You might think a walk down the shops is a long way...


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(BIV was recently envatted., Fri 1 Sep 2006, 10:03, archived)

is it as hot though?

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 10:04, archived)

use fuciderm

( gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 10:05, archived)

or vagisil






works on cocks as well as vadges
( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 10:10, archived)

interesting
penifresh exists
( gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 10:11, archived)

they should make
penisil

alternatively just shove an actual pencil down it
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 10:14, archived)

Has anyone tried putting that many earths in the sun?
or is it conjecture?
( gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 10:04, archived)

someone
did the math







s
(BIV was recently envatted., Fri 1 Sep 2006, 10:06, archived)

I tried it
but I lost count partway through so it's more extrapolation than conjecture.
( Afinkawan, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 10:06, archived)

sounds like a job for Mr Dr Dyslexia

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 10:06, archived)

we tried it one summer at Boys Brigade camp
no hang on - that was wank biscuit
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 10:06, archived)

someone told me they always wank into a sock when I was at BB camp once
but I am certain his mum must have still been doing his washing for him.
( gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 10:09, archived)

that post is almost as big as the sun itself...
teh irony!

try optimising it below 50k please
( The Great Architect, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 10:07, archived)

even a super steaming Rowenta Irony is not as hot as the sun

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 10:08, archived)

a Pop Tart is though

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 10:10, archived)

you could fit
1.1 million posts this size into the sun.
(BIV was recently envatted., Fri 1 Sep 2006, 10:08, archived)

1.1 million 4
(Farmer Brown home grown since, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 10:10, archived)

you could just put all that energy into getting it below 50k

( The Great Architect, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 10:11, archived)

now optimised
for your viewing pleasure
(BIV was recently envatted., Fri 1 Sep 2006, 10:14, archived)

it looks shit now
put it back as it was this instant
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 10:27, archived)

your cock maybe

( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Fri 1 Sep 2006, 10:08, archived)

pfft

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 10:09, archived)