Nrrgh.


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( Doctor When And The World Of Tomorrow, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:10, archived)

Hahahahahaha!
Five of diamonds FTW!

Pointyness 80
Fiveness 90
redness 90

Braw! Woo!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Stuff happens - glee arms - more stuff - glee arms again . . . unexpected horse! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:11, archived)

8>5
5 due to it being even (always better), sideways infinity and curvy.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:13, archived)

*cries*
YOU'VE ALWAYS HATED MY FIVE! GET AWAY FROM ME!

*inconsoles*


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Stuff happens - glee arms - more stuff - glee arms again . . . unexpected horse! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:14, archived)

I don't like odd numbers
They make me sad. What if the numbers have to pair up for a PE lesson?

Bloody hell, you can tell I was a bit of a loner at school.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:15, archived)

:(

( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:16, archived)

It's alright now
I'm popular on the internet

Plus I now have a trilby, so nothing can be too bad.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:16, archived)

what is this internets that you speak of?

( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:17, archived)

It's where all the cool people are.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:21, archived)

Don't be sad muggles
5 can pair up with 7 to make 12. then they will be all of the happies!
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:18, archived)

*rejoices*

( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:19, archived)

*has one player left to pick for the team*
*looks at mugatu*
*looks at Joey*
*looks at mugatu*
*looks at Joey*

JOEY!!
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:20, archived)

story of my life
:'(
( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:21, archived)

In fairness, any kid with the name "mugatu"
is going to get bullied in school
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:22, archived)

WHAT IS THIS!?!?!?
A SCHOOL FOR ANTS!?!?
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:23, archived)

Hahahahahahaha

( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:24, archived)

*sneaks up to Captain*

*removes big knives, hammers and guns*

*de-comissions*


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Stuff happens - glee arms - more stuff - glee arms again . . . unexpected horse! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:16, archived)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*still has rocks*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:21, archived)

you will always Rock, muffins

( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:33, archived)

Wait!
How on earth can a 5 only get 90 for its fiveness?

Oh wait, this isn't earth, it's B3ta...
(Woodgie FREE 256MB RAM for MacBook/Pro. Check my profile., Thu 10 May 2007, 17:51, archived)

you silly billy
WIN!
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed Hold - Nudge - Replay?, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:11, archived)

you, sir
are clearly an entrepreneurial genius
you'll undoubtedly make millions with your rebranded cards wheeze, and be able to buy alan sugar & put him to work doing menial tasks
( plentyofants thanks for the birthday card, internets people, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:13, archived)

haha you joker you
see what I did there? huh? huh?
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:13, archived)

ACE pun!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Stuff happens - glee arms - more stuff - glee arms again . . . unexpected horse! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:13, archived)

I heartily agree

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:14, archived)

join the pun club


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Stuff happens - glee arms - more stuff - glee arms again . . . unexpected horse! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:15, archived)

no need to brag
:D
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:14, archived)

no need to brag
:D

EDIT: SNAP!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Stuff happens - glee arms - more stuff - glee arms again . . . unexpected horse! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:15, archived)

shit head

( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:18, archived)

He's not bragging
he's just asserting his claim. He owns the copyright on this one, there's a $10 per instance usage charge.

edit: other than that of course, he's a diamond
( mofaha : You Must Always Blow On The Pie, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:15, archived)

the type of bloke that calls a spade a spade

( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:19, archived)

[something about joining the club]
[something about how it suits you]
[something about poker round the back]
[and so on]
( mofaha : You Must Always Blow On The Pie, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:21, archived)

hey one at a time!!
this wasn't the deal!
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:24, archived)

Hahahaha!
Nice.
( Afinkawan, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:13, archived)

that's a Go Johnny Go Go Go Go!

( Griffy Savalas Shut up Irrelevant Bob, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:13, archived)

I sung that live once.
Went very well.

*sneezes*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:14, archived)

they made a song from the card game?

( Griffy Savalas Shut up Irrelevant Bob, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:16, archived)

Hahahahaha!

( Afinkawan, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:20, archived)

pfft

( Grampa, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:15, archived)

Hahha! Fantastic.

( Kamikaze Stoat has Spotify invites, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:16, archived)

Genius!

([sic] You're ad here?, Sat 12 May 2007, 21:30, archived)