Yes, I know I'm going to get crucified for this, but....
I'm too old to have any experience of Transformers.
CDCs still make me laugh.
I'm going to a festival in 6 hours,
so....
I really don't care.



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( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 10:24, archived)

haha
big chill?

i bought a day ticket to reading at the weekend.. 95 bloody quid..fuckers
(FiiiiiiveGoldenFanjitas, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 10:25, archived)

nah- I'm going to an oldies one- the rythym festival
Jerry Lee Lewis is headlining.
Personally I think he's a cunt, but Roy Harper and John Cooper Clarke are there too and they'll make my festival
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 10:26, archived)

Jerry Lee Lewis's more obscure 90s stuff is quite interesting really
remember, he was level with Elvis in the 50s...
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 10:28, archived)

apparently he killed at least 2 of his wives
so you gotta love him for that
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 10:32, archived)

John Cooper Clarke?
Marvelous, anyone that hasn't heard 'evidently chicken town' is lacking.
( pobblepop, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 10:29, archived)

you fucking wait, you fucking wait,
the fucking train is fucking late...
the man's a god
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 10:31, archived)

I think my all time JCC is 'Twat,' with the lines...
You went to a progessive psychiatrist, he recommended suicide before scratching your bad name off his list and pointing the way outside.
( pobblepop, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 10:34, archived)

I saw him at another festival a couple of weeks ago
and he's still as skinny as ever. He says when he goes back home oop north people shout "get back on the skag you fat cunt"
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 10:36, archived)

or what about...
"he was just about the size of a two penny fart
was the deft exponent of the martial art..."
( Zank Frappa Dahmer Llama Karma Drama!, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 10:36, archived)

or...
I got drunk with another fella
who just brought up a previous paella
wanted a fight
said they were yella
in majorca
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 10:37, archived)

roy harper is a boring old cunt
nick harper is all right mind

( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 10:33, archived)

he's playing too
and how DARE you say that about Roy- he's genius.
Flares are coming back in
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 10:34, archived)

When I were a lad
You could get a weekend ticket for less than £90

/Nostalgic blog
( Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 10:28, archived)

and a dose of the clap from some rock chick
thrown in for free
( Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Thu 3 Aug 2006, 10:29, archived)

a disease ridden chick made of basalt

( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 10:32, archived)

my 1st glastonbury
was £25
fuck, I'm old
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 10:31, archived)

Gaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
Can this be the last Cocktimus Prime/Dildobot/knobmachine please.

AND NO MORE TRANSVESTITES! IT'S BEEN DONE PEOPLE!


:D
( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 10:26, archived)

erm...
I'm guessing not, but find a happy place til it's all over.
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 10:27, archived)

I HEREBY ANNOUNCE B3TA AS CLOSED
PLEASE DO NOT POST ANY PICS WHATSOEVER. THE CHANCES OF IT BEING TOTALLY ORIGINAL ARE SLIM.

BY ORDER OF 'THE B3TA CLIQUE'
(FiiiiiiveGoldenFanjitas, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 10:28, archived)

pffft
if it makes me laugh, that's enough
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 10:29, archived)

damn right it's enough!
/forgot to woo it
(FiiiiiiveGoldenFanjitas, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 10:30, archived)

ahh knickers...
*throws out 17 shite pics*
( Zank Frappa Dahmer Llama Karma Drama!, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 10:39, archived)

WOO!

(FiiiiiiveGoldenFanjitas, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 10:30, archived)

I thank you for your woo
I shall place it on the shelf next to the other one
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 10:33, archived)

erm
a bit like mine - i saw exactly the same thing in that image
(chris90uk chris, 1990, united kingdom, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 19:39, archived)