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From the Movie Combos challenge. See all 939 entries (closed)

( olivier8 (euroloon), Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:40, archived)

Not seen this before*
*Lieing!
( cooler_king http://www.flickr.com/photos/_russ_/, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:41, archived)

get up

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:43, archived)

get on up
get up a
( cooler_king http://www.flickr.com/photos/_russ_/, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:44, archived)

get on up
get on the scene
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:45, archived)

like an automated sex bot

( cooler_king http://www.flickr.com/photos/_russ_/, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:46, archived)

float like a float box
sting like an automated stinging machine
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:49, archived)

:)

( mictoboy, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:52, archived)

Wireless Joe Jackson
Now there was a Blerns hitting machine!
( cooler_king http://www.flickr.com/photos/_russ_/, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:55, archived)

and let's not forget
the pitchomatic 5000
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:59, archived)

The robot league was great!
Remember the days before steriod use was manditory?
( cooler_king http://www.flickr.com/photos/_russ_/, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 11:03, archived)

I understand every word of your post.
Apart from "Blerns".

And now my brain is out of kilter.
( Professor Kenny Martin brings the noise so you don't have to, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:59, archived)

futurama I think

( Keyboard Weasel, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 11:00, archived)

Ah, that explains it.
I've only over seen about 3 episodes of that.

Liked it though.

/lazy tv critic blog
( Professor Kenny Martin brings the noise so you don't have to, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 11:01, archived)

the dvd boxsets have been out for ages
what are you waiting for? 72 episodes of genius! (and commentaries on every track that, unlike most commentaries, actually turn out to be entertaining, mainly because they just dick around most of the time)
(boris the spider, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 11:02, archived)

I'd love to see them, really I would.
But if I bought them I know that I'd never get time to actually watch them, which seems a bit of a waste of money really...
( Professor Kenny Martin brings the noise so you don't have to, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 11:03, archived)

it was cancelled but they are going to make more episodes!!
hooray!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 11:03, archived)

REALLY????
This is good
( 4dam party, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 11:04, archived)

It is.
I hadn't heard this before.
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 11:04, archived)

SAVE MY FRIENDS!!!
and zoidburg
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 11:10, archived)

they're making 4 straight to dvd movies
first one allegedly released in time for this christmas

then comedy central will slice each film in four, they'll write a bit of bridging material, and the four films + extra material will be broadcast as a new series on comedy central

which all sounds to me like a way of screwing more money out of us because i'll definitely buy them as soon as they're released on dvd and then i know i'll end up buying the series as well to see how much extra stuff was in it...



*stealth edit*
(boris the spider, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 11:12, archived)

on video?
get with the times man!
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 11:16, archived)

ohh yes.
it'll be a while yet tho :(
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 11:12, archived)

like a fax machine-a!

( Just Flange Eiwit, the mighty ENDOSPERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:46, archived)

a like a Charlie Sheen

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:48, archived)

you mean
it's been done?
( olivier8 (euroloon), Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:43, archived)

I believe it has sorry

( cooler_king http://www.flickr.com/photos/_russ_/, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:44, archived)

about a million times

( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:46, archived)

*suggests going through the other entries*
*remembers there are five quadrillion entries*

Forget it.
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:52, archived)

as general rules in this competition
1) if it's a film poster you're shopping, it's been done
2) if it's two, three or four films all made after 1956 that you're shopping, it's been done
3) if you're entering it into this compo, it's been done
4) this competition, with a few exceptions, has been shit and i got tired of film posters on day -100

nowt personal though
(boris the spider, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:55, archived)

( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:57, archived)

hahaha
i liked that when you posted it last week and i still like it now
(boris the spider, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:59, archived)

pffffffffffffffft!

( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 11:02, archived)

*speed bums*

( mugatu what the deuce?, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 11:04, archived)

*recoils*

( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 11:06, archived)

heya muggsy!

( Keyboard Weasel, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 11:06, archived)

haha for somereason, that made me think of this
Gun Shop Owner: Well, you'll probably want the accessory kit. Holster…
Homer: Oh, yeah.
Gun Shop Owner: Bandoleer.
Homer: Baby.
Gun Shop Owner: Silencer.
Homer: Mmm-hmm.
Gun Shop Owner: Loudener.
Homer: (drooling noise)
Gun Shop Owner: Speed-cocker.
Homer: Ooh, I like the sound of that.
Gun Shop Owner: And this is for shooting down police helicopters.
Homer: Oh, I don't need anything like that… yet. Just give me my gun.
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 11:13, archived)

do you mind?
*closes curtains*
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 11:25, archived)

this^

( mictoboy, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:57, archived)

*scribbles notes*

( Professor Kenny Martin brings the noise so you don't have to, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 11:00, archived)

It's a shame, it started off okay
but people decided that instead of coming up with some clever ideas they'd just mash two similar names together and then LOLSWAPFACES!
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 11:10, archived)

second repost, my favourite compo entry i've made

(boris the spider, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 11:14, archived)

hahaha
that's inspired
( Count Vanderhoff blah blah etc etc, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 11:18, archived)

I'm glad you approve
it's still making me giggle now.
(boris the spider, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 11:20, archived)

YAY \o/
The darkness must go
down the river
of night's dreaming. Flow morphia slow,
let the sun
and light come streaming
into my life.
Into my life.
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:48, archived)

best verse
notice how RO'B gave himself all the good bits to sing
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:49, archived)

i was thinking exactly the same thing!

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:50, archived)

the new one from the fastfood rockers?

( mictoboy, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:49, archived)

that's the fella
do the dance micto, don't act like you don't know it!
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:51, archived)

as it happens i don't
i've only ever seen the first 5 or so minutes of the film,
and that 'timewarp' song is like aural cancer to me
( mictoboy, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:52, archived)

no no,
the fast food rockers dance!
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:52, archived)

oh right
no, i'm only aware of their existence due to them being mentioned on b3ta
( mictoboy, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:54, archived)

you lie!
you know all the moves.
ok then do a Steps routine and we'll call it quits
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:55, archived)

A Pizza Hut, A Pizza Hut Kentucky Fried Chicken anna Pizza Hut
Their parents must be so proud
(Gyrate is watching you masturbate, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:56, archived)

PEANUT BUTTER JELLY WITH A BASEBALL BAT!

( mictoboy, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:58, archived)

I have to admit
I hadn't ever watched it until about two or three years ago.
Since the film is so massive in the 'alternative scene' it's slightly amazing I hadn't watched it before.
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:53, archived)

it's also rather shit

( mictoboy, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:54, archived)

the actual film's not that great
but the songs are really good. IMHO
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:57, archived)

I like it, personally.
I can fully understand it not being to everyone's taste.

Mad Max on the other hand...
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:58, archived)

micto only likes disliking things
it's the only pleasure he gets....
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 11:05, archived)

Timewarp is good in context and extremely naff elsewhere.
Still, far better that middle-aged partygoers sing that than "Touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me!" The mind boggles, then esplodes.
(Gyrate is watching you masturbate, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:54, archived)

NEEDS MORE SAUSAGEBIRD
/capsfuckinglock
( mictoboy, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:48, archived)

WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH THESE CAPSLOCKERS, AMIRIGHTFOLKS?

( gronkpan , a friend, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:49, archived)

the system i use for work requires capslock
and i constantly forget about it

also, GO TO BED!
( mictoboy, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:51, archived)

ooh
have you been naughty?
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:52, archived)

GARGH
WHATS THE DEAL WITH THE LACK OF PEOPLE ON ZOMBIEMOONROBOTS?
( Count Vanderhoff blah blah etc etc, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:52, archived)

Valid point.
I haven't been on the net very much in the last couple of weeks because of my new job. Also, I've just bought a new laptop and need to set everything up. This combined frustration has led me into a fuck-it zone from which I shall tear myself, post haste.
( gronkpan , a friend, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:56, archived)

I keep meaning to check that site out.

( Professor Kenny Martin brings the noise so you don't have to, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:56, archived)

THEY@RE FUCKING GAY

REAL MEN USE THE SHIFT KEY

MY LEFT PINKY NOW HAS BIGGER MUSCLES THAN MY THIGH
( 4dam party, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:52, archived)

SHIFT KEY
FTW!
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:53, archived)

I WAS TELLING A STORY A WHILE AGO THAT I SHALL REPEAT FOR YOU ALL.
I WAS RECENTLY EMPLOYED TO WORK IN A DIAMOND MINE, AS A DRILL. I USED NOTHING BUT MY MIGHTY PINKIES TO BORE INTO THE CENTRE OF THE EARTH.

WHILE I WAS THERE, IMPRESSING THE MOLE-MEN (AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, THE MOLE-WOMEN), I WAS GIVEN THE WORLD'S LARGEST DIAMOND.

WHEN I WAS BACK ON THE SURFACE, THERE WAS A LARGE AWARD CEREMONY. HALFWAY THROUGH, JUST BEFORE THEY DECLARED ME KING OF THE WORLD, I SMASHED THE DIAMOND WITH A SINGLE PINKIE-JAB, JUST TO PROVE A POINT.

THAT'S HOW I ROLL
( gronkpan , a friend, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 11:01, archived)

I LIKE THIS STORY.
AND SHALL BASE MY LIFE HENCEFORTH ON YOur teachings.

Damn, my pinkies aren't strong enough.
( Professor Kenny Martin brings the noise so you don't have to, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 11:02, archived)

RIGOROUS TRAINING!
TOMORROW WE ShAlL BeNCHpRESS CARS WItH Our PINKiES
( Keyboard Weasel, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 11:05, archived)

DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS UNTIL YOU ARE READY.
FOR NOW, ATTEMPT TO PUNCH HOLES IN SHOPPING BAGS WHILE YOU HOLD THEM WITH YOUR OTHER HAND. 50 ON EACH SIDE, EVERY HALF-HOUR.

THIS IS GOOD TRAINING FOR A BEGINNER.
( gronkpan , a friend, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 11:09, archived)

HAVE YOU FINISHED THIS STEP YET? GOOD.
NOW MOVE ONTO BALSA WOOD. ALSO, COOK ME SOME BACON AND GIVE ME TEN BUCKS. TRAINING.
( gronkpan , a friend, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 11:15, archived)

*PUNCHES BALSAWOOD*
*GETS SPLINTERS*
oW. TrAINInG hURTS
( Keyboard Weasel, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 11:24, archived)

MAKE PAIN YOUR FRIEND. DO NOT FIGHT HIM.

( gronkpan , a friend, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 11:35, archived)

*sobs*
thats beautiful.....
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 11:04, archived)

gronkpan is a hero among men

( Keyboard Weasel, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 11:07, archived)

FINALLY, SOME RECOGNITION.

( gronkpan , a friend, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 11:11, archived)

SAUSAGEBIRD ISN@T FUNNY
/shiftfuckingkey
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:49, archived)

^this.

( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:50, archived)

^also this

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:51, archived)

and again, this^

( Keyboard Weasel, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:55, archived)

not this ^

( - D - Onion-head-carrot-fingers, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:57, archived)

That over there ->
Oh, and this^
(Gyrate is watching you masturbate, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:58, archived)

^I would have to agree with this^

( Count Vanderhoff blah blah etc etc, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:58, archived)

*joins queue*

what are we Queuing for?
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:59, archived)

HOT COCK

( 4dam party, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 11:00, archived)

HOO-RAR!

( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 11:03, archived)

No
this is the queue for chutney!
(Gyrate is watching you masturbate, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 11:04, archived)

chutney is a tasty sauce
you can have it with your popadums or with your main course

altogether now...
(Fenristhewolf Merry Christmyth, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 11:28, archived)

ham!
*salivates*
( - D - Onion-head-carrot-fingers, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 11:00, archived)