or what about...
'he was just about the size of a two penny fart
was the deft exponent of the martial art...'
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?,
Thu 3 Aug 2006, 10:36,
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or...
I got drunk with another fella
who just brought up a previous paella
wanted a fight
said they were yella
in majorca
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer,
Thu 3 Aug 2006, 10:37,
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