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From the Film Sex For Prudes challenge. See all 256 entries (closed)

( The Great Architect, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 9:32, archived)

I HEAR YOU KNOCKING BUT YOU CAN'T COME IN!!!!
*jumps archie*

'ning!
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 9:32, archived)

a hearty 'ning to you too sir!
and to one and all!
( The Great Architect, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 9:33, archived)

*hearty Bellows*

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 9:36, archived)

*Marti Pellows*

( The Great Architect, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 9:37, archived)

*Farty Cellos*

( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 9:38, archived)

i feel it in my fingers
i feel it in my toes!!

:P oo-er!
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 9:39, archived)

Frostbite?

( The Great Architect, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 9:40, archived)

Bear in mine I'm still precoffee
But I read that as Frogbite for some strange reason.
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 9:41, archived)

get thee a caffiene fix... Stat!

( The Great Architect, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 9:42, archived)

CLEAR!!!
*pumps*
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 9:44, archived)

*blushes*
Have just put the machine on:)
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 9:49, archived)

dirty beastie

( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 9:40, archived)

Hahahahaha
Like opening a window and fucking the night!
( in vino veritas, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 9:33, archived)

This!
'ning :)
( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 9:33, archived)

Ningles dearest Muggles
*hugs*
( in vino veritas, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 9:34, archived)

:D

( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 9:35, archived)

'Ning!
MUGGLES! :)
( Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Thu 25 Jan 2007, 9:35, archived)

MORE NING Cheeky!

( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 9:35, archived)

How be Dennington Rd industrial estate today?

( Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Thu 25 Jan 2007, 9:36, archived)

bobbins....as usual.
How 'bout your location of employment?
( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 9:37, archived)

Dunno
/off sick blog
( Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Thu 25 Jan 2007, 9:39, archived)

ahhhh
skiving, or legit?
( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 9:39, archived)

How could you even ask that?
/off sick too blog
( in vino veritas, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 9:40, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/6778239
( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 9:42, archived)

I am legitimately mentil
I have a 4 week sick note that says so

*beams proudly*
( in vino veritas, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 9:47, archived)

4 week sick note!?
I'll have what she's having
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 9:47, archived)

2 LEGIT TO QUIT
/mchammer
( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 9:52, archived)

'Ning!
*mwah*
( Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Thu 25 Jan 2007, 9:34, archived)

Ningles dearest Cheeky Man
MSN?
( in vino veritas, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 9:35, archived)

Yus
one is online :)
( Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Thu 25 Jan 2007, 9:35, archived)

Huzzah!

( in vino veritas, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 9:36, archived)

hahahahaha
'ning!
( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 9:33, archived)

'Ning fine Squire

( The Great Architect, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 9:36, archived)

hahahahahahaha!
This works on so many levels!

'ning Doctor!
( Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Thu 25 Jan 2007, 9:34, archived)

Morning, Doctor!

( The Great Architect, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 9:36, archived)

Haha
You know, I wouldn't be surprised if they actually did release a honeymoon video.

Publicity whores.

'ning Archie!
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 9:34, archived)

publicity
( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 9:35, archived)

a fine 'ning to you squire!

( The Great Architect, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 9:36, archived)

How're you this fine day?

( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 9:37, archived)

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrand, thank ye kindly
jope the same can be said for you this fine cold and brisk morn.
( The Great Architect, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 9:38, archived)

Meh, cold, tired, unmotivated to work
Although it is thursday. Making tomorrow friday! Grand!
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 9:39, archived)

Maybe as it was Jordon, just for pure novelty value, she kept her kit on for a change.
'ning mate.
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 9:35, archived)

g'ning fella

( The Great Architect, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 9:36, archived)

hahahahaha
that's a bit true
( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 9:36, archived)

Personal experience?

(Astatine, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 9:38, archived)

'ning you, long time no see

( The Great Architect, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 9:39, archived)

I'm still about
Mainly on the QOTW boards, not much oppertunity for paintmashes at the mo (office comps are shite beyond belief)
( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 9:46, archived)

I only believe you so far
:D
( Discomeats I like pies!, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 9:52, archived)

m'nin Archie

I can't work out whether or not these 2 are more irritating than the Beckhams
( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 9:37, archived)

Why try?

(Astatine, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 9:38, archived)

Fine fine answer

( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 9:42, archived)

It's a fine line

( The Great Architect, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 9:38, archived)

Actually,
I prefer to think of it as a vast, shit-soaked field.
(Astatine, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 9:40, archived)

Honestly
I think at least the beckhams can pull a brain together between them. Posh is a surprisingly business-minded woman.

Andre's career died twice and katie takes her clothes off for a living. Even then I'm sure her career has fallen somewhat
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 9:45, archived)

...both of them have fallen?

( The Great Architect, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 9:46, archived)

haha

( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 9:48, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
winnnnnnnnnarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 9:37, archived)

'ningles sir, and may I say what a fine FP you have!

( The Great Architect, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 9:39, archived)

First thing I see...
fab!
( SexFace! will be dead soon enough, don't worry!, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 9:37, archived)

why thank you :-)

( The Great Architect, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 9:39, archived)

he's
still got some lead in his pencil though

for all the good it will do him
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 9:41, archived)

hahahahahahahah
nice one archie.

WOO!

*sausage / albert hall interface*
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 9:41, archived)

hahahaha
brillinat
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 25 Jan 2007, 9:41, archived)

Hahaha!
good stuff
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 9:46, archived)

hahahah
:)
( Discomeats I like pies!, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 9:52, archived)

Braw!

( The Duke of Prunes, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 10:20, archived)

oh my
how this is making me laugh!
( zog knees! knees! nuh nuh nuh nuh knees!, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 15:20, archived)

Also see...
Waving a flag in space
Throwing a sausage up Bigg Market
etc
(rogerzilla, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 17:53, archived)

Pfft
I believe it was best said on Family Guy: "At this point does it even touch the sides anymore or is it like throwing a hotdog down a hallway?"
(evil_penguin_17 Robots of Doom... Attack!, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 21:25, archived)

That is brilliant
I think I need to dig out a picture

( Roxy_Hart is taking advantage of you all, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 19:18, archived)

WYH
Made me laugh out load - excellent!
(Pocahontus the Mermaid with Wings, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 21:24, archived)

Bwahahaha!!!!

( Rob T Firefly jammed out the fucks, motherkickers, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 21:55, archived)

I don't get it...
...my mind is too clean, damn it!
(WonkoTheSane, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 22:01, archived)

'Like waving a pencil at the dartford tunnel'
'holding a sausage inside the Albert Hall'
'a toothpick in the subway'

etc etc
( The Great Architect, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 8:45, archived)

I thought that was it...
...but the aparrent meaningless rocking threw me off =P
(WonkoTheSane, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 14:45, archived)