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[challenge entry] Don't know if the slang is common in England...
Chook Rooter!

From the Punchlines challenge. See all 493 entries (closed)

(TimChuma, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:19, archived)
# We have redexes
here too.
(MSB Load universe into cannon. Aim at brain. Fire., Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:21, archived)
# I have redex!!
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:22, archived)
# As this thread is a load of bum
I'll stick in a pea from the wee hours.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:26, archived)
# I like this and will type so
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:29, archived)
# You are Johnny Thread Save....
Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:32, archived)
# Yes, hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:36, archived)
# and Hurrah Again...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:39, archived)
# and whay is that a compo entry?
and where are the pictures of your dog i want to look at?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:21, archived)
# Beware new person!
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

go the the FAQ
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:21, archived)
# I thought the point of your little badge was to be grumpy with people who were grumpy with newbies
not to seem overwhelmingly grumpy at new people
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:22, archived)
# the badge is a sybol of tolerance,
post the badge with either a helpful comment or instructing them to read the FAQ and the noobie doesnt feel like everyones insulting then for a basic error
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:25, archived)
# looks like a massive repetitive eyesore
OOOOOH BURN!!!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:27, archived)
# its a deep buuurrrn...

*writhes*
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:31, archived)
# Hello Paul
Love Paul
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:22, archived)
# pffft
the novelty never wears off ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:27, archived)
# i'm secretly gay for you.
and you cock animations
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:28, archived)
# If you click on the badge it could go to the FAQ!
/helpful suggestion
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:22, archived)
# No offence
but that badge is getting on my tits already and it's only been about an hour
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:25, archived)
# This with more "10 minutes"
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:25, archived)
# meh,
its only really going to be used on tuesdays.

Its meant to be eye catching so the Noobs notice it.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:25, archived)
# If some noobs don't notice lots of replies calling them cunts, telling them why they are cunts and giving links to the FAQ, then I think they are beyond help
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:27, archived)
# thing is
ive seen it happen loads of times, a new person makes a mistake everyone calls them a cunt and they just start posting random abusive shit in return.

It seems really stupid to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:29, archived)
# this is because they are stupid
I agree : if they don't read the replies properly, they won't get the point of the badge either.

good idea, but probably won't work. :(
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:35, archived)
# THIS
with more 0 minutes
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:27, archived)
# ARR! Poop!
I can't find the dimensions you allowed to post images.
(TimChuma, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:27, archived)
# literally everything you need to know
is in the frequently asked questions page.

Its very reader friendly, dont scan through it read the whole thing and people wont call you a cunt anymore
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:30, archived)
#
any one will do, butif you don't post in this one we won't be able to see it because it will be out of phase
(the_moodster its hard to be clever and witty in such a small sp, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:31, archived)
# Hey! New kid!
You've got ketchup on your tie.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:21, archived)
# hahahahahaha
that's fucking awesome
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:22, archived)
# Rather inspired
Woo!
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:23, archived)
# greeeeatt

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:22, archived)
# Oh great. Not only do we have the standard FAQ line for noobs, we have this image scattered everywhere
/going back to class

tra!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:25, archived)
#
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:22, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:25, archived)
# right thats it
im going back to bed, wake me up when noobie tuesday is over.
In fact i feel compeled to actually do some work instead of looking at wasted posts and trolls.
L8s b3tapeeps

edit: oh and

board nazis hhhhooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:22, archived)
# Why am I looking at pictures of your Red Ex?
Preview is your friend...

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:22, archived)
# although it's raining out
I think I'll nip outside and stand on the traffic island wanking my cock and shouting "Gertch cunt fucking tossbag ANUS" at an ladies I see.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:23, archived)
# COR!
*drives to London and hangs around traffic islands hopefully*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:25, archived)
# there's a lot of traffic islands
but you'll know if you find the right one
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:36, archived)
# Does it mean chicken lover?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:23, archived)
# Please use the preview window to check your image loads
before posting

Also please read the FAQ about images being safe for work and the correct size. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:25, archived)
# *insert patronising comment here*
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:26, archived)
# this...
should be in the talk board, the main board is pretty much reserved for images (and comments on them), check out the FAQ and make sure u look at the boards to see how things are done
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:26, archived)
#
e gad, a n00b
(the_moodster its hard to be clever and witty in such a small sp, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:31, archived)