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[challenge entry] Nrrgh.

From the New Top Trumps challenge. See all 206 entries (closed)

(, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:10, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
Five of diamonds FTW!

Pointyness 80
Fiveness 90
redness 90

Braw! Woo!


(, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:11, archived)
# 8>5
5 due to it being even (always better), sideways infinity and curvy.
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:13, archived)
# *cries*
YOU'VE ALWAYS HATED MY FIVE! GET AWAY FROM ME!

*inconsoles*


(, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:14, archived)
# I don't like odd numbers
They make me sad. What if the numbers have to pair up for a PE lesson?

Bloody hell, you can tell I was a bit of a loner at school.
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:15, archived)
# :(
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:16, archived)
# It's alright now
I'm popular on the internet

Plus I now have a trilby, so nothing can be too bad.
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:16, archived)
# what is this internets that you speak of?
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:17, archived)
# It's where all the cool people are.
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:21, archived)
# Don't be sad muggles
5 can pair up with 7 to make 12. then they will be all of the happies!
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:18, archived)
# *rejoices*
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:19, archived)
# *has one player left to pick for the team*
*looks at mugatu*
*looks at Joey*
*looks at mugatu*
*looks at Joey*

JOEY!!
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:20, archived)
# story of my life
:'(
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:21, archived)
# In fairness, any kid with the name "mugatu"
is going to get bullied in school
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:22, archived)
# WHAT IS THIS!?!?!?
A SCHOOL FOR ANTS!?!?
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:23, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:24, archived)
# *sneaks up to Captain*

*removes big knives, hammers and guns*

*de-comissions*


(, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:16, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*still has rocks*
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:21, archived)
# you will always Rock, muffins
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:33, archived)
# Wait!
How on earth can a 5 only get 90 for its fiveness?

Oh wait, this isn't earth, it's B3ta...
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 17:51, archived)
# you silly billy
WIN!
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:11, archived)
# you, sir
are clearly an entrepreneurial genius
you'll undoubtedly make millions with your rebranded cards wheeze, and be able to buy alan sugar & put him to work doing menial tasks
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:13, archived)
# haha you joker you
see what I did there? huh? huh?
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:13, archived)
# ACE pun!


(, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:13, archived)
# I heartily agree
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:14, archived)
# join the pun club


(, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:15, archived)
# no need to brag
:D
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:14, archived)
# no need to brag
:D

EDIT: SNAP!


(, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:15, archived)
# shit head
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:18, archived)
# He's not bragging
he's just asserting his claim. He owns the copyright on this one, there's a $10 per instance usage charge.

edit: other than that of course, he's a diamond
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:15, archived)
# the type of bloke that calls a spade a spade
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:19, archived)
# [something about joining the club]
[something about how it suits you]
[something about poker round the back]
[and so on]
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:21, archived)
# hey one at a time!!
this wasn't the deal!
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:24, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Nice.
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:13, archived)
# that's a Go Johnny Go Go Go Go!
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:13, archived)
# I sung that live once.
Went very well.

*sneezes*
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:14, archived)
# they made a song from the card game?
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:16, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:20, archived)
# pfft
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:15, archived)
# Hahha! Fantastic.
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:16, archived)
# Genius!
(, Sat 12 May 2007, 21:30, archived)