this years xmas card
every year i make a 'special' xmas card.
this one seems to be extra effective,
since it caused my mother to leave me a phone message
calling me 'sick and twisted' and telling me she'd thrown it straight in the bin.

i take that as evidence of a job well done.

[EDIT: in deference to the filesize nazis, this is now 78496 bytes is size.]



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From the Sick Christmas Cards challenge. See all 300 entries (closed)

(shardcore, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 12:19, archived)

This is 144kb

( davew27, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 12:20, archived)

And this is a reply to your post.

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock our time is running out, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 12:22, archived)

this is a standard comedy reply to a reply

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 12:30, archived)

this, however, is not

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 12:36, archived)

Please link this or
optimize it!

It did make me laugh though....
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Wed 20 Dec 2006, 12:20, archived)

Shh.
The glowing octopus of death is looking in your direction!
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 12:22, archived)

Damn Octopods!
I hate them!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Wed 20 Dec 2006, 12:24, archived)

Actually is Ocopodum
Mr. the Fry said it on QI so it must be true:P
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 12:26, archived)

Well you are:D
Oh where is it we're meant to be mustering in the Porterhouse?

The last time I went to a London bash it was upstairs at some pub!

1842 I think it was.
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 12:21, archived)

The Porterhouse
is fucking massive. You'd be best exchanging phone numbers and getting someone to guide you to the table. Don't say I didn't warn you!!
( routine and Pantene, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 12:28, archived)

I know the Porterhouse well
I was either:

a) Going to look for a furtive tshirt.
b) Look for a group of happytoast looking zombies
c) Just sits down with a large crowd of freaks and weirdos
or
d) all of the above.
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 12:32, archived)

Your Mum.
She seems awfully proud of you.
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 12:22, archived)

this is exceptional
in both size and quality
( Milkman Dan, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 12:23, archived)

it's very nice
don't see what's sick or twisted about it though - other than the lack of optimisation
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 12:23, archived)

possibly the creationist vs. evolutionist thing is all I can think of
apes vs. mary and little baby J. The squid/octopus maybe representing the fact that we decended from fish, apparently
( The Great Architect, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 12:26, archived)

it's a brave attempt Archie
a brave but ultimately vain attempt
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 12:30, archived)

never let it be said I didn't try and rationalise it ;-)
"Sing Lofty"
( The Great Architect, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 12:31, archived)

Wonderful stuff

( Stilton Cheesewright, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 12:24, archived)

Brilliant!
Sod the file-size nazis. If only the people with this kind of talent posted, file-size wouldn't be a problem.
(Adrian Monk, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 12:57, archived)