Coooorrrrr, look what the missus made
7 pounds, 6 ounces of baby Nell :D
About fecking time too, 9 days late, worse than the Post Office...
EDIT Cheers all; only 21 hours labour and she lost 3 pints of blood during the pregnancy...still think she's not commited as a parent though :D
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Jeccius Oops, finished MW2 already :p, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:47,
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thats a big babyCongratulations
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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:47,
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Push Push, do it NOW woman!huge congratulations fella, hope all are doing well
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The Great Architect, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:47,
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AaaaaaaaaahCongratulations :D
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i_yam_bucket declares a thumb war., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:47,
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Congrats woman!Seriously, yay :D
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The Coast Of Yemen Sheffield Bash, Dec 4th, see calendar, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:47,
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CongratulationsNow you have 18 years to get him trained for the image challenge :)
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7lb 6oz?tiddler!
my boy was 10lb 7oz!
nicely done mate. congrats!
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Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:48,
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christ!Diabetic mummy?
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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:48,
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nopemummy and daddy both over 6 foot
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Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:50,
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yepi have all 8 but mummy got one pulled off by a school boy!
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Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:52,
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I was 9 pounds or somethingAnd I've only put on a couple more in the last 17 years ;)
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The Coast Of Yemen Sheffield Bash, Dec 4th, see calendar, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:50,
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yay!what a cute baby :-)
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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:48,
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Well done the missus eh!although the post office will only wake you up on Saturday
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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:48,
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Yay!....congratumalations!what a cutie
/edit: was the doctor a vampire, perchance?
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mediocre *canned laughter*, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:49,
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Bloody NHSWe had a baby with them and had to wait nearly 9 months before it arrived...
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Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:49,
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...and even then it couldn't fucking talk proper.Or walk. Or use a toilet.
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mofaha, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:50,
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i got circumsisedi couldn't walk for two years!
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Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:53,
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I don't go to temple because I am 23 and haven't beenthe thought of a bris scares the crap out of me, I don't want to boast, but its a lot of skin.
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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:58,
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Wooooooot!Congrats! Say goodbye to
* "disposable" income
* spare time
* your ability to relax
* sleep
* humpies
* etc.
It's all worth it though. 'grats. :)
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Nah, that already happened at the "pregnant" stage :D(
Jeccius Oops, finished MW2 already :p, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:51,
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Hurrah!Best to the "woman", yourself and Nell.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:49,
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All babies are uglyOne day you will have the pleasure of sending your kid up his first chimney.
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Imhotep is Invisible - Something furry this way comes, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:51,
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*grooms*30 odd years later
*Meets Mary Poppins*
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Jeccius Oops, finished MW2 already :p, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:52,
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that's one of the least ugly babies i've seenshe's very lovely, actually.
however, my friend had hers six months ago - it was yellow with a squiffy head, and didn't unwrinkle for weeks. even she said it was 'ugly but [she] loved it'.
he's a very cute babby now, though
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hahahaedit/ re read, i thought it was baby neil and you was taking the piss, carry on
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mongychops fucking those fucking cunts shit right up, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:53,
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i didn't think people called their children neil any more anyway...?carry on
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well donemake sure it sleeps on it's front in a smokey room
/dad of two
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mongychops fucking those fucking cunts shit right up, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:52,
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If you have trouble getting it to rest,Try rocking it to sleep,
I find that two small ones and one large one usually does the trick....
sorry
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Coventry, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:06,
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Congratsalthough are you able to swap it for one made in paint?
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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:53,
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CONGRATULATIONS!now you're gonna have some fun! Enjoy and best wishes to the Mrs!
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Zank Frappa shall return whenever Fallout 3 loses its appeal!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:54,
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CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!brilliant news matey
all the best to them both
:D
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mictoboy CNC lathe? GAZ ME!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:54,
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bless!compo it
(sorry)
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yes yes yes man oi mate, someone's writtten 'bum' on your neck, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:56,
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Three pints?Make a black pudding!
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Bingowings Cool it Sanchez, or you'll get a knuckle supper!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:56,
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Fair play to both of youWave goodbye to the next few years though
/Father of 4 year old blog
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loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:00,
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SkUG is glad to be out of hospital (stupid lungs), Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:05,
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Congrats- but only 7pounds 6 oz, nine days late and three pints of blood isn't all that much to boast about. I was 14 days late, 8 pound 7 oz and halfway killed my mum, something I have been working on every since.
I'm getting hitched at some point within the next 12 months or so, and we're thinking of trying for a baby when we do - I'm rather looking forward to it. I'm just putting all of the negative bits in a big mental box marked "do not disturb for 18 years"...
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Parmesan Quality b4 Quantity, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:07,
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