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From the Gillian McKeith challenge. See all 259 entries (closed)

(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:05, archived)
# haha
You're on top form tonight :)
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:05, archived)
# *shrugs*
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:06, archived)
[challenge entry] SHE'S COMING TO GET YOU!
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:08, archived)
# nevermore!
`Prophet!' said I, `thing of evil! - prophet still, if bird or devil! -
Whether tempter sent, or whether tempest tossed thee here ashore,
Desolate yet all undaunted, on this desert land enchanted -
On this home by horror haunted - tell me truly, I implore -
Is there - is there balm in Gilead? - tell me - tell me, I implore!'
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:09, archived)
# fuck off from above my door you bloody
bird!

*waves hands around wildly*
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:12, archived)
# haha :)
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:14, archived)
#
'Who left these whip marks on my arse?
Tell me - tell me, I implore!'
Quoth the raven, `Leather whore.'
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:21, archived)
# hahaha ace :)
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:22, archived)
# And what about this horrible rash,
upon my arse and on my 'tache
why is there pain and nothing more
Quoth the raven - "Carpeted floor".
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:42, archived)
# Ha! I have more than adequate defences.


/shameless pearoasting
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:14, archived)
# again? already again?
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:17, archived)
# Gotta hold onto my record somehow..
Proud owner of the "Fastets Pearoast EVER" record
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:54, archived)
# why
can i see goatse in that birds eye??!!
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:18, archived)
# that's no goatse sweetheart
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:20, archived)
# do i
want to know? or should I continue to bask in my own ignorance?
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:21, archived)
# it's gillian.
she's watching you extra carefully because you're obviously blind.
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:22, archived)
# haha
*belm!!!* nice :)
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:56, archived)
# Certainly nothing to crow about.
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:07, archived)
# thats a bit be-crow the belt
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:08, archived)
# wtf are you raven on about?
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:08, archived)
# caw blimey, calm down
i was just sayin'
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:10, archived)
# Oh beak quiet!

(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:12, archived)
# peck it in, you lot
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:13, archived)
# oOOoo someones feathers are ruffled tonight
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:13, archived)
# now now, don't get in a flap
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:14, archived)
# ill tail<feather> your mums on you
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:16, archived)
# Hey it was only a crow pun
People are acting like it was a murder
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:15, archived)
# I know!
What a carrion!
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:16, archived)
# Tutt
should be chough'ed with that
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:17, archived)
# ha ha - top punnage!
*awards a rosette*
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:18, archived)
# Rook what you could have won!
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:19, archived)
# cor!
mind pissed /\
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:10, archived)
# I don't know
I was just raven about it
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:08, archived)
# have you actually rooked at it?
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:12, archived)
# haha genuine LOL
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:18, archived)
# GLOL!?!
*falls over*
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:29, archived)
# No unshopped pictures noob...
*scarpers*
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:08, archived)
# It's the Rozzers!
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:18, archived)
# Ha!
Reminds me of a Cliff Richard calendar that I mutilated with funny lips, eyes, carrots and wheat-a-bixes cut from magazines
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:08, archived)
# yay
you can't beat this kind of thing
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:13, archived)
# *raises his skinny fists and beats it anyway*
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:17, archived)
# i'm kicking it old skool tonight
seeing as all my "chums" have told me that they're not going out, but now ARE going out.
and i'm not going out.
and they are.
and i wanted to.
but they said they werent.
i'm really not at all pleased about it.
i would go and see hot fuzz but i'd look like a right twat on my own.
rant rant rant.
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:19, archived)
# ouch
I'm going out... but not anywhere near where you are I don't think...
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:21, archived)
# I've got some hot fuzz you can see if you want
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:25, archived)
# cor! yes please!
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:31, archived)
#


No touchy :D
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:35, archived)
# I DONT DO THE LOOKING THING
it's all about touching.
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:38, archived)
# Can I breathe out now?
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:42, archived)
# Why does that look like Peter Cook?!
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:17, archived)
# reminds me of Spitting Image's Maggie Puppet
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:19, archived)
# ha ha ha!
that's EXACTLY what I thought.
Hooray, it's not just me!
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 19:03, archived)