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From the Gillian McKeith challenge. See all 259 entries (closed)
( , Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:32, archived)
From the Gillian McKeith challenge. See all 259 entries (closed)
( , Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:32, archived)
I done broked the heating
saying that though it's toasty in the office
no consolation for poor pregnant wife freezing at home :(
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Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:40,
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no consolation for poor pregnant wife freezing at home :(
Oh noes :(
*knits cardigan for Mrs Freebs*
When's ikkle freebs due to pop out?
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Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:41,
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When's ikkle freebs due to pop out?
we were in hospital at 4am
(christmas morning)
out she popped at 7.25am
home by teatime
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Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:53,
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out she popped at 7.25am
home by teatime
Cool!
good luck and don't listen to anyone that moans about nappies and being up at night.
It's all a laugh. mine is two now and while she can be a little sod
she makes me chuckle.
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Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:49,
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It's all a laugh. mine is two now and while she can be a little sod
she makes me chuckle.
been through it already
the eldest (arrrrgh!) is three now - a little bugger at times - but she's ace
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Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:52,
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Stop it
I'm feeling all broody recently. The breeding instinct has finally kicked in.
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Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:55,
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'it's all a laugh'?
you must have had an angel baby
even though ours is ace and cute and fun
he has at times been a fucking nightmare
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Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:53,
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even though ours is ace and cute and fun
he has at times been a fucking nightmare
i tell you what mate i think you're right.
since the first night we brought her home it's bed at 7 pm up at 7am
she's not been whiney, sickly and she seems pretty smart too.
I am none of these things. talent does skip a generation!
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Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:59,
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she's not been whiney, sickly and she seems pretty smart too.
I am none of these things. talent does skip a generation!
as an aside
when i was a kid, if bugs bunny dressed up as a slinky lady, it really graped my squildo
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Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:34,
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as an aside from that
the little toy furry mouses we buy for the kittens all have names. The grey one is called "Mr. Squildo".
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Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:36,
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oh dear...
the bottom photo...looks like the cat got caught doing indecent things with the toy...
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Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:41,
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Last time I spoke to our vet's assistant
she asked me, "were you hungry when you named your cats?"
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Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:44,
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I thought you may have named them after what you found in your cupboard.
Reminds me of that joke about (Native American) Indians:
Little Girl: Do we just name our children after the first thing seen outside the birthing tent?
Elder: Why do you ask "Two Dogs Fucking"?
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Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:50,
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Little Girl: Do we just name our children after the first thing seen outside the birthing tent?
Elder: Why do you ask "Two Dogs Fucking"?
that second cat is sooooooooo lovely
*wants*
Cats all the way! Dogs are smelly.
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Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:47,
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*wants*
Cats all the way! Dogs are smelly.
take two kittens
peel
boil for 3 hours on low heat
add an onion
add seasoning
Tada KittenSoup
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Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:55,
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boil for 3 hours on low heat
add an onion
add seasoning
Tada KittenSoup
if i knew anything about coding
i'd host a b3ta dictionary on my site
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Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:37,
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how about a 'word of the day' on your sig
as a slower way to bring enlightenment to the huddled masses.
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Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:38,
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