may need to watch Dogma
if you havent, why the hell not?

From the Gillian McKeith challenge. See all 260 entries (closed)

( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 14 Feb 2007, 20:31, archived)

Because Im blind, ACTUALLY

( Koba Swim across the Volga and get my kite back Dmitry, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 20:33, archived)

well you wont be able to to read this
_{fuck you}
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 14 Feb 2007, 20:34, archived)

/foiled

( Koba Swim across the Volga and get my kite back Dmitry, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 20:35, archived)

braille goddamn it!
( Double 2 plums, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 20:37, archived)

/double foiled

( Koba Swim across the Volga and get my kite back Dmitry, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 20:38, archived)

He could have a braile computer

(Cock Tuesday Cock Tuesday!, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 20:38, archived)

.:. :. .:..: ::. :.:. .::

( fukka loving it as of, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 20:40, archived)

Ill have you know my mother was a saint!

( Koba Swim across the Volga and get my kite back Dmitry, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 20:44, archived)

you know, 24 hours ago I would have thought you were joking
Turns out you can actually buy these little things that look like graphics tablets that plug into your usb and display shit in braille
( Keyboard Weasel, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 20:40, archived)

Shit? In Braille?
Surely blind people could identify shit by smell alone?
( the holly and the ivv, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 20:41, archived)

ha ha
BURN
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 14 Feb 2007, 20:42, archived)

Thats ice cold man

( Keyboard Weasel, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 20:46, archived)

Oh no. Its all about touch these days
Simply observing the poo is sooooo 2 dimentional
( Keyboard Weasel, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 20:44, archived)

really?

(Cock Tuesday Cock Tuesday!, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 20:42, archived)

yup
there are ones with the braille display at the top of the keyboard, they scroll to the left as well so you don't even have to moe your hands
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 14 Feb 2007, 20:43, archived)

They've been around for years
used to work with a blind techie who used one.

bemoans lack of punchline, but figures someone will come up with one.
( fukka loving it as of, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 20:45, archived)

Yea, the college I work at has a room full of stuff for the
"challenged" computer users.

Haven't actually tried it out though, wouldn't make much difference as I can't read braille anyway
( Keyboard Weasel, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 20:45, archived)

Ah, but he could have hired
a dwarf eskimo woman to read what's on the screen out to him - did you ever think of that?
( Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Wed 14 Feb 2007, 20:42, archived)

Hahaha
Woo to the pic
and woo to the film :D
( chunderbunny, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 20:33, archived)

Dogma is brilliant

(Cock Tuesday Cock Tuesday!, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 20:33, archived)

^

( P3te http://www.b3ta.com/links/Paint_It_Black, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 20:37, archived)

I've met and had a conversation with Kevin Smith
Fact
/smug twunt
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 14 Feb 2007, 20:38, archived)

ha ha!
I'd forgotten about that. That's a good film, which is rare for a film with Ben Affleck and Maaaaaatt Daaaammmmmmmon.
( finnbar the occasional acid flashback, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 20:35, archived)

jeese
if you have to watch dogma to understand a shitmonster when you see one then I must be a savant
( Double 2 plums, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 20:35, archived)

my names not jeese

( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 14 Feb 2007, 20:37, archived)

can i be really untrendy and admit i hated that film ?
they were all pretty good up until then.
( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 20:36, archived)