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[challenge entry] A joint effort - directed by Mel

From the Celebrity Autobiographies challenge. See all 520 entries (closed)

(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 10:30, archived)
# nice shop
I likes it
(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 10:31, archived)
# should be...
"Too Drunk For This Shit" surely?
(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 10:31, archived)
# I'm not pished offisher...
(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 10:32, archived)
# too drunk for thish shit sugar titsh
(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 10:32, archived)
# Why I read that in a Sean Connery accent I don't know.......
(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 10:33, archived)
# a shean chonnery acchent you shay?
(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 10:34, archived)
# tennish? but I don't have a raquet
(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 10:36, archived)
# I did too!
(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 10:34, archived)
# because you're from scotchland
(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 10:35, archived)
# And of course we ALL speak like that up here....
:)
(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 10:36, archived)
# oche aye ya doo
(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 10:37, archived)
# It's a braw bricht moonlit nicht th'nicht!
(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 10:37, archived)
# haha
that's the only other scottish i know
(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 10:39, archived)
# THERE'S A MOOSE!
LOOSE!
ABOOT THIS HOOSE!
(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 10:46, archived)
# to my soft southern ears you all sound like
russian submarine captains and irish-american chicago policemen
(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 10:39, archived)
# Southern pansy
(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 11:07, archived)
# Marko Ramius was supposed to be Lithuanian
so Soviet would be a better term.

Unless you were talking about the submarine (which I now suspect you'll say you were) which was built in Murmansk, and so would be Russian.

/pedant.
(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 11:07, archived)
# yes, yes i was

(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 11:11, archived)
# How convenient
:)
(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 11:16, archived)
# good work sugar tits
(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 10:32, archived)
# I love the Hitler 'tache
on Glover.
(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 10:32, archived)
# That is
Bloody good, have this woo
(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 10:33, archived)
# vere nice
well shopped!
(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 10:35, archived)
# Top Shop!
(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 10:36, archived)
# my girlfriend bought a dress
from topshop- it looks like
curtains, although she didnt
appreciate me saying so
(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 10:41, archived)