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# Many non-swimming otters are still able to lead fulfilling lives
splishity-splosh
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 23:05, archived)
# yay
look at his marvellous little hat! and lovely alt-text
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 23:06, archived)
# how come you
can see alts when i cant? you've not stopped using opera have you?
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 23:11, archived)
# use g
to toggle between images shown/not shown (hence alt)/cached only. something made me suspect this had alt text.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 23:12, archived)
# ahhh!
i can see now! yey! yey for both opera-help and a rather wonderful picture! (with additional ace alt-text)
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 23:15, archived)
# I
only just saw the alt tag !
Splishity splosh indeed !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 23:17, archived)
# I want to know how they do that
that's kewl that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Radio Controlled Nun Hasn't posted for 6 years, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 23:19, archived)
# Well,
I would imagine one paddle makes the splishity, and the other makes the splosh...
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 23:21, archived)
# actually it's a traditional
otter boating song
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 23:23, archived)
# So much to learn
so little time.
(I helped save b3ta! Radio Controlled Nun Hasn't posted for 6 years, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 23:36, archived)
# Cool
not kewl :)
/pet hate
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 23:39, archived)
# Good
I will use it as much as possible. :0)
(I helped save b3ta! Radio Controlled Nun Hasn't posted for 6 years, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 23:47, archived)
# I just realised


Jobs for disabled otters? Right on!

or is it just me?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 23:21, archived)
# it sounds like a good plan to me
what else could their talents be used for?
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 23:23, archived)
# and
it would be cruel to just keep them in some sort of otter freak show.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 23:26, archived)
# that would a terrible violation of basic otter rights
where as providing them with jobs in the community where they could feel involved and respected at all levels would ensure they would become useful members of society and little children would eventually learn not to laugh and throw things at them in the street
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 23:31, archived)
# I hear you sister

equal rights for otters!
equal rights for otters!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 23:33, archived)
# Joooooeeeeeyyyyy
otter !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 23:40, archived)
# Yay !
I love otters.....not as much as badgers but quite a lot !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 23:06, archived)
# otter
loveliness
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 23:07, archived)
# Woo for otters!
More otters!
(I helped save b3ta! Nastar, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 23:07, archived)
# in fact
he looks pretty pleased about it. woooo!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 23:08, archived)
# yes
if I were him I'd be rather pleased with my lot
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 23:10, archived)
# Ah,
Bless 'im!
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 23:09, archived)
# woo
da di da da da da
da di da da da da
messing about on the river
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 23:11, archived)
# animals and aliens all like to mess around on the river, evil twin
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 23:18, archived)
# and woo to that too
why the fuck do we both appear to have numeracy problems. I looked at my days and couldn't work out if it was the right way round or not
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 23:24, archived)
# I take full responsibility
for confuddling you! :)
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 23:28, archived)
# hey no problemo
I think it was funnier like that. And my birthday post was shit anyway. Now I have ten days to come up with something funny
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 23:31, archived)
# i think that the b3ta year
should really be 356 days long
it's much better really when you think about it.

over an 80 (normal) year life span you would get two extra birthdays, how lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 23:40, archived)
# I'd like to
know what chain of thought led you to put an ewok and a mouse paddling in a canoe together....
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 23:31, archived)
# It is obvious
isn't it?

edit - and it is a rat :)
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 23:37, archived)
# Take it
from me ..........dont start a species arguement with 100% Kitten !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 23:43, archived)
# ummm
paddle rat ewok...

no, please enlighten the retard
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 23:49, archived)
# look at the monkey glove puppet
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 23:51, archived)
#
*blank look*
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Fri 3 Jan 2003, 0:02, archived)
# sorry Kitten
there is no reason behind the pictures - apart from the ever present alcohol :)
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Fri 3 Jan 2003, 0:06, archived)
# bastard

my tiny brain was struggling at full pelt there.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Fri 3 Jan 2003, 0:13, archived)
# its
a lemur !!!

pissed
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 3 Jan 2003, 0:21, archived)
# Llamas too!
(I helped save b3ta! dozack, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 23:45, archived)
# Im liking this
a lot :)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 23:13, archived)
# that's
otterly wonderful!
(nevermind, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 23:13, archived)
# "You see this item here... Chicken Tarka? Shouldn't that be Chicken Tikka?"
"No, that's right, sir; Chicken Tarka is similar to Chicken Tikka, but it's a little 'otter."
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 23:19, archived)
# ba dum tsssh

tikka indeed

*shakes head*
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 23:22, archived)
# beautiful
very nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! cr4, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 23:19, archived)
# that is woooooooooooooooo!
splish splosh splash!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 23:20, archived)
# hurrah
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 23:28, archived)