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[challenge entry] Woohoo new compo

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(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 17 May 2006, 20:15, archived)
# hahahah
cool, yet,

4.profitable!
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Wed 17 May 2006, 20:15, archived)
# Woo.
Why are my wrists so painful?

(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Wed 17 May 2006, 20:17, archived)
# Press his tummy and he whines
Hawthorne Heights songs at you!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Wed 17 May 2006, 20:17, archived)
# I misread that at first
thought it was informing me I'd turned into a woman
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 17 May 2006, 20:21, archived)
# Hoho.
Me too.

What the fuck is an Emo? Seriously. I'm old now and have extra long thick ginger hairs in my eyebrows. How the fuck am I supposed to deal with them and know what Emos are as well?
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 17 May 2006, 20:23, archived)
# hang on ill get a pic for you



EDIT: naah im just kidding. You cant really describe an emo unless someopne shows you. Its more their attitude, music scene, and dress sense that defines them. The mopey cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Wed 17 May 2006, 20:29, archived)
# emos are
errmmm well I think of them as joyless sisters of mercy fans, hope that helped and woo to pic
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 17 May 2006, 20:30, archived)
# Are they just shit Goths?
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 17 May 2006, 20:32, archived)
# nah thats 'greebos'
emos hate goth music
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Wed 17 May 2006, 20:33, archived)
# Ok. So what music do they like then?
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 17 May 2006, 20:38, archived)
# um......if you want to listen to some
search for 'hawthorne heights', 'rites of spring', 'embrace', or 'split lip'

baically, get pop-punk guitar over horrid screaming and crying, usuall about suicide or lost love.

'rites of spring' is probably the most emo band you could find
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Wed 17 May 2006, 20:49, archived)
# EEEEMMMMMOOOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Wed 17 May 2006, 20:52, archived)
# i cant believe i recalled
all that!

/not emo
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Wed 17 May 2006, 21:02, archived)
# Oh Christ!
I've just heard Hawthorn Heights. It's like Smashing Pumpkins and Megadeth being drugged and raped by Hanson. Awful.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 17 May 2006, 21:03, archived)
# see
they call it emotional punk

hence 'emo'

i just call it cunty bollocks.
they aint fucking singers.

singers 'sing'.
fucking emo scum.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Wed 17 May 2006, 21:07, archived)
# the
I can see Pop Will Eat Itself kicking yr sorry ass.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grebo

last emo i met thought Goth was a genre of metal.

Wouldnt know post punk if it slapped him round the face with Killing Joke.
(I helped save b3ta! kHiTe Post-Punk Retro Child: Indier and Gother than Thou, Wed 17 May 2006, 20:47, archived)
# aww Killing Joke
i still cant beleiev they're all alive and still touring

EDIT: wikipedia

'The term "Greebo" appears in Terry Pratchett's Discworld novels, as the name of a cat. Pratchett's definition of a greebo is "Someone who wants to be a Hell's Angel, but doesn't have the style."
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Wed 17 May 2006, 20:57, archived)
# Goths can be awesome
Emos are just whiny. These hipsters aren't even fit for Joy Division.
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Wed 17 May 2006, 20:38, archived)
# I see emo as combining the melodrama of goth, the unwarranted white-middle-class anger of 'hardcore' punk
and the sheer wetness of indie.

It's the self-pity that's the defining feature.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 17 May 2006, 20:41, archived)
# Add to this a head-wearable industrial mop
and you've got a deal.
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Wed 17 May 2006, 20:43, archived)
# Emos are far too wet to listen to industrial.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 17 May 2006, 20:47, archived)
# I don't mind Goths.
They got the blame for scrawling on the Lady Godiva statue in Coventry but as most of the stuff said "Goths fucking die!" I think that was untrue.

Actually...
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 17 May 2006, 20:42, archived)
# Fuck off,
the Sisters are great.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 17 May 2006, 20:39, archived)
# gotta buy that!
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 17 May 2006, 20:31, archived)