b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Message 6558065

# Help
I can't post my image onto the board, it won't work!
(lucifer_84, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:09, archived)
#
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:09, archived)
# Sob
I did read it, and it still won't work :( I tried the - that is what I want to post!
(lucifer_84, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:11, archived)
# *edit* here you are..... LUUUUCCCCCCYYYY!

here you go.... just save this image url and edit your post (then compo it)
(likeajackhammer, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:11, archived)
# But Edit this post!
Don't delete it and start a new one!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:14, archived)
# ^this HARD IN THE BUM!
(likeajackhammer, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:15, archived)
# Lucy?
Who's lucy?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:25, archived)
# her!
(likeajackhammer, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:28, archived)
# Ok for a start that just links to the page.
You need the file.

it'll say .jpg or .gif or whatever on the end.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:12, archived)
# .jsp pages can output an image file.... the file probably specifies that the host URL must be www.bebo.com before executing...
although its probably that you need to login...
*edit*
(likeajackhammer, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:13, archived)
# I have no idea what you just said
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:15, archived)
# i ramble...
... pages like asp, jsp etc. can output more than just HTML, they can output images, excel docs etc.... the linked page should have found their local copy of the image and output it but its probably cos we aren't logged into bebo....

:-/
(likeajackhammer, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:18, archived)
# bebo asks you to login to view the image
host it somewhere else
(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:12, archived)
# bebo is shit
use one of the other hosting sites like Warren's anus or something
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:13, archived)
#


[edit] I was looking for a good thread to jack...I'm taking my girl out tonight, anyone got any good suggestions for something to do?
Central London and environs
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:12, archived)
# oooh kinky
would
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:13, archived)
# .
have :(
(I helped save b3ta! Fretskimmer I'm a pretty fuckin' long way from allright..., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:17, archived)
# please put it away
I am now quite quite dry.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:44, archived)
# If you can keep warm
Go up a hill somewhere and watch the lights come on. If it's not already dark.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:13, archived)
# Ack
it will be by the time we both finish work
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:14, archived)
# One for the summer I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:15, archived)
# Yeah
Primrose hill is great for that ;¬)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:16, archived)
# The eye was pretty good too
if a bit cliche.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:19, archived)
# you are in luck
Tonight I am holding a demonstration of the art smegma modelling in Soho.
I plan to create a scale model of St Paul's on the top of me bellend and then destroy it with a foreskin tsunami.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:17, archived)
# I am so there
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:18, archived)
# A year? A WHOLE YEAR of lurkage?
And you can't post?!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:10, archived)
# bringer of light?
pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:10, archived)
# hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo
hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo

hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo
hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo
hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo
hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:10, archived)
# Did anyone ever think that those bed adverts
with the bird and a hippo that slept together were a little worrying?

Does anyone actually know what the hell I'm on about?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:11, archived)
# I bet the bird went on top . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:12, archived)
# yes!
silent night matresses I think
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:13, archived)
# Well I'm glad it wasn't
just a product of my imagination
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:15, archived)
# Yeah - I've always thought that was utterly bizarre.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:16, archived)
# Mop.
Mop Mop Mop Mop.

Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:12, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/6558085
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:12, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/6557808
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:15, archived)
# Hello
I'll help . . .

you need to put a pointy bracket pointing left, then type img src= then paste your pics url then put a pointy bracket pointing right


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:11, archived)
# Have you ever stuck your head into a basket full of cobras
and asked for directions?

Cos thats what you just did there.

But I'll be nice.
1) did you host it somewhere? www.b3tards.com
2)did you use the appropriate tags as shown in the FAQ?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:11, archived)
# SEX MY FACE

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:11, archived)
# I can
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:11, archived)
# have you tried the upload page
www.b3ta.com/uploader
'edit may be NSFW unless you work in the porn industry.
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:11, archived)
# Oh god i nearly clicked that
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:13, archived)
# hehe
I've fallen for it a few times myself..
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:15, archived)
# Intrigue nearly got the best of me
Thank you status bar.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:17, archived)
# i clicked anyway and now i'm GAY!
oh noes!
(likeajackhammer, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:19, archived)
# Ew, I'd go see a GP about that
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:20, archived)
# we're all gay
huzzah.
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:20, archived)
# <img src="put the image address in here">
copy the image's url and paste it into that bit o' code above, where it says to.

;-)

Everyone's gits, don't worry. Except Mr The Hat, who is infact a fwuffy prince of the highest order. And the weasel, who is infact a cuddly wee vole.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:11, archived)
# Yeah, we are.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:12, archived)
# The lot of us.
Git Pride!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:13, archived)
# Ahem!
I'm not!

www.b3ta.com/board/6558074


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:13, archived)
# No, you're not.
I shall edit, like the ninjer bird I am. WAAAAAA. {---ninjer speak.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:14, archived)
# Yea I was helpful too
*Hides Nazi suit*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:15, archived)
# *ahem*
Amn't I nice? You told me I was nice before...

*sads*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:18, archived)
# Yes, yes
AND KERRY, then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:30, archived)
# *refluffs*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:39, archived)
# *taps on shoulder*
ahem :( am I not fluffy enough for you any more

*big tear rolls down cheek*

I've only been gone all day and you've forgotten me :(
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Funkster, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:14, archived)
# nice
not seen that one
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:16, archived)
# that
needs an "i like this"
multiple times over
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:48, archived)
# Cheers both
only posted it as replies to dodgy threads a couple of times, didn't think it deserved its own thread :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Funkster, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:05, archived)
# I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING HIPPOS
ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:17, archived)
# this one rules
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:22, archived)
# Haha!
Make this film now!
(I helped save b3ta! teedyay, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:23, archived)
# YOU LOSE AT THE INTERNET
(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:19, archived)
# you are pretty though

you need to right click on the image and copy and select the properties rather than the web address.
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:27, archived)
# nice picture
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:43, archived)
# nice tits
:)
(you're all a bunch of twats anyway, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:46, archived)
# nice staircase
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:49, archived)
# Argh!
Oh no, what have you done?! How embarrassing! Sorry for all the confusion and ineptness before. I really don't understand about threads and stuff. Apart from that I should never, ever start a new one again. Please delete horrible photo!!!
(lucifer_84, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:52, archived)