*Eb Bass to the Face*

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 9:59, archived)

*fires cluster basoons*

( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 10:00, archived)

you also have a weak concept of brass bands
*takes cover under a pile of soprano cornets*
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 10:02, archived)

You're just oboephobic.

( DogHorse wants to do a poo in Paul's bathroom, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 10:03, archived)

I am actually
I think all reed instruments that are bassoon or oboe like sound guff

UTTER FUCKING GUFF
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 10:06, archived)

So, is it
just the double reeds that piss you off, or does a clarinet give you the rage, too?
( DogHorse wants to do a poo in Paul's bathroom, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 10:10, archived)

nah just the double reed
something about the squeeky and generally horrible note that comes out

it sounds like somebody very boring I knew who was female had sprout breath and tried to seduce me, with her manly but quiet voice
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 10:12, archived)

I see....
Now, Mr OfShoes, just lie back on the couch and tell me about your mother
( DogHorse wants to do a poo in Paul's bathroom, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 10:14, archived)

she's got a great moustache
I'm dead jealous like
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 10:15, archived)

*Stabs GrandmaOfShoes with a tuba*

( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 10:04, archived)

*makes 'wah wah wahhhhh' sound*

( Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 10:05, archived)

*Flugelhorns up the fundament*

( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 10:05, archived)

*TENOR HORN TO THE TROUTLIPS*

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 10:06, archived)

*Baritones your back passage*
/running out of instruments....
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 10:11, archived)

*clashes with cymbals*

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 10:03, archived)