*groan*


From the Celebrity Autobiographies challenge. See all 526 entries (closed)

( Professor Kenny Martin brings the noise so you don't have to, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 10:47, archived)

happy b3taday
...and woo!
( Hamster Trippin', Fri 18 Aug 2006, 10:49, archived)

thanky!
There's cake further down the board if you want some - and tea.
( Professor Kenny Martin brings the noise so you don't have to, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 10:52, archived)

:D
It should have a soggy corner.

Poor bunny.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 10:49, archived)

*snogs in the corner*
oooh sorry!
i miss~read that...
*snogs some more*
:P
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 10:53, archived)

*Watches from five metres away*
You know you should really find a partner dude...
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 10:54, archived)

damn
i though the hugging myself trick was working
:(
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 10:54, archived)

It would if you weren't facing me.
Try turning around.


And shaving your arms.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 10:55, archived)

ha ha!! you know me so well!
have we met before...?
*shaves arms*
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 10:56, archived)

You are Elaine Paige
AICMFP
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 10:57, archived)

Not as of yet
Although I may at some point attend a meet. But I won't tell you all I am, because that way I can run away before you know who I am if I get all sc-sc-scaredy.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 10:57, archived)

He had a rib surgically removed
so that he doesn't need to.
( Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 10:57, archived)

I just got to yoga

( 4dam party, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 10:58, archived)

and you took us with you?
Aww
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 10:59, archived)

I think I have a superfluous "t" in my previous post

( 4dam party, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 11:01, archived)

*Drinks tea*

( Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 11:14, archived)

*hides discarded rohypnol bottle*

( 4dam party, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 11:20, archived)

*passes out*

( Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 11:28, archived)

*surprise sexes*

( 4dam party, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 11:33, archived)

And I just got to dance!

( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 11:03, archived)

*dances*

( 4dam party, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 11:20, archived)

Is that a barcode to make it
look more like a book?

happy b3ta day too
( Mstandot, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 10:50, archived)

ahhh! that's where i put my humbug!
*chomps*
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 10:51, archived)

Yes it is.
Otherwise it looks nothing like a book - my drawing/shopping skillz are non-existent, as a quick search for me on glassco.cx will show you =)

Oh, and thanks - don't forget the tea and cake further down the board!

EDIT: Except that of course in real life the barcode goes on the BACK of the book... Meh.
( Professor Kenny Martin brings the noise so you don't have to, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 10:53, archived)

Maybe that IS the back of the book
And it's for the Japs.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 10:56, archived)

but then the...
*gets dizzy thinking about it*
( Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Fri 18 Aug 2006, 10:57, archived)

Commonly
when a book is shit they'll have the same image on the back as on the front. The only difference being the barcode.
/Has read a lot of shit books.
( Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 10:58, archived)

I want to find some
Choose your own adventure books.

I miss those.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 10:59, archived)

shit books for the (glass) coffee table
/scatman john blog
( Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Fri 18 Aug 2006, 11:00, archived)