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[challenge entry] Gertcha.

The Full House

From the New Top Trumps challenge. See all 206 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:28, archived)
# Hahaha
Fantastic. Bloomin' genius.




Jail Paris Hilton! Sign the petition.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:29, archived)
# Genuine LOL!
This wins my day
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:29, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Winner!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:30, archived)
# *slaps forehead, peaks between gaps in fingers*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:30, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
smashing!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:30, archived)
# win!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 May 2007, 16:31, archived)
# hahahaha
winner!

*clicks*
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:32, archived)
# hardy har
me likey
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:32, archived)
# Winnar!
Tip-Top!
*Click*
(I helped save b3ta! Popidge Last ate a kebab on, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:32, archived)
# I come back to the board and am greeted with Genarse!!
other news

WE FINALLY FOUND THE BASTARD THAT RAN OFF WITH MY MONEY

*does happy dance*
edit for all those that didn't know, long and short a "friend" ran off with a grand of my cash after telling me that he had cancer. he didn't. bailiffs couldn't find him I'd given up hope till today :D YAAAAAAY
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:33, archived)
# Wooyay!
But, er, what?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:34, archived)
# I don't know what this is about,
but have you kicked him in the shins?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:34, archived)
# meh I was thinking more burning oil on scrotum
and pulling out fingernails
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:38, archived)
# You can't go with your strongest punishments first!
Always give them the knowledge that things can, and will, get much, much worse!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:40, archived)
# HOORAY!
What money?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:34, archived)
# was he hiding between the cushions on the sofa??
didn't know you'd been robbed
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:34, archived)
# not robbed
I lent him the cash, he was, as we all thought, trustworthy

he then did a runner.
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:48, archived)
# eek! rumbled!
*scarpers*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:35, archived)
# *collars*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:35, archived)
# *cuffs*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:36, archived)
# *wonders*
I once knew a ginger girl with naturally blonde pubes.

*looks at mictos crotch*

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:37, archived)
# have you got her number?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:42, archived)
# Not any more :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:45, archived)
# probably for the best
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:48, archived)
# hey!
these don't match!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:37, archived)
# *profits*
finally!!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:37, archived)
# did the police catch him
or did he just give himself up?
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:39, archived)
# nein alas no police allowed as I willingly gave the cunt the money
went through civil courts, been ongoing since june last year, and has totally destroyed my trust in people and a fair bit of self worth too :)
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:40, archived)
# wow!
what a wanker

glad you got your cash back
couldn't lend me £500 though could you?
*flutters puppy dog eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:47, archived)
# *spats*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:37, archived)
# *sock suspenders*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:44, archived)
# Yay, is he buried up to his neck in sand now, surrounded by ants and covered in honey?
Also: 'ning!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:35, archived)
# I wish
would make him easier to track down
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:42, archived)
# *glees*
BURN THEM!

It's the only language they understand.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:35, archived)
# hahaha :D
sorry to take away from your outstanding post huni *glees incesantly*
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:39, archived)
# HURRAAH!
That is special news indeed. You should celebrate with Ribena
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 10 May 2007, 17:01, archived)
# haha!
You are good at this.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:33, archived)
# Class.
...
(noflashintro >>>Fuster Cluck<<<, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:35, archived)
# haha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:35, archived)
# Soup Herb!
Top of the class
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:41, archived)
# *cleeks*
now THAT's the kind of crazy nonsense I come to/on b3ta for :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 May 2007, 17:05, archived)
# trade you a No. 15
for two 24s
(I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Thu 10 May 2007, 18:20, archived)
# smashing
gets my value thumbs up
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 10 May 2007, 20:26, archived)
# :)
one of the few times a tesco value joke is genuinely funny

well done :D
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Thu 10 May 2007, 20:32, archived)
# Fabulous!
(I helped save b3ta! caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Thu 10 May 2007, 22:32, archived)
# Superbtastic!
So it is.
(Mucifer I like mooses, best of all the animals, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:26, archived)
# by far
the most winnering winneriest of them all!
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 11 May 2007, 19:05, archived)