Gertcha.

The Full House

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( Doctor When And The World Of Tomorrow, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:28, archived)

Hahaha
Fantastic. Bloomin' genius.




Jail Paris Hilton! Sign the petition.
( Afinkawan, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:29, archived)

Genuine LOL!
This wins my day
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:29, archived)

Hahahaha!
Winner!
( Weetobix is a married man, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:30, archived)

*slaps forehead, peaks between gaps in fingers*

( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:30, archived)

hahahahahaha!
smashing!
( The Duke of Prunes, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:30, archived)

win!

( Griffy Savalas Shut up Irrelevant Bob, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:31, archived)

hahahaha
winner!

*clicks*
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:32, archived)

hardy har
me likey
(Brownpants A star sized pocket clock melts and bends in space, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:32, archived)

Winnar!
Tip-Top!
*Click*
( Popidge Was skiving off Work/College on, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:32, archived)

I come back to the board and am greeted with Genarse!!
other news

WE FINALLY FOUND THE BASTARD THAT RAN OFF WITH MY MONEY

*does happy dance*
edit for all those that didn't know, long and short a "friend" ran off with a grand of my cash after telling me that he had cancer. he didn't. bailiffs couldn't find him I'd given up hope till today :D YAAAAAAY
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:33, archived)

Wooyay!
But, er, what?
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:34, archived)

I don't know what this is about,
but have you kicked him in the shins?
( Kamikaze Stoat has Spotify invites, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:34, archived)

meh I was thinking more burning oil on scrotum
and pulling out fingernails
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:38, archived)

You can't go with your strongest punishments first!
Always give them the knowledge that things can, and will, get much, much worse!
( Kamikaze Stoat has Spotify invites, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:40, archived)

HOORAY!
What money?
( Afinkawan, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:34, archived)

was he hiding between the cushions on the sofa??
didn't know you'd been robbed
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:34, archived)

not robbed
I lent him the cash, he was, as we all thought, trustworthy

he then did a runner.
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:48, archived)

eek! rumbled!
*scarpers*
( mictoboy CNC lathe? GAZ ME!, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:35, archived)

*collars*

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:35, archived)

*cuffs*

( mictoboy CNC lathe? GAZ ME!, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:36, archived)

*wonders*
I once knew a ginger girl with naturally blonde pubes.

*looks at mictos crotch*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:37, archived)

have you got her number?

( mictoboy CNC lathe? GAZ ME!, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:42, archived)

Not any more :-(

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:45, archived)

probably for the best

( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:48, archived)

hey!
these don't match!
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:37, archived)

*profits*
finally!!
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:37, archived)

did the police catch him
or did he just give himself up?
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:39, archived)

nein alas no police allowed as I willingly gave the cunt the money
went through civil courts, been ongoing since june last year, and has totally destroyed my trust in people and a fair bit of self worth too :)
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:40, archived)

wow!
what a wanker

glad you got your cash back
couldn't lend me £500 though could you?
*flutters puppy dog eyes*
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:47, archived)

*spats*

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:37, archived)

*sock suspenders*

( mictoboy CNC lathe? GAZ ME!, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:44, archived)

Yay, is he buried up to his neck in sand now, surrounded by ants and covered in honey?
Also: 'ning!
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:35, archived)

I wish
would make him easier to track down
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:42, archived)

*glees*
BURN THEM!

It's the only language they understand.
( Doctor When And The World Of Tomorrow, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:35, archived)

hahaha :D
sorry to take away from your outstanding post huni *glees incesantly*
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:39, archived)

HURRAAH!
That is special news indeed. You should celebrate with Ribena
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Thu 10 May 2007, 17:01, archived)

haha!
You are good at this.
( Kamikaze Stoat has Spotify invites, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:33, archived)

Class.
...
(noflashintro >>>Fuster Cluck<<<, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:35, archived)

haha
:)
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:35, archived)

Soup Herb!
Top of the class
( Kris Fucking Kristofferson rides the short bus, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:41, archived)

*cleeks*
now THAT's the kind of crazy nonsense I come to/on b3ta for :D
( Discomeats I like pies!, Thu 10 May 2007, 17:05, archived)

trade you a No. 15
for two 24s
( Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Thu 10 May 2007, 18:20, archived)

smashing
gets my value thumbs up
( sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 10 May 2007, 20:26, archived)

:)
one of the few times a tesco value joke is genuinely funny

well done :D
( Mungey the clown http://www.myspace.com/welcometotheindustry BAND!!, Thu 10 May 2007, 20:32, archived)

Fabulous!

( caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Thu 10 May 2007, 22:32, archived)

Superbtastic!
So it is.
(Mucifer I like mooses, best of all the animals, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:26, archived)

by far
the most winnering winneriest of them all!
( Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 11 May 2007, 19:05, archived)