From the If advertisments were honest challenge. See all 789 entries (closed)

( routine and Pantene, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:09, archived)

fuggin franspastic
ha ha, laughed out loud at that one.
( M@rkoni, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:10, archived)

I shouldn't laugh
but that was funny.
( viama, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:10, archived)

fantastic!

( Dr Drink, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:11, archived)

hahahaha - what a thoughtful man.
I usely use IZAL.
( Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:12, archived)

i normaly use her tights
.
( M@rkoni, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:12, archived)

how posh
curtains not good enough for you eh?
( Spoon, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:13, archived)

I normally just
press the X in the top-right corner
(_, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:15, archived)

hahahaha

( Dr Drink, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:21, archived)

hahahahahahaha
don't know what you're talking about...
( Micro Prawnvica, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:14, archived)

Yes,
very good.
(_, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:12, archived)

Needs to also point out
"Useless for strangling puppies".
( Captain Nostril, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:13, archived)

now that is ace
woo yey!
( evil pixie, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:14, archived)

absolute
class, woo!
( youknowyouloveit, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:14, archived)

hahahahaha
class
( Spoon, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:14, archived)

lush
that's most ticklesome
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:15, archived)

That
Is great! This compo is going to be the biggest ever!
( Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:16, archived)

Mr. Tea
Meet Mr. Monitor

fantastits
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:17, archived)

Let them...
Let them wipe it off themselves!
( dr_fonz, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:20, archived)

heh,
thats my winner already.
( iamhyperdog, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:37, archived)

it's the
quicker picker upper
(que, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:28, archived)

that's
beautiful.

tits, spunk and shit in the same context...

...thanks
(Sybil 'n' Tess, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:48, archived)

why would you want to wipe it off
???
(Mattyboy, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 15:04, archived)

Good thing
it wipes shit off tits too apparently.
(Jewan doesn't use one of those silly lengthy usernames, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 0:09, archived)