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[challenge entry] Dick Sharpener Monthly

From the Ultra-minority magazine covers challenge. See all 483 entries (closed)

(pit, Sun 21 May 2006, 13:34, archived)
# *Winces*
(Toist, Sun 21 May 2006, 13:35, archived)
# *minces*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Sun 21 May 2006, 13:42, archived)
# *Fries the mince*
*Makes spaghetti bolognese*
(Toist, Sun 21 May 2006, 13:45, archived)
# Nooo!!
Spaghettii!!!

*gobbles*

*smiles fatly*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Sun 21 May 2006, 14:08, archived)
# spaghetti
bacon

cheese


HEAVEN
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 21 May 2006, 14:14, archived)
# *imagines*
*sex wees*


aahhhh, fuck im hungee for now!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Sun 21 May 2006, 14:21, archived)
# *cringe*
Part of me wants to test it

the other half wants to beat me for thinking it!

woo anywho!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Sun 21 May 2006, 13:36, archived)
# *cower*
B3tans sure take the top places in terms of genital sadism.

*cringe*
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Sun 21 May 2006, 13:36, archived)
# Unfortunately, I was reminded of this. (So very very NSFW.)
IT IS ENTIRELY NSFW!! I wouldn't advise anyone to click it anyway, under any cirumstances, but if it's penis mutilation you're after then...
Basically, it's a guy slicing the end of his nob off. Sorry. (Don't say I didn't warn you.)
www.distortedview.com/show/board/viewtopic.php?t=56
(Toist, Sun 21 May 2006, 13:47, archived)
# In case anybody is daft enough to click that.....


I recommend you drink it neat.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 21 May 2006, 13:53, archived)
# *guzzles*
Holy shit raping zombie jesus on crystal meth.

Hmm, that reminds me, I have some sausages in the fridge, maybe I'll have those for dinner
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 21 May 2006, 14:06, archived)
# *applies*
Jesus god, the tingling feelsgood after that horrible moment
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Sun 21 May 2006, 14:14, archived)
# ouch
I always thought bono was a stroppy git now we know why
(Arse Gravy is gonna crawl inside you like a warm kitten, Sun 21 May 2006, 13:39, archived)
# Must be a lot of very small dicks about then....
ah.. yes... Minority magazines

*gets it*

arf.

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 21 May 2006, 13:44, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sun 21 May 2006, 14:52, archived)