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( printmeister http://scraundler.blogspot.com/, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 23:40, archived)

pfft.

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 23:41, archived)

What's with the '5' bandwagon today?
;)
( Afinkawan, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 23:42, archived)

its just a random number
it might be 6 tomorrow. we never know
( Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 23:44, archived)

la la la
sings
1 golden goose
2 turtle heads
3 shits a fucking
4 goal posts
5 dead prostitues
6 confused police men
7 aslyumnnumnyumnyms seekers
and a cartridge in a shotgun
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 23:44, archived)

your countdown seem to be the wrong way round for that song
or maybe your a polish immigrant and are attempting to get to grips with the complexities of the british langunage in the hope of getting an underpaied jobe in the service industry.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 23:49, archived)

I'm just intrigued to know
what an aslym is.
( Afinkawan, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 23:50, archived)

shh
I've not sung a carol since i was 8
and I failed english and I appologise
but I did resit and obtain a respectable grade C
all those years ago

meanwhile...Compo Entry
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 23:54, archived)

isn't he the lion in narnia?

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 0:11, archived)

5 dead women in
Ipswich, it is of course rather hilarious
( Neon Blue Ah ha ha, I feel positively Capital!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 23:44, archived)

Hahahahahaha *points*
You didn't see the sarcastic wink smiley. Hahahahahaha!!!!111eleventy!!1
( Afinkawan, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 23:52, archived)

Is he the
Suffolkator?
( the RAND corporation - thats Hitlertainment..., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 23:44, archived)

just what i asked santa for
5 dead hookers.


hang on a sec, i asked for a mountin bike, santa you cunt, i'll fucking chin you you cheapskate motherfucker, where's me fucking bike?
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 23:46, archived)

I've opened all the other junk and there is nothing that I like,
I wrote a fucking letter and I came to see you twice, you one eyed geriactic fart, wheres me fucking bike.

/kevin wilson blog.
( RBF esilent night cheese and chilli Pringles ROCK!!!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 23:58, archived)

silly goose.
they don't burn if they're not dried out.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 23:50, archived)