You don't have to smell of piss and lavender to join......

edit: YaY!..at last after a almost a year on here i got an FP. Thanks people.

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( nocturne72, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 9:56, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*TROMBONE SLIDES SOME INSURGENTS*
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 9:57, archived)

*calls in drum roll*

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 9:58, archived)

*Eb Bass to the Face*

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 9:59, archived)

*fires cluster basoons*

( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 10:00, archived)

you also have a weak concept of brass bands
*takes cover under a pile of soprano cornets*
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 10:02, archived)

You're just oboephobic.

( DogHorse wants to do a poo in Paul's bathroom, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 10:03, archived)

I am actually
I think all reed instruments that are bassoon or oboe like sound guff

UTTER FUCKING GUFF
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 10:06, archived)

So, is it
just the double reeds that piss you off, or does a clarinet give you the rage, too?
( DogHorse wants to do a poo in Paul's bathroom, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 10:10, archived)

nah just the double reed
something about the squeeky and generally horrible note that comes out

it sounds like somebody very boring I knew who was female had sprout breath and tried to seduce me, with her manly but quiet voice
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 10:12, archived)

I see....
Now, Mr OfShoes, just lie back on the couch and tell me about your mother
( DogHorse wants to do a poo in Paul's bathroom, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 10:14, archived)

she's got a great moustache
I'm dead jealous like
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 10:15, archived)

*Stabs GrandmaOfShoes with a tuba*

( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 10:04, archived)

*makes 'wah wah wahhhhh' sound*

( Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 10:05, archived)

*Flugelhorns up the fundament*

( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 10:05, archived)

*TENOR HORN TO THE TROUTLIPS*

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 10:06, archived)

*Baritones your back passage*
/running out of instruments....
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 10:11, archived)

*clashes with cymbals*

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 10:03, archived)

I thought that was the marines...
P.S. Could someone sort out the blatantly NSFW image in the compo page 2 please?
( joefish Are we human - Or are we denser?, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 9:58, archived)

CRIKEY!
*recommends downloading adblock plus for FF*
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Thu 11 Jan 2007, 9:59, archived)

Crickey!
*awaits divine intervention*
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 9:59, archived)

i've just gone through and ignored him.
but a mod deletion would be in order.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 10:01, archived)

I'm not going through that lot again
just to click 'ignore'.
( joefish Are we human - Or are we denser?, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 10:49, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/6722209
( gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 10:05, archived)

Yeah I got abit shock too.
Anyone else in the office, and it's nighty night for me.
( Dabooka_ has changed his name on, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 10:16, archived)

Fantastic!
Woo!
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 9:58, archived)

1st Royal Tambourine Corps.
Arf.
( DogHorse wants to do a poo in Paul's bathroom, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 9:58, archived)

:D
Piccolo em to death!
Woo :)
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 9:59, archived)

you have a weak concept of brass bands

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 10:00, archived)

I just like saying piccolo
The infatuation stared yesterday, my apols ;)
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 10:02, archived)

Ah!
But technically, in this context, this would be a military band, which contains woodwind, does it not?

(I know the SA band is brass really!)
( blindmelon, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 1:48, archived)

You are thinking of the Woodwind Corps

( gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 10:03, archived)

:D

( Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 10:05, archived)

classs

( gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 10:01, archived)

hahahahahahah
I love that, and would pay money to see the following scenes of comedy trombone and tuba noises followed by startled "terrrrrerists" who fall over laughing before getting up and gunning the whole brass section down.
( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 10:05, archived)

but I bet it helps ...
WOO!
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 10:08, archived)