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[challenge entry] You might think a walk down the shops is a long way...


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(BIV was recently envatted., Fri 1 Sep 2006, 10:03, archived)
# is it as hot though?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 10:04, archived)
# use fuciderm
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 10:05, archived)
# or vagisil






works on cocks as well as vadges
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 10:10, archived)
# interesting
penifresh exists
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 10:11, archived)
# they should make
penisil

alternatively just shove an actual pencil down it
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 10:14, archived)
# Has anyone tried putting that many earths in the sun?
or is it conjecture?
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 10:04, archived)
# someone
did the math







s
(BIV was recently envatted., Fri 1 Sep 2006, 10:06, archived)
# I tried it
but I lost count partway through so it's more extrapolation than conjecture.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 10:06, archived)
# sounds like a job for Mr Dr Dyslexia
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 10:06, archived)
# we tried it one summer at Boys Brigade camp
no hang on - that was wank biscuit
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Sep 2006, 10:06, archived)
# someone told me they always wank into a sock when I was at BB camp once
but I am certain his mum must have still been doing his washing for him.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 10:09, archived)
# that post is almost as big as the sun itself...
teh irony!

try optimising it below 50k please
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 10:07, archived)
# even a super steaming Rowenta Irony is not as hot as the sun
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Sep 2006, 10:08, archived)
# a Pop Tart is though
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 10:10, archived)
# you could fit
1.1 million posts this size into the sun.
(BIV was recently envatted., Fri 1 Sep 2006, 10:08, archived)
#
1.1 million 4
(Farmer Brown home grown since, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 10:10, archived)
# you could just put all that energy into getting it below 50k
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 10:11, archived)
# now optimised
for your viewing pleasure
(BIV was recently envatted., Fri 1 Sep 2006, 10:14, archived)
# it looks shit now
put it back as it was this instant
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Sep 2006, 10:27, archived)
# your cock maybe
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 1 Sep 2006, 10:08, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 10:09, archived)