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# n00b error
damn didn't realise the files got renamed!
(Baron Munchausen 0 to tasty in 70 seconds, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:08, archived)
# oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:09, archived)
# QUICK BUNKER TIME!!
I got caek
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:09, archived)
# *jumps in bunker*
ooh, cake
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:10, archived)
# Cake? I wanted caek.
*gets out of the bunker*
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:13, archived)
# I got the Caek
I dunno what he's on about.
More tea?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:13, archived)
# Ooh please and indeed thankyou.
Can I interest you in a bicsuit or some toats?
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:14, archived)
# ooh some toats would be lovely.
Did you hear about Mavis from number 67?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:15, archived)
# Her daughter in a spot of trouble again?
In my day we was all innocent.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:16, archived)
# Not like back in the war
We only did it then because we never knew if we'd see the morning, with the Blitz an all.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:18, archived)
# Blitz, yes. Back then it was all fields. Jerry blasted our field though.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:20, archived)
# Bombed our chip shop
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:22, archived)
# i left cake here last time
dave has fresh caek
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:14, archived)
# Your story checks out.
Continue!
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:17, archived)
# Hang on a second!
K. Weasel, Customs Officer!

*checks cake*
A-HA! Just as I suspected! They're smuggling midgets dressed as cake.

Get them!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:19, archived)
# too late
i've already eaten it!

mwah ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:20, archived)
# *apprehends*
We just have to wait for those little blighters to come out of his jacksie now.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:21, archived)
# *clubs*
Quickly, get him to surgery, there may still be time to save the midget
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:21, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
You'll never take me alive Copper!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:20, archived)
# woo
*has cake and eats it*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:19, archived)
# wahey!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:11, archived)
# put that bloody light out!
(I helped save b3ta! dragon drop : worlds best self-deprecator, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:15, archived)
# *jumps in*
*sits a bit closer than is really normal*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:16, archived)
# *bums*
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:19, archived)
# *takes it like a man*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:21, archived)
# Yay! Cake!
*jumps in*
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:28, archived)
# oh dear oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:09, archived)
# oops
you fucked up (again)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:09, archived)
# ...shaved off your hair...
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:10, archived)
# that's what happened to me this lunchtime
It's like a scene from Police Academy

"Take it all off"


"Just a little off the sides"

"They can do that?"
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:11, archived)
# I don't understand someone who goes to a hairstylists/salon to PAY to have their hair cropped off
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:12, archived)
# ha ha
i just looked at your pic. i suffered a similar injury last year when i caught my finger in the door.

i have a wonky nail now.
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:12, archived)
# hummm....
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

3
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:09, archived)
# i spy a countdown
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:11, archived)
# I spy
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:11, archived)
# with my little eye
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:13, archived)
# 33333? What happens then?
EXOTIC nudity?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:11, archived)
# yes
i shall be in some skimpy pants.

2
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:11, archived)
# =O
*giddies*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:13, archived)
# WHoo!
*Lowers undergarments and teases penis into engorgement*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:13, archived)
# that done it for me
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:14, archived)
# good lord
and just for me as well

*licks lips*

1
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:16, archived)
# NEKKIDS!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:17, archived)
# Let us pray that this thread doesn't get deleted
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:18, archived)
# Our Rob
who art red-headed
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:20, archived)
# shallow be thy fame
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:22, archived)
# thy ginger son
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:25, archived)
# thy FAQ be done
this is kinda hard
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:30, archived)
# on /talk as it is on /board
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:32, archived)
# Give us this day our daily redex.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:33, archived)
# and lead us not into lemonparty
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:38, archived)
# For wine is in Beattie
Teh Quo and all memes
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 15:07, archived)
# Fur ever and ever
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 15:09, archived)
# TEH FEAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 15:16, archived)
# *gets some Kleenex ready*
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:12, archived)
# OMG STFU N00BZORS
FLAME FLAME FLAME FLAME
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:10, archived)
# edit your old post
and put the hint in the alt/title
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:10, archived)
# Jesus...
(I helped save b3ta! King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:10, archived)
# 'lo
the... erm... chubby shall inherit... the... moon
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:12, archived)
# what do you mean the moon's already taken?
well I can't keep track of all the proclaimations... the admin here is dreadful! Fine fine fine... the chubby will inherit Tescos. Happy now?

No, I don't care what sort of inheritance tax they're going to be liable for... it was supposed to be a nice gesture. The meek are always getting everything and they're SO DULL! At least chubbsters know how to eat well... go 'round to a meek person's house for dinner it's all broth and water.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:19, archived)
# ha ha ha
did you just make that up?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:22, archived)
# erm, yes
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:12, archived)
# FLAME FLAME FLAME FLAME FLAME FLAME FLAME FLAME
FLAME FLAME FLAME FLAME FLAME FLAME FLAME FLAME FLAME FLAME FLAME FLAME FLAME FLAME FLAME FLAME FLAME FLAME FLAME FLAME FLAME FLAME FLAME FLAME FLAME FLAME FLAME FLAME FLAME FLAME FLAME FLAME FLAME FLAME FLAME FLAME FLAME FLAME FLAME FLAME FLAME FLAME FLAME FLAME FLAME FLAME FLAME FLAME FLAME FLAME FLAME FLAME FLAME FLAME FLAME FLAME
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:10, archived)
# right.
ok.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:10, archived)
# Run for the hills!
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:12, archived)
# you dropped these btw
".." "h"
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:13, archived)
# it's an unpublisised secret feature
it's all a bit new to us as well

but for posting in new threadwaste, you get

1x small slap with a fish (wet)

use title="I know what you got for christmas luke"
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:15, archived)