Sooty's Autobiography


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(just4fun, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 16:13, archived)

*parp*

( 4dam party, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 16:15, archived)

that's Sweep
you cock
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 16:15, archived)

hahahahahhah
*gasps*

hahahhaha
(just4fun, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 16:16, archived)

*sweeps cock*

( mugatu what the deuce?, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 16:16, archived)

*brushes arse*

( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 16:19, archived)

God knows what you may uncover there!

( mugatu what the deuce?, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 16:24, archived)

you've gotta be innit to winnit.

( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 16:24, archived)

hahahahaha

( mugatu what the deuce?, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 16:25, archived)

Sooty was completely silent.
/pedant

woo to gag though!


( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 16:18, archived)

yeah
the kazoo was sweep's chosen method of communication.
I reiterate:

you cock
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 16:19, archived)

in fact, it is more of a squeaker than a kazoo,
but I concur with your point, my friend.


( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 16:20, archived)

The hand puppet toy you could buy had a squeaker inside
but the one on TV was voiced with a Kazoo.
( joefish Are we human - Or are we denser?, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 16:28, archived)

LOL
"chosen method of communication"

they're ****ing puppets!!!
(just4fun, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 16:20, archived)

NO THEY WEREN'T
you've just raped my childhood
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 16:21, archived)

And my manhood

( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 16:23, archived)

and
little red riding hood
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 16:24, archived)

duh
He's broken his silence
(just4fun, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 16:19, archived)

just own up
that you got a bit confused :-)
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 16:20, archived)

*climbs up the walls*
Smears the word SHIT in poo on them
(just4fun, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 16:22, archived)

just say it:
" I thought it was sooty that squeaked"





and

"I'm a gayer"
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 16:23, archived)

(or made a non-squeaky kazoo sound)

( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 16:25, archived)

don't confuse him

( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 16:26, archived)