Can you send cards from prison?


From the Sick Christmas Cards challenge. See all 300 entries (closed)

(jammietarts ..., Tue 19 Dec 2006, 11:05, archived)

Not when you're not IN prison

( Fork Chuff off, you chuff., Tue 19 Dec 2006, 11:05, archived)

hahaha

( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 11:06, archived)

tou
and, indeed, che!
(stunt_penguin | missed his b3ta birthday :'(, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 11:06, archived)

Arf
fair play

Innocent until proven etc.
(jammietarts ..., Tue 19 Dec 2006, 11:08, archived)

*presumed* innocent until proven guilty.

( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 11:08, archived)

no no that was changed under the Terrorism Act (Amendment) 2005
it's now "presumed innocent until the home secretary gets involved" :p
( Mushroom, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 11:09, archived)

or presumed innocent unless brazilian

( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 11:10, archived)

people who look foreign
are an exception ;)
( Mushroom, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 11:10, archived)

Or "shifty*" or a peadophile
Or any profession that that has peado at the start

*official police technical term
(KaiserPro captain arse rape, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 11:16, archived)

bloody pediatricians!
burn their houses down!!

oh, bindun, never mind
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 11:18, archived)

nah that's after they've burst into the house and shot the foreign looking bloke
they then hurriedly find they're a paedo to cover their tracks ;)
( Mushroom, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 11:19, archived)

Hahah
The world is that bit nicer a place for having you in it sir
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 11:10, archived)

the board is fluffy today!
except for all the noob flaming*

*which i secretly enjoy
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 11:12, archived)

I love you.


Here, have a fluffy kitty...




( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 11:16, archived)

agh, kill it
here, have some real fluff instead

( Mushroom, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 11:17, archived)

awww
what a nice fluffy killing machine :D
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 11:18, archived)

simply spiffing!



( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 11:19, archived)

aww
our last guinea pig died last week :(
( Mushroom, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 11:20, archived)

:(
*sads*
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 11:23, archived)

she had a good innings though
she was 7½, which is bloody old for a guinea pig
( Mushroom, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 11:25, archived)

Sellotape it to a R/C toy car
and you'll be able to zoom it around the living room like it was alive. Use damp cocoa pops for its pooh and make the squeeking noises yourself. It'll be like he's never gone.

Oh, and after the first week you'll need some air freshener too.


( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 11:25, archived)

god, I hate deamonic zombie kittins...

( mediocre I am not strange, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 11:17, archived)

aww!
thenk you thet is a vere nice kittin
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 11:18, archived)

HEY LOOK EVERYBODY - URBANE LEGEND ENJOYS THE FLAMING OF TEH NOOBS!
not so secret now...
;¬)
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 11:16, archived)

pfft
there are plenty of people who make it a nicer place than I do

thanks though! *blush*
( Mushroom, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 11:15, archived)

Be fair...
he's said he's innocent but that he COULD have done it.


Like OJ Simpson.

Therefore innocent.


erm...


( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 11:08, archived)

will he write a book on how he would kill them if he did do it?

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 11:10, archived)

I hear Max Clifford is already touting it...

( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 11:12, archived)

Max Clifford is the Antichrist...
*Immediately appears in Red Top Newspaper in sex Scandal Story*
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 11:14, archived)

poor guy poor guy
ive had him though...
(ACuntLikeYou I'm hated for loving, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 11:09, archived)

hahaa
oh dear god

:D
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 11:11, archived)

What a lovely word.

( pobblepop, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 11:11, archived)

Anyways...
I've not specifically claimed that he is guilty in this pic.

Just that he is a deceiptful whoremonger.

Thats all
(jammietarts ..., Tue 19 Dec 2006, 11:12, archived)

but if he isn't guilty
what is he doing in prison then?
( mediocre I am not strange, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 11:13, archived)

presumably not needing to pay for sex anymore

( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 11:14, archived)

Awaiting charge or release
Isn't he?
(jammietarts ..., Tue 19 Dec 2006, 11:19, archived)

calm down dear...
it's only B3ta!


( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 11:14, archived)

only b3ta!!
but but... but...!!
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 11:14, archived)

Sorry,
I forget that attempts at dry humour don't necessarily transfer very well onto the internet!
(jammietarts ..., Tue 19 Dec 2006, 11:18, archived)

me too!

( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 11:23, archived)

Your only mistake
was in posting dry humour here. We like it wet.
( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 11:24, archived)

for some reason
i think he looks like Uwe Boll
(MarkP0rter http://markp0rter.deviantart.com, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 11:14, archived)

everyone looks like Uwe Boll at that angle

( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 11:16, archived)

very clever!

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 11:19, archived)