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# HELLO MY NAME IS STEVE STEVE STEVE.
(, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 8:16, archived)
# COCK OFF
(, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 8:25, archived)
# Okay.
(, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 8:36, archived)
# COCK ON
tommy
(, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 8:54, archived)
# COCK OUT!
'NING ALL!
(, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 9:03, archived)
# COCK UP!
Actually I think I'll have coffee first if you don't mind.
'NING!
(, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 9:05, archived)
# 'ning sexy
I have coffee already, but don't let that stop you.
(, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 9:07, archived)
# God, do I need it (coffee that is......oh well feck it, why not?)
the journey I've had
/TFL hate blog
(, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 9:13, archived)
# you have TFL
I have NO public transport to get to work!
(, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 9:20, archived)
# you are the lucky one.

unless you like being crammed into a sweaty metal coffin.
(, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 9:22, archived)
# it's a sexual experience I find
'ning Thor. Hows the little un?
(, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 9:24, archived)
# his cock is torn and blistered
oh, you meant his kiddie winky!!
:P
(, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 9:25, archived)
# it only happend after i bummed you
all the blistering and burning sensation when i pee, it was fine beforehand.
(, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 9:27, archived)
# she am fine
but not being a big fan of the heat, she's spending most of her day in just a nappy.
(, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 9:26, archived)
# me too!!
*pampers*

:P
(, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 9:27, archived)
# i would call you a man baby
but that would be an insult to men.
(, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 9:28, archived)
# good good
it's a nightmare having a new baby in hot weather.
(, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 9:28, archived)
# tell me about it!
luckly she slept soundly last night and awoke for her regular 3.30am feed so me and mrs thor got some good sleep.
(, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 9:31, archived)
# Londers have no decent transport either
We just have Ken Livingston's mobile saunas


Good 'Ning
(, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 9:23, archived)
# arf
I like the proposed water cooling system.
(, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 9:25, archived)
# what, pour water over them?
(, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 9:27, archived)
# no
there's already a pump system extracting water from the tunnels to keep em dry. Just fit pipes to circulate that ....
(, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 9:29, archived)
# That's a bloody reality show on its own!
(, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 9:26, archived)
# you should go on it
and freak em out by singing Roky Erikson.
(, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 9:30, archived)
# well unlike you we can't all skip through a field of poppies to get to work ;¬)
haven't been to the midlands in a while
(, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 9:25, archived)
# come to Brum!
I'm hurling throwing another Brum Bash on September 2nd!
(, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 9:26, archived)
# sounds like he's in afghanistan
(, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 9:29, archived)
# I wish!
the smack is cleaner there.
(, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 9:30, archived)
# 'ning!
at last! some semi sensible boarders!
where is everyone?
did i wake up too early?? :(
(, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 9:13, archived)
# YOU PISHED THE BED
'ning you sexy bunch of bastards
(, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 9:16, archived)
# there's only one of me mate!
*snogs*
(, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 9:19, archived)
# 'Ning
(, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 9:19, archived)
# 'NING!
(, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 9:22, archived)
# Morning Sir!
How's she blowing?
(, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 9:24, archived)
# wet and wild and windy young sir!
(, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 9:27, archived)
# *looks out window*
*glees at the great weather*
(, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 9:32, archived)
# COR!!!
*bums*
(, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 9:21, archived)
# 'ning
'NING!
(, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 9:24, archived)
# Yes
It's more than likely I'm afraid
(, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 9:18, archived)
# semi sensible???
you fucking cunt!
(, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 9:21, archived)
# YOU'RE A CUNT!
'ning!
(, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 9:22, archived)
# you.fucking.cunt
;)
(, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 9:24, archived)
# I'll cunt your fucking in the ......
What?
(, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 9:25, archived)
# and do you know what?
he had the audacity to come back with "eueuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuughh, I'm dying!"
(, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 9:28, archived)
# He fucking didn't!
That guy's a dirty cunt. He's really a dirty bastard. He won't be doing it again when I get my fat friend to smash his face in. That's not right!
(, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 9:30, archived)
# I'm up
but only because I am a moron and they're showing News Radio episodes all night and there's good beer in the fridge.
(, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 9:22, archived)
# mmm
beeeeeeerrrr....
(, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 9:23, archived)
# mmmmm fridge
(, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 9:24, archived)
# mmmm news Radio
(, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 9:25, archived)
# My stepfather hords the Harp in his workshop
So I'm stuck with Yuengling, which ok by me.
(, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 9:26, archived)
# COCK ALL OVER THE DOG.
(, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 9:06, archived)
# cock over YER MAAAAAAAAAA!
(, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 9:09, archived)
# *Agrees*
(, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 9:21, archived)
# rape you say?


EDIT; Bah, ninja'd!
(, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 8:32, archived)
# I like it anyway.
(, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 8:41, archived)
# I loved that game...
particularly the 2001 re-release...

(, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 8:53, archived)
# high poly!
(, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 8:55, archived)
# Where's the parrot?
I only see beasties...
(, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 9:02, archived)
# ah the parrot
yeah, he was dead
so i took him back to the shop
(, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 9:14, archived)
# Is that Rapebear?
(, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 11:06, archived)
# Well...
(, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 8:37, archived)
# Sorry, Im just bored I guess.
(, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 8:41, archived)
# No excuse mate.
Sorry!
(, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 8:42, archived)
# Please forgive me.
(, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 8:44, archived)
# meh, schnurr used to pull the same bit
and Andy Kaufman before him.

I think it's all quite ironic.
(, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 8:44, archived)
# Aye.
Though Kaufman isn't someone I know that well.
(, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 8:48, archived)
# I love Andy Kaufman.
(, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 8:59, archived)
# Wh4t's th4t c0m1ng 0v3r t3h h1ll!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
15 1t 4 m0n5t4r????????
(, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 8:59, archived)
# Lima beans!
(, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 9:00, archived)
# oooo!
coloured
(, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 9:19, archived)
# NOW IN COLOR. NOW IN COLOR.
(, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 9:33, archived)
# AND I AM FUNKY FUNKY FUNKY
(, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 9:17, archived)
# What do you want me to draw you a picture of?
(, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 9:34, archived)
# I WANT
you to draw me a picture of Alan Titchmarsh fucking Charlie Dimmocks big norks, whilst Tommy Walsh is simultaniously fisting them both in the arse with his big fat forearms. They are dressed up as various members of the cast of the popular 90's comedy, 2 Point 4 children.
(, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 9:47, archived)
# I can't feel a thing
I t has been a week
(, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 9:46, archived)