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# Insomnia has some benefits
I finished me toucan
.


(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:23, archived)
# that's beautiful dave
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:23, archived)
# morning HAL
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:27, archived)
# i think it's from a song
the 'go' soundtrack is suggesting itself, but i'm not 100% sure

'i was lying in the grass on sunday morning of last week something something self-defeat'
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:32, archived)
# they're all dead
Dave
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:43, archived)
# Cawsome!!
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:23, archived)
# puns, eh?
Toucan play at that game!


(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:24, archived)
# how long have you been wanting to post this pic
just so you can say that?
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:25, archived)
# pah!
even a monkey could think that pun up!!
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:25, archived)
# I set that one up didn't I?!
puns? Miner just a parroty of your great (tit) ones
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:26, archived)
# birdy just keeps going with them
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:27, archived)
# birds of a feather
pun together
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:27, archived)
# A pun on the board
is worth two in the brain
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:28, archived)
# *ducks*
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:30, archived)
# *cranes*
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:30, archived)
# *stalks*


(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:31, archived)
# *gooses*
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:33, archived)
# *shags*
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:34, archived)
# *swallows*


(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:34, archived)
# *cocks*
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:36, archived)
# if you use MAC OS prey
it doesn't make you bicurious
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:51, archived)
# *kiwis*

err...
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:36, archived)
# *o-striches out one arm to SPANG!! Thor*


(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:37, archived)
# what's lapwing to me?
these puns are robin me of my yoof
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:39, archived)
# don't worry . . .
it's nearly (pl)over


(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:41, archived)
# I don't think so
this could go on for (pig)eons.
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:04, archived)
# Morning Thor
How is Sif, have you told her about Járnsaxa yet?
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:52, archived)
# oh starling... you know I like it ruff
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:36, archived)
# *shags back*
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:37, archived)
# *...and front*
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:39, archived)
# *does the hippy hippy shake*
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:44, archived)
# Yay!
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:45, archived)
# :D
a pun for every occasion
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:46, archived)
# *bows*
I try . . .


(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:47, archived)
# towhees a jolly good fowl, towhees a jolly good fowl
and so say all of us
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:50, archived)
# are you just googling for obscure birds now?
you cheating . . . umm . . . blue-grey tanager, you!


(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:52, archived)
# I resent the inference
all of mynah out of my head
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:54, archived)
# oh
do stop raven on...
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:59, archived)
# I'd drive home
but petrels so expensive now.
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:06, archived)
# I'll just have leave my caw
here
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:08, archived)
# I find that insultan
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:52, archived)
# NAUGHTY BARON!
deserting the original pun subject
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:57, archived)
# you realise you started more than half an hour of puns
which has taken up several (f)inches of the board
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:01, archived)
# I caliph I want to!
*rebels*
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:04, archived)
# you can't just swan in here so late on
and expect to win over the crowd
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:13, archived)
# for his next trick, evil ken evil
will jump through this flaming O
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:46, archived)
# What's a FLANMING?
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:53, archived)
# Good question!
He's a tit!


(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:55, archived)
# *suckles*
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:56, archived)
# it looks like everyone's (road) runner way
I'm so veery lonely
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:17, archived)
# falcon 'ell
can't a guy make a mistake?
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:57, archived)
# it's a typo
I'll give you 20 bills if you keep quiet
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:56, archived)
# *swallows nervously*
Three!? and so swift! I dunno if I can match that, I crowed too early . . .


(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:28, archived)
# You're a raven loon
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:29, archived)
# Magpie I am and magpie I'm not . . .


(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:31, archived)
# Cor vid puns like that
you're choughing spoiling us.
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:33, archived)
# Yes, m'llard . . .
Man, darin-g isn't the word . . .


(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:34, archived)
# That's ruff
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:34, archived)
# cor! Ma rant fell on deaf ears . . .
Very emu-sing


(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:36, archived)
# Eider ducked owl-t of that one,
but that would shearwater fowl mood I'm in.
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:39, archived)
# Hahahaha!
*chicks how many puns*

Four! That's EGGcellent


(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:42, archived)
# 'king (fisher) 'ell
how many time has eggcellent been ewesed?
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:44, archived)
# nothing wrong with eggcellent . . .
It's a cracking yolk!

alwhite?


(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:46, archived)
# oh my god!
I've been bitten!
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:09, archived)
# I was brooding over them
for a bittern I couldn't weaver nother one in.
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:46, archived)
# I blame the chavfinches . . .
nesty piece of work . . .


(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:49, archived)
# dey do dow don't dey dodo
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:52, archived)
# have you got any moa?


(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:56, archived)
# I'm just waiting my tern
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:03, archived)
# *ducks*
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:30, archived)
# great (tit) minds
think alike
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:31, archived)
# You shouldn't thrush into these things


(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:32, archived)
# I'll expose you as the mere warbeler you are
*exposes*
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:34, archived)
# Shut it, ya flamin' go-llah!
/Neighbours


(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:35, archived)
# start running...
I'm going to snipe you
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:38, archived)
# Avo-cet of bullets for your gun


(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:39, archived)
# obi wan never told you what happened to your feather
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:42, archived)
# haha
wrenuous
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:44, archived)
# ha ha
albatrocious
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:15, archived)
# Luke! (Golden)eye am your father!
I love Star(ling) Wars me!


(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:44, archived)
# any moorhen?
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:45, archived)
# that's right
just wing it
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:48, archived)
# you're cuckoo!


(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:49, archived)
# loon
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:50, archived)
# bill-iant!
maybe it's beak-ause... actually I don't know. something to do with birds.
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:33, archived)
# You're a Lyre!


(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:40, archived)
# leave him alone
it's just a lark
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:44, archived)
# a dodo do
a gallah gallah gallah, is all I have to say to you.
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:48, archived)
# I prefer walk-hen on the moon


(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:51, archived)
# what about
don't perch so close to me?
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:52, archived)
# every little thing she doves is magic?


(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:58, archived)
# haha
Roooobiiiin you don't have to puff out your red breast...
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:01, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Can't stand los-(w)ing you?


(, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:07, archived)
# if you go through that door you'll get fooled out of money
that's right - the condor
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:11, archived)
# lark at you!
you thrush in with tern after tern of puns, robin me of my limelight, raven on about fowl things...

you really are a gannett for punishment!
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:31, archived)
# yeah . . .
great boobies, by the way . . .


(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:32, archived)
# hahahaha
I wasn't going to use that one... but I'm shagged of the ar-curlew-ment.

(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:35, archived)
# you're a tyrant
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:47, archived)
# *cowers at the hogging of all the punnage*
that's so unfair. eider thought of some of them eventually.
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:35, archived)
# Christ
thats egg-cellent!
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:37, archived)
# I find that
very a-(g)rouse-ing
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:19, archived)
# wren are we going to stop this madness?!
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:35, archived)
# I'm beg-winging to wish
I hadn't started it. What will Dave think of nest?!
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:39, archived)
# kookaburra fiver
I owe someone £20 and I'm l(k)ite
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:22, archived)
# bobtailly wren someone
loses their self res-peck by coming up with a pun or (cocka)two that causes them to be ostrichsized.
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:39, archived)
# we'll have Lesser (Megalapteryx) your lip!
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:28, archived)
# don't encourage him
you'll only live to egret it
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:28, archived)
# *owls with laughter*


(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:33, archived)
# well
that's the hour!

yellowlegs
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:23, archived)
# ^ this(tle)

* Aw, wrong pun subject!

Ace Toucan though!
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:34, archived)
# breast
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:26, archived)
# Toco tastic
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:24, archived)
# Spiffing ace, Dave
Woo!
*clicks*

this reminds me about when I was in Guatemala, and we tried to put the word 'toekan' into every conversation, but it won't work here, because that was all in dutch
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:25, archived)
# did some kid burn your neck?
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:25, archived)
# I didn't like it
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:26, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:31, archived)
# thass nice
ning b3ta

I done a big sick last night, then afterwards I found my nostrils were full of sicky meat
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:25, archived)
# eeef
i once sneezed when i was eating a sandwich
and ended up with bread and ham up my nose
it was horrible
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:28, archived)
# you sneeze in reverse??
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:31, archived)
# erm, no
not that i'm aware
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:32, archived)
# then how did you suck up half a sandwich
when normal people blow snot at 100MPH??
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:36, archived)
# he snorted it afterwards
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:37, archived)
# dirty boy
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:38, archived)
# HE DOES! I'VE SEEM HIM DO IT
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:36, archived)
# toucan play that game
your playing!




woo!
it's very nice Dave
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:25, archived)
# Cheers ears!


(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:26, archived)
# i noticed....
i was too busy booking my holiday :(
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:27, archived)
# How was yo . . . oh, you've not been yet


(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:28, archived)
# 4 weeks to go!
4 weeks to go!

la la la laaa la la

4 weeks to goooo!
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:30, archived)
# to where are you 'eading
?
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:32, archived)
# mini break to Amsterdam with the missus
she's never been on a plane before :D
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:37, archived)
# *licks* mmm - fresh
*has urge to drink guinness*
*which is nothing new*
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:27, archived)
# oooh
black mindpiss with a creamy head (pfft)
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:34, archived)
# woot!
that's excellent :D
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:27, archived)
# Loving the gradient on the beak
woo!
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:28, archived)
# Fantastic! Nice gradient
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:30, archived)
# That's great!
but it's too early for Guinness ...
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:32, archived)
# *clicks ignore*
NO WAI!


(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:39, archived)
# 'Ning!
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:40, archived)
# vectortastic
most WOO dave.

*needs to brush up on vector skillz as DTH is better*
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:34, archived)
# you didn't do that in paint
did you!
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:41, archived)
# hehehe!
no, I have illfrustrator at home, paint at work

When I have insomnia, I can draw at home


(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:53, archived)
# do more!!
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:00, archived)
# sleep less?


(, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:09, archived)
# roffles!
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:12, archived)
# coor thats nice that is
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 10:45, archived)
# Ooooh.
I like that :D
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:18, archived)
# Then you can have it!
You give sooo much to b3ta . . .


(, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:28, archived)
# toucan play at that game
*goes off to draw a bird*
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:24, archived)
# Lovely !
belated woo !
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:30, archived)
# never too late, hun!


(, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:33, archived)
# *seethes*
Who ?????

and yes of course....always :)
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:37, archived)
# I can say no more


(, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:39, archived)
# I like that a lot!
Help yourself to a
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:51, archived)
# i know that toucan
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:53, archived)