If Apple designed the human body


From the If Apple Made Everything challenge. See all 557 entries (closed)

( Dr. Strange Apparantly those were the droids I was looking for, Mon 31 Jul 2006, 23:12, archived)

eh?
and ning all
( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Mon 31 Jul 2006, 23:17, archived)

^emm

( Jahled extraordinaire®, Mon 31 Jul 2006, 23:18, archived)

im
stumped
( CactusEater What's Wrong With A Little Destruction?, Mon 31 Jul 2006, 23:18, archived)

pffff!
so's he
( spacefish is imaginary oh, Mon 31 Jul 2006, 23:19, archived)

something about
the leg?
(coRPse blast off to adventure, in the year 400 billion, Mon 31 Jul 2006, 23:19, archived)

its at a jaunty angle
but what does it all mean basil
( CactusEater What's Wrong With A Little Destruction?, Mon 31 Jul 2006, 23:20, archived)

is steve jobs famous for jaunty legs?
sybil?
(coRPse blast off to adventure, in the year 400 billion, Mon 31 Jul 2006, 23:21, archived)

no idea :O
que?
( CactusEater What's Wrong With A Little Destruction?, Mon 31 Jul 2006, 23:22, archived)

don't mention the war

( Damoclaus is putting you all on the naughty list!, Mon 31 Jul 2006, 23:24, archived)

do mention
the meaning of the picture

captain
( CactusEater What's Wrong With A Little Destruction?, Mon 31 Jul 2006, 23:24, archived)

apple mouse only have one button
hence the need for only one finger
( mictoboy, Mon 31 Jul 2006, 23:27, archived)

thanks
you fixed my brain. + very subtle. + woo!
( CactusEater What's Wrong With A Little Destruction?, Mon 31 Jul 2006, 23:29, archived)

k
who the fuck uses a mouse with their left hand?
(Bokonon, Mon 31 Jul 2006, 23:29, archived)

I know a few lefties who do

( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 0:00, archived)

ok
Even my left-handed friend uses his right.
(Bokonon, Mon 31 Jul 2006, 23:32, archived)

that's what they want you to think
I was using an apple mouse with multiple buttons

only, they were secret buttons designed to look like only one

and the bloody wheel was annoyingly tiny
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Mon 31 Jul 2006, 23:38, archived)

ning sir
this evening finds you well i trust?
( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Mon 31 Jul 2006, 23:18, archived)

ive had 4 days of parties straight
as twas my 18th t'other day


...im going to die....
( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Mon 31 Jul 2006, 23:22, archived)

yeah my 18th was on a monday
i started celebrating the friday before

it was awesome

*teenage high five* welcome to the legal boozers club.
( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Mon 31 Jul 2006, 23:24, archived)

*high fives back and crawls out of the light*

( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Mon 31 Jul 2006, 23:26, archived)

I'm still hungover from my 18th birthday.

( F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Mon 31 Jul 2006, 23:26, archived)

me too and it was nine years ago
ROFLSLIPPERSANDPIPE
( Derek the halls with boughs of Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Mon 31 Jul 2006, 23:29, archived)

Mine was 21 and a half years ago.
So there young'un.
( F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Mon 31 Jul 2006, 23:32, archived)

if
sean connery said your name, it would sound like "shirty skellington"
(coRPse blast off to adventure, in the year 400 billion, Mon 31 Jul 2006, 23:29, archived)

random
but thanks never-the-less
( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Mon 31 Jul 2006, 23:33, archived)

any time

(coRPse blast off to adventure, in the year 400 billion, Mon 31 Jul 2006, 23:42, archived)

haha!
yes ind eed
( spacefish is imaginary oh, Mon 31 Jul 2006, 23:19, archived)

i don't get it

( Derek the halls with boughs of Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Mon 31 Jul 2006, 23:19, archived)

but...but...
how will we do the joke where we pick our nose with one finger and lick the other?
( Damoclaus is putting you all on the naughty list!, Mon 31 Jul 2006, 23:20, archived)

oooh
*clicks* ;)
( Cashy, Mon 31 Jul 2006, 23:23, archived)

For those that don't get it
notice the one-fingered hand. (Mac mouse joke)
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Mon 31 Jul 2006, 23:25, archived)

I learnt to hate Macs when forced to work with one at Bigpictures, yonks ago. Overhyped bollocks if memory serves me correctly.
( Jahled extraordinaire®, Mon 31 Jul 2006, 23:30, archived)