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# Morning folks

The sky is having spectacular wees here at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Aug 2006, 11:14, archived)
# i think he may be going around in circles
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 2 Aug 2006, 11:15, archived)
# that's why he's got the van
it was his great plan
to travel to town
to buy a flan and a gown
but he was stopped
by a man with a frown
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Aug 2006, 11:18, archived)
# :P
he had a car for a foot
and a bad beadle leg
and to keep up his trousers
he used a clothes peg
as he severed some heads
with a rusty old blade
we couldn't believe
the mess that he'd made
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 2 Aug 2006, 11:21, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Aug 2006, 11:24, archived)
# Why is the guy's foot in a car?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Wed 2 Aug 2006, 11:16, archived)
# It's in the boot
*ba du tish*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 Aug 2006, 11:16, archived)
# Oh, that's awful!
So awful that I'm off - t'ra b3tafolk!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Wed 2 Aug 2006, 11:18, archived)
# byes!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 2 Aug 2006, 11:20, archived)
# mission accomplished
:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 Aug 2006, 11:21, archived)
# not me, DUH!
Caro!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 2 Aug 2006, 11:21, archived)
# I know
But I couldn't talk then as they'd have gone
:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 Aug 2006, 11:22, archived)
# adioses
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Aug 2006, 11:23, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
That was wheely good!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 2 Aug 2006, 11:18, archived)
# Don't
get a bee in your bonnet:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 Aug 2006, 11:18, archived)
# no
it might brake it . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 2 Aug 2006, 11:21, archived)
# What ever
gets your motor running
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 Aug 2006, 11:24, archived)
# that's the key to the problem


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 2 Aug 2006, 11:36, archived)
# Don't
get revved up now!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 Aug 2006, 11:45, archived)
# I found it most
tyresome.
(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Wed 2 Aug 2006, 11:19, archived)
# Huh!
you could find boredom innertube of toothpaste . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 2 Aug 2006, 11:22, archived)
# That's rimotely possible,
but I prefer not to tread there.
(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Wed 2 Aug 2006, 11:28, archived)
# Double (de-clutch) punnery!
Woo!

EDIT: Bah! wee wee'd! bleddy w . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 2 Aug 2006, 11:30, archived)
# You mean your
minds been piston.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 2 Aug 2006, 11:44, archived)
# i thought you'd turned a corner and changed your freeways
but obviously what goes aroundabout comes aroundabout
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 2 Aug 2006, 11:19, archived)
# yes
it would indicator that . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 2 Aug 2006, 11:23, archived)
# I love big pun threads
they're such a gas
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 2 Aug 2006, 11:27, archived)
# oh dear
now you're clutch-ing at straws
(asdfasdfasdf, Wed 2 Aug 2006, 11:28, archived)
# ah
he's just piston about :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Aug 2006, 11:31, archived)
# woah
don't blow a gasket or anything
(asdfasdfasdf, Wed 2 Aug 2006, 11:33, archived)
# ^This
no need to get all cross-ply, go listen to some nice music on the radial while you calm down.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 2 Aug 2006, 11:36, archived)
# sounds good.
this punning is exhaust-ing
(asdfasdfasdf, Wed 2 Aug 2006, 11:41, archived)
# straining under the backpressure?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Aug 2006, 11:42, archived)
# And distracting!
I haven't done a 4-stroke of work since this thread started.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 2 Aug 2006, 11:42, archived)
# then stop torqueing
and get on with it!
(asdfasdfasdf, Wed 2 Aug 2006, 11:44, archived)
# just distributor your work to other people
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Aug 2006, 11:44, archived)
# this is the biggest pun thread ever
and we can't stop now, it would spoiler all the fun!
(asdfasdfasdf, Wed 2 Aug 2006, 11:47, archived)
# I'm
ABSolutely out of ideas now tho
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Aug 2006, 11:49, archived)
# I can see that
and the thread is choke-ing to its untimely death.
(surely we can get "manifold" in here somewhere?)
(asdfasdfasdf, Wed 2 Aug 2006, 11:51, archived)
# bah, I give up
end of *transmission*
(asdfasdfasdf, Wed 2 Aug 2006, 11:53, archived)
# I'm becoming inDifferential too
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Aug 2006, 11:56, archived)
# Same here. They're great.
but that's just in my rack and opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 2 Aug 2006, 11:28, archived)
# it's the suspens(ion)
of waiting for the next pun.
(asdfasdfasdf, Wed 2 Aug 2006, 11:32, archived)
# I hope the last pun is a good one
that way we have a big end
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Aug 2006, 11:33, archived)
# I'm sure that Dave will come up
with sumpthing spectacular to finish it off.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 2 Aug 2006, 11:36, archived)
# oil hold you to that
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Aug 2006, 11:38, archived)
# yeah
dave's puns wiper the floor with us :-\
(asdfasdfasdf, Wed 2 Aug 2006, 11:39, archived)
# "what goes around comes around"
That's what they call carma isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 2 Aug 2006, 11:24, archived)
# Shite
when did he die?!
EDIT: Reading BBC news on it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 Aug 2006, 11:26, archived)
# Friday.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 2 Aug 2006, 11:27, archived)
# Very sad
only 57!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 Aug 2006, 11:30, archived)
# I know!
So there's only ever going to be one more new book. The second Troy one due out in September.

Dammit, virtually all my favourite authors are dead and yet Dan Brown still breathes. There's something wrong there.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 2 Aug 2006, 11:32, archived)
# arrest this man
he talks in maths
buzzes like a fridge
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 2 Aug 2006, 11:26, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Aug 2006, 11:23, archived)
# hahaha!
you nut!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 2 Aug 2006, 11:26, archived)
# Questions, questions, questions, Dave
always with the questions . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 2 Aug 2006, 11:17, archived)
# Oooo
I appear to be in a Dave sandwich.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 Aug 2006, 11:18, archived)
# lucky you
just don't look down
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 2 Aug 2006, 11:22, archived)
# What?
*look*

ICK! I said no pickle!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 Aug 2006, 11:25, archived)
# oh!
pickle!

scrapes some cheese up
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Aug 2006, 11:39, archived)
# see above poem
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Aug 2006, 11:20, archived)
# flid foot
nice drawage
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 2 Aug 2006, 11:16, archived)
# hmm "flid foot"
The Diminutively Limbed Detective

I feel that could be a gritty-realism(itv standard) tv drama
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Aug 2006, 11:19, archived)
# DCI Flid Foot
and this time it's perrrrrsonal

with his sidekick Sergeant Beadle
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 2 Aug 2006, 11:21, archived)
# I can just imagine the interviews in the nick
DCI FF: Look sonny, you've got a criminal record as long as yer arm!
SONNY CRIM: You can talk!
DCI FF: *cries*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Aug 2006, 11:22, archived)
# *spits tea*
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 2 Aug 2006, 11:23, archived)
# very nice
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 2 Aug 2006, 11:23, archived)
# :D
yay :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Aug 2006, 11:25, archived)