From the Sick Christmas Cards challenge. See all 298 entries (closed)
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its just a random number
it might be 6 tomorrow. we never know
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Wed 13 Dec 2006, 23:44,
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la la la
sings
1 golden goose
2 turtle heads
3 shits a fucking
4 goal posts
5 dead prostitues
6 confused police men
7 aslyumnnumnyumnyms seekers
and a cartridge in a shotgun
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Wed 13 Dec 2006, 23:44,
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1 golden goose
2 turtle heads
3 shits a fucking
4 goal posts
5 dead prostitues
6 confused police men
7 aslyumnnumnyumnyms seekers
and a cartridge in a shotgun
your countdown seem to be the wrong way round for that song
or maybe your a polish immigrant and are attempting to get to grips with the complexities of the british langunage in the hope of getting an underpaied jobe in the service industry.
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Wed 13 Dec 2006, 23:49,
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shh
I've not sung a carol since i was 8
and I failed english and I appologise
but I did resit and obtain a respectable grade C
all those years ago
meanwhile...Compo Entry
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Wed 13 Dec 2006, 23:54,
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and I failed english and I appologise
but I did resit and obtain a respectable grade C
all those years ago
meanwhile...Compo Entry
Hahahahahaha *points*
You didn't see the sarcastic wink smiley. Hahahahahaha!!!!111eleventy!!1
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Wed 13 Dec 2006, 23:52,
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just what i asked santa for
5 dead hookers.
hang on a sec, i asked for a mountin bike, santa you cunt, i'll fucking chin you you cheapskate motherfucker, where's me fucking bike?
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Wed 13 Dec 2006, 23:46,
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hang on a sec, i asked for a mountin bike, santa you cunt, i'll fucking chin you you cheapskate motherfucker, where's me fucking bike?