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# Can you ask mimsy to blow up my cat next please
The little terrorist caught a bird about an hour ago and brought it into the house. I was at work talking to the girlfriend on the phone when this event took place. The subsequent screaming hebbiejebbies reduced my eardrums to jellybabies and convinced me that the house had fallen down.
The silly girl then locked said cat and bird in the kitchen to stop blood getting on the carpet whilst I hit warp 9 in a homewards direction.
On arrival I found girlfriend cowering in the garden so she didn't have to listen to the plaintive cheeps of distress. The cat, well the cat had digested the bird, feathers and all.
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 13:51, archived)
# and it was still cheeping?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 13:54, archived)
# I see where you're going with this :)
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 13:56, archived)
# if only
there were a point on the line demarking human behaviour; somewhere between cluster bombing civilian refugees, and hiding from dying birds.
(haberman is singing in the changes, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 13:55, archived)
# I don't think the girlfriend has clusterbombed any refugees
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 13:57, archived)
# er
i was thinking of some other humans with regards to that behaviour.
(haberman is singing in the changes, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 14:07, archived)
# hahaha
cats... and birds...

THEY DON'T BLOODY MIX
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 13:55, archived)
# these two have in a fairly terminal way for the bird
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 13:58, archived)
# too bad..
great story though :)

send me a pic of your cat and I will blow it up for you.. in a repetitive kind of way
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 13:59, archived)
# Oh I'm sure someone must have photoshopped something like that
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 13:58, archived)
# like this :)

(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 14:01, archived)
# unless you're human descent that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 14:04, archived)
# Break your cats back
then torment it as it tries to crawl away, it'll respect you for it.
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 14:08, archived)