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[challenge entry] Gertcha.

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(, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:28, archived)
# Hahaha
Fantastic. Bloomin' genius.




Jail Paris Hilton! Sign the petition.
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:29, archived)
# Genuine LOL!
This wins my day
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:29, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Winner!
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:30, archived)
# *slaps forehead, peaks between gaps in fingers*
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:30, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
smashing!
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:30, archived)
# win!
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:31, archived)
# hahahaha
winner!

*clicks*
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:32, archived)
# hardy har
me likey
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:32, archived)
# Winnar!
Tip-Top!
*Click*
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:32, archived)
# I come back to the board and am greeted with Genarse!!
other news

WE FINALLY FOUND THE BASTARD THAT RAN OFF WITH MY MONEY

*does happy dance*
edit for all those that didn't know, long and short a "friend" ran off with a grand of my cash after telling me that he had cancer. he didn't. bailiffs couldn't find him I'd given up hope till today :D YAAAAAAY
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:33, archived)
# Wooyay!
But, er, what?
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:34, archived)
# I don't know what this is about,
but have you kicked him in the shins?
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:34, archived)
# meh I was thinking more burning oil on scrotum
and pulling out fingernails
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:38, archived)
# You can't go with your strongest punishments first!
Always give them the knowledge that things can, and will, get much, much worse!
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:40, archived)
# HOORAY!
What money?
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:34, archived)
# was he hiding between the cushions on the sofa??
didn't know you'd been robbed
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:34, archived)
# not robbed
I lent him the cash, he was, as we all thought, trustworthy

he then did a runner.
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:48, archived)
# eek! rumbled!
*scarpers*
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:35, archived)
# *collars*
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:35, archived)
# *cuffs*
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:36, archived)
# *wonders*
I once knew a ginger girl with naturally blonde pubes.

*looks at mictos crotch*
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:37, archived)
# have you got her number?
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:42, archived)
# Not any more :-(
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:45, archived)
# probably for the best
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:48, archived)
# hey!
these don't match!
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:37, archived)
# *profits*
finally!!
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:37, archived)
# did the police catch him
or did he just give himself up?
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:39, archived)
# nein alas no police allowed as I willingly gave the cunt the money
went through civil courts, been ongoing since june last year, and has totally destroyed my trust in people and a fair bit of self worth too :)
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:40, archived)
# wow!
what a wanker

glad you got your cash back
couldn't lend me 500 though could you?
*flutters puppy dog eyes*
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:47, archived)
# *spats*
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:37, archived)
# *sock suspenders*
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:44, archived)
# Yay, is he buried up to his neck in sand now, surrounded by ants and covered in honey?
Also: 'ning!
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:35, archived)
# I wish
would make him easier to track down
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:42, archived)
# *glees*
BURN THEM!

It's the only language they understand.
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:35, archived)
# hahaha :D
sorry to take away from your outstanding post huni *glees incesantly*
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:39, archived)
# HURRAAH!
That is special news indeed. You should celebrate with Ribena
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 17:01, archived)
# haha!
You are good at this.
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:33, archived)
# Class.
...
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:35, archived)
# haha
:)
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:35, archived)
# Soup Herb!
Top of the class
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:41, archived)
# *cleeks*
now THAT's the kind of crazy nonsense I come to/on b3ta for :D
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 17:05, archived)
# trade you a No. 15
for two 24s
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 18:20, archived)
# smashing
gets my value thumbs up
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 20:26, archived)
# :)
one of the few times a tesco value joke is genuinely funny

well done :D
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 20:32, archived)
# Fabulous!
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 22:32, archived)
# Superbtastic!
So it is.
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:26, archived)
# by far
the most winnering winneriest of them all!
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 19:05, archived)