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[challenge entry] Smedley? Kiss mine!

Focus groups, my buttocks. Listen to your paying customers next time you dickhead.

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(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 14:46, archived)
# Eh?
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 14:47, archived)
# ^ I'm with him
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 14:51, archived)
# JOHN SMEDLEY
was in 'the upsetters' with lee scratch perry, rudebwoy niggaz, before he invented books

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 14:56, archived)
# I can't make any sense of that at all
*feels old*
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 14:57, archived)
# I have googled and am still none the wiser.
is it to do with role playing games?
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 14:51, archived)
# I found
that a John Smedley is also a developer at Sony. Not sure what sort of developer or what.

The only Sony focus group I ever had dealings with listened to me, that's why Medievil 2 for the PS lets you put his skull on a hand and run it around. that was my idea, that was.

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(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 14:54, archived)
# "He is now president of Sony Online Entertainment"
According to Wiki
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 14:54, archived)
# but why did he upset his subscribers?
the thing i just found had something to do with starwars galaxies, but I don't know what that is. I'm guessing it is a roleplaying game.
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 14:55, archived)
# Erm no idea
although he did develop double dragon...surely that's a get out of jail free card forever
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 15:26, archived)
# is that the bloke who got the tattoo of sony or something


(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 14:57, archived)
# Because a focus group told him to?
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 14:58, archived)
# he had subscribers?
and they got upset?
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 15:00, archived)
# SPAKKING OF SONY
i got sent this link today of someone who wants to shave 'i hate sony' into the back of their hair and wipe their arse on a sony pc at harrords or something www.ihatesony.co.uk
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 15:04, archived)
# how strange
an autobiography in the form of a dummies book
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 14:57, archived)
# Ooh!
There's gonna be a lawsuit!
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 14:59, archived)
# he makes nice jumpers though
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 14:59, archived)
# Alrighty... let me explain
It's a reference to Star Wars Galaxies (SWG).

John Smedley is the president of Sony Online Entertainment (SOE) which on November 14th 2005 launched the New Game Enhancements (NGE) on the player-base of SWG. Out went the profession diversity and mix-and-match skills that was previously there (32 fun professions) to be replaced by NINE "iconic" professions.

The whole game changed, the combat, the controls, the interface - EVERYTHING was changed. Apparently "focus groups" indicated that the NGE was needed. Did SOE actually bother to listen to the subscribers and existing player-base? did they fuck. they utterly ignored the entire subscriber base and pushed the NGE on the live servers.

Overnight entire communities vanished and the live servers became a barren place populated by frustrated and seething players who had to cope with a new and confusing system.

WHO in their right mind changes the entire game overnight? What the fuck did SOE expect? John Smedley this .. .for dummies book is just for you.
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 17:11, archived)