quick and very dirty
Can't see its bin dun either....



From the Sick Christmas Cards challenge. See all 300 entries (closed)

( Tesco Quality Wiping my face with dirty kittens since..., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:00, archived)

DUDE!

( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:00, archived)

the pope is dead?
ebay bargain: a red cape and a wheelchair

it's only a fucking whale
( mictoboy, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:01, archived)

1000 times
I wish he's never blown into that thing.

How about an iBlowintoanaesthmemachine image someone?

/iritable bastard
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:01, archived)

Haha. Woo.

( Lazlo Woodbine Fancy being an internet DJ? Gaz me for details., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:02, archived)

THERE'S NO GOING BACK

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:05, archived)

could be worse.
(_._)
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:14, archived)

What?
Back lads. It's only an anus?
( riverghost It's Sprooooooooutmaaaaas!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:20, archived)

*gasp*
Filesize: 0 bytes.

It's magic!
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:02, archived)

47ish

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:03, archived)

whoa
and thrice whoa!
Fucking hell - I'm not THAT good!
( Tesco Quality Wiping my face with dirty kittens since..., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:05, archived)

i'm still RISsing how that's possible
if i open the image in a separate window, i get the correct size
and there's nothing conspicious in the source code either...
???
( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:09, archived)

It's just not caching.

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:25, archived)

It'll be a HTTP redirect.
All you get when you ask for that URL is a message to the browser saying "the file's actually here: website.com/realpicture.jpg".

So the thing that's loaded in the web page is 0 bytes because the server's reply to its URL contained no data (the real data is elsewhere).

If you open the image on its own though, the HTTP redirect kicks in, you get the real URL in the address bar, and you see the actual file size.

The difference here appears to be that the file extension ought to be capitalised - the Unix-like operating system this image is hosted on is case sensitive, so it has to issue the redirect to prevent the browser asking for a non-existent file and getting a "404 Not Found".
( Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:27, archived)

That is fucking quality!
Best ever use of magenta cock!

More of this!
( Fork Chuff off, you chuff., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:03, archived)

*aims cynicometer*

( mediocre I am not strange, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:05, archived)

NSFW!!!!!!
Especially the wavy pubes.
( FlexAlux laughed at something inappropriate on, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:08, archived)

haha!
i didn't notice the hairy bits at the bottom!
( Tesco Quality Wiping my face with dirty kittens since..., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:17, archived)

You are that threadwasting fucktard from earlier
arsewipe
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:17, archived)

there are occaisional gibberings of threadwaste, yes. strong medication such as white lightning and tesco's value jaffa cakes do keep the spongage at bay.
why do you ask, wanker?
( Tesco Quality Wiping my face with dirty kittens since..., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:46, archived)

he nailed a woman to his wall

( gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:24, archived)

rather good ol chap
he'll never get a tune out of that...
(Hugh.G.Wreckshon Oh Yes it IS....!!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:47, archived)