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( Choc Ice Raspberries are crap Strawberries, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 13:02, archived)

Bargain!

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 13:04, archived)

hahaha.....excellent

( surfpunk Strike Me Flamin' 'andsome, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 13:05, archived)

i've done your pic for the calendar
but you can't see it yet.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 13:10, archived)

i'd buy that for a dollar

( Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Fri 18 Aug 2006, 13:06, archived)

Lordy
It's amazing what you can do with paper these days!
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 13:07, archived)

I've been trying to
print animated gifs for ages.
( Afinkawan, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 13:09, archived)

wont be long
they reckon they can print animated cereal packets with moving adverts
soon we'll have the one page updating newspaper!
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 13:11, archived)

haha
do you remember those shit cards you got, with all the ridges, and if you flipped it in a certain way, it animated?
They were crap.
( Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 13:12, archived)

i remember the moulded jelly he-man sweets
with holo cards inside

they were cool
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 13:13, archived)

id forgotten all about them.
And pyramints. yum
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 13:39, archived)

lenticular
There were free Douglas Adams ones in cornflakes
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 13:16, archived)

Yeah, have you never seen an episode of tomorrows world?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electronic_paper
( Choc Ice Raspberries are crap Strawberries, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 13:12, archived)

It'll be like teletext though
'Dad, which button is it to stop it?'
'Stop what?'
'The button to make it stay on the page it's on'
'the blue one'
'there's 3 blue ones'
'Oh give it here'
Here you...OH SHIT, it's gone now. Now I've got to wait for it to come back.'
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 13:13, archived)

it's worse when the batteries in the controller are fading
i want page 143
presses 1
doesn't work, presses again
again
oh and now 4
damnit
no!! not page 114!!
pah!
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 13:19, archived)

That's giving me
epilepepepepsy
*fits*
( Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 13:09, archived)

*inserts*
*enjoys*
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 13:12, archived)

Woo for hyoo

(Cakie smoke from me nose cover me like clothes, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 13:26, archived)

Late reply...
I bought a pack of Hugh Fearney-Whittinstall sausages the other day, on the instructions it said "prick with a fork".

S'funny, because he was holding a knife...
(Waisted Fred I say who Sir, you Sir?, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 13:40, archived)