, Fri 31 Mar 2006, 0:34, archived)

*buys*

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JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Fri 31 Mar 2006, 0:05, archived)

stop teasing

which church hall is it?

Woo!

(its a bloody shambles, Fri 31 Mar 2006, 0:06, archived)

mmm cake

count me in

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Milkman Dan, Fri 31 Mar 2006, 0:10, archived)

Hahahaha

That's the first thing I thought of too, being similarly afflicted (not that you'd bloody think so, I've been naughty!)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 31 Mar 2006, 0:11, archived)

I had some cake yesterday

and felt very bad about it afterwards. Though it tasted fantastic. Oh well, once in a while. It's my annual diabetic MOT at the hospital tomorrow. Joy.

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 31 Mar 2006, 0:14, archived)

I got moaned at by my doctor the other day because of my sugar level

and he insisted I started on medication (I've always resisted and promised to be good) and blimey I feel so much better.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 31 Mar 2006, 0:20, archived)

diabetes scares me.

Anything that can make you go blind and keep you from eating sweets is high on my nightmare list.
I hope both of you stay healthy for as long as possible.

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Shiksa, Fri 31 Mar 2006, 0:30, archived)

Yep - it's shit...

On the other hand, I immediately dropped around 2 stone when I started my new healthy diet and medication. I was always skinny as fuck, and quite fit (I thought). Musta been all those drugs and boozin' I did when I was a rock star.

(redthing, Fri 31 Mar 2006, 0:36, archived)

It's all under control now.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 31 Mar 2006, 0:39, archived)

and smaller?

eh?

(gbert, Fri 31 Mar 2006, 0:44, archived)

You really are being a twat, you know.

Hmph

(redthing, Fri 31 Mar 2006, 0:46, archived)

ppfffft think i care??

aye

(gbert, Fri 31 Mar 2006, 0:49, archived)

Er, nope.

OK, for twat read bully.

(redthing, Fri 31 Mar 2006, 0:52, archived)

Yep - Metformin rocks.

Particularly when combined with Simvastatin.

(redthing, Fri 31 Mar 2006, 0:47, archived)

I've not tried the latter

But after 24 hours on Metformin I had to decrease my thyroid medicine as I had so much energy I was bouncing all over the place. It's FAB.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 31 Mar 2006, 0:54, archived)

OMG the image

of you 'bouncing all over the place' ... dunno if you've heard the 'web phrase' BBW but IT'S FOR YOU ARE YOU NOT OVERJOYED??

(gbert, Fri 31 Mar 2006, 0:59, archived)

She can't see you, remember?

I say again: twat.

(redthing, Fri 31 Mar 2006, 1:03, archived)

hahaha but you can see me eh?

and i'm laughing my ass off i assure you ;)

(gbert, Fri 31 Mar 2006, 1:05, archived)

I thought I was a cunt

but I am now taking notes from you, fuhrer. What a fucking cunt.

Fuck off.

How does this ignore thing work?

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JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Fri 31 Mar 2006, 1:04, archived)

dunno if you sheep know how much i'm loving this tonight but keep em coming ;))

loving it

(gbert, Fri 31 Mar 2006, 1:10, archived)

S'weird - mine was discovered by chance

I've never actually felt any different as a result of taking the meds - I can just see my levels being lower. The other one's a statin - cholesterol buster. You wouldn't have come across it unless that was a problem for you.

(redthing, Fri 31 Mar 2006, 1:00, archived)

owwww

fun-buster ;)

(gbert, Fri 31 Mar 2006, 1:01, archived)

Now THAT was funny.

really

(redthing, Fri 31 Mar 2006, 1:06, archived)

Life is ALL funny hero ;p

take it in

(gbert, Fri 31 Mar 2006, 1:07, archived)