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Insomnia has some benefits
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:23,
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that's beautiful dave
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:23,
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morning HAL
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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:27,
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i think it's from a song
the 'go' soundtrack is suggesting itself, but i'm not 100% sure 'i was lying in the grass on sunday morning of last week something something self-defeat'
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:32,
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they're all dead
Dave
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Rincewind ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:43,
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Cawsome!!
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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:23,
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puns, eh?
Toucan play at that game!
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:24,
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how long have you been wanting to post this pic
just so you can say that?
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:25,
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pah!
even a monkey could think that pun up!!
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The King of Hats Cone of shame ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:25,
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I set that one up didn't I?!
puns? Miner just a parroty of your great (tit) ones
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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:26,
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birdy just keeps going with them
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:27,
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birds of a feather
pun together
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The King of Hats Cone of shame ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:27,
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A pun on the board
is worth two in the brain
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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:28,
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*ducks*
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:30,
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*cranes*
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The King of Hats Cone of shame ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:30,
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*gooses*
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:33,
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*shags*
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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:34,
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*cocks*
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:36,
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if you use MAC OS prey
it doesn't make you bicurious
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:51,
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*kiwis*
err...
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:36,
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*o-striches out one arm to SPANG!! Thor*
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:37,
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what's lapwing to me?
these puns are robin me of my yoof
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:39,
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don't worry . . .
it's nearly (pl)over
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:41,
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I don't think so
this could go on for (pig)eons.
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 11:04,
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Morning Thor
How is Sif, have you told her about Járnsaxa yet?
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Mungo Chutney I don't think thats a very good idea now, is it? ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:52,
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oh starling... you know I like it ruff
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:36,
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*shags back*
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The King of Hats Cone of shame ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:37,
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*...and front*
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mugatu ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:39,
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*does the hippy hippy shake*
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The King of Hats Cone of shame ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:44,
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:D
a pun for every occasion
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The King of Hats Cone of shame ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:46,
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towhees a jolly good fowl, towhees a jolly good fowl
and so say all of us
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:50,
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are you just googling for obscure birds now?
you cheating . . . umm . . . blue-grey tanager, you!
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:52,
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I resent the inference
all of mynah out of my head
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:54,
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oh
do stop raven on...
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Baron Samedi - sale must end ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:59,
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I'd drive home
but petrels so expensive now.
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 11:06,
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I'll just have leave my caw
here
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 11:08,
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I find that insultan
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Baron Samedi - sale must end ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:52,
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NAUGHTY BARON!
deserting the original pun subject
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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:57,
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you realise you started more than half an hour of puns
which has taken up several (f)inches of the board
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 11:01,
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I caliph I want to!
*rebels*
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Baron Samedi - sale must end ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 11:04,
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you can't just swan in here so late on
and expect to win over the crow d
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 11:13,
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for his next trick, evil ken evil
will jump through this flaming O
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:46,
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What's a FLANMING?
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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:53,
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Good question!
He's a tit!
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:55,
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*suckles*
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The King of Hats Cone of shame ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:56,
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it looks like everyone's (road) runner way
I'm so veery lonely
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 11:17,
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falcon 'ell
can't a guy make a mistake?
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:57,
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it's a typo
I'll give you 20 bills if you keep quiet
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:56,
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*swallows nervously*
Three!? and so swift! I dunno if I can match that, I crowed too early . . .
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:28,
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You're a raven loon
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DogHorse plop ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:29,
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Magpie I am and magpie I'm not . . .
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:31,
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Cor vid puns like that
you're choughing spoiling us.
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DogHorse plop ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:33,
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Yes, m'llard . . .
Man, darin-g isn't the word . . .
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:34,
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That's ruff
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DogHorse plop ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:34,
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cor! Ma rant fell on deaf ears . . .
Very emu-sing
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:36,
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Eider ducked owl-t of that one,
but that would shearwater fowl mood I'm in.
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DogHorse plop ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:39,
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Hahahaha!
*chicks how many puns* Four! That's EGGcellent
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:42,
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'king (fisher) 'ell
how many time has eggcellent been ewesed?
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:44,
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nothing wrong with eggcellent . . .
It's a cracking yolk! alwhite?
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:46,
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oh my god!
I've been bitten!
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 11:09,
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I was brooding over them
for a bittern I couldn't weaver nother one in.
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DogHorse plop ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:46,
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I blame the chavfinches . . .
nesty piece of work . . .
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:49,
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dey do dow don't dey dodo
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:52,
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have you got any moa?
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:56,
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I'm just waiting my tern
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 11:03,
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*ducks*
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:30,
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great (tit) minds
think alike
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:31,
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You shouldn't thrush into these things
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:32,
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I'll expose you as the mere warbeler you are
*exposes*
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:34,
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Shut it, ya flamin' go-llah!
/Neighbours
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:35,
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start running...
I'm going to snipe you
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:38,
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Avo-cet of bullets for your gun
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:39,
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obi wan never told you what happened to your feather
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:42,
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haha
wrenuous
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:44,
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ha ha
albatrocious
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 11:15,
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Luke! (Golden)eye am your father!
I love Star(ling) Wars me!
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:44,
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any moorhen?
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:45,
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that's right
just wing it
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:48,
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loon
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:50,
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bill-iant!
maybe it's beak-ause... actually I don't know. something to do with birds.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:33,
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leave him alone
it's just a lark
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:44,
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a dodo do
a gallah gallah gallah, is all I have to say to you.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:48,
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I prefer walk-hen on the moon
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:51,
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what about
don't perch so close to me?
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:52,
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every little thing she doves is magic?
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:58,
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haha
Roooobiiiin you don't have to puff out your red breast...
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 11:01,
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Hahahaha!
Can't stand los-(w)ing you?
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 11:07,
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if you go through that door you'll get fooled out of money
that's right - the condor
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 11:11,
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lark at you!
you thrush in with tern after tern of puns, robin me of my limelight, raven on about fowl things... you really are a gannett for punishment!
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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:31,
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yeah . . .
great boobies, by the way . . .
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:32,
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hahahaha
I wasn't going to use that one... but I'm shagged of the ar-curlew-ment.
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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:35,
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you're a tyrant
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:47,
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*cowers at the hogging of all the punnage*
that's so unfair. eider thought of some of them eventually.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:35,
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Christ
thats egg-cellent!
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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:37,
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I find that
very a-(g)rouse-ing
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 11:19,
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wren are we going to stop this madness?!
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mugatu ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:35,
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I'm beg-winging to wish
I hadn't started it. What will Dave think of nest?!
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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:39,
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kookaburra fiver
I owe someone £20 and I'm l(k)ite
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 11:22,
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bobtailly wren someone
loses their self res-peck by coming up with a pun or (cocka)two that causes them to be ostrichsized.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:39,
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we'll have Lesser (Megalapteryx) your lip!
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 11:28,
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don't encourage him
you'll only live to egret it
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:28,
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*owls with laughter*
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:33,
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well
that's the hour! yellowlegs
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 11:23,
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^ this(tle)
* Aw, wrong pun subject! Ace Toucan though!
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The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:34,
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breast
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 11:26,
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Toco tastic
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DogHorse plop ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:24,
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Spiffing ace, Dave
Woo! *clicks*this reminds me about when I was in Guatemala , and we tried to put the word 'toekan' into every conversation, but it won't work here, because that was all in dutch
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:25,
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did some kid burn your neck?
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:25,
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I didn't like it
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:26,
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hahahaha
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mugatu ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:31,
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thass nice
ning b3ta I done a big sick last night, then afterwards I found my nostrils were full of sicky meat
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:25,
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eeef
i once sneezed when i was eating a sandwich and ended up with bread and ham up my nose it was horrible
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:28,
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you sneeze in reverse??
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The King of Hats Cone of shame ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:31,
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erm, no
not that i'm aware
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:32,
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then how did you suck up half a sandwich
when normal people blow snot at 100MPH??
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The King of Hats Cone of shame ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:36,
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he snorted it afterwards
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mugatu ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:37,
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dirty boy
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The King of Hats Cone of shame ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:38,
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HE DOES! I'VE SEEM HIM DO IT
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mugatu ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:36,
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toucan play that game
your playing! woo! it's very nice Dave
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The King of Hats Cone of shame ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:25,
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i noticed....
i was too busy booking my holiday :(
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The King of Hats Cone of shame ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:27,
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How was yo . . . oh, you've not been yet
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:28,
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4 weeks to go!
4 weeks to go! la la la laaa la la 4 weeks to goooo!
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The King of Hats Cone of shame ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:30,
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to where are you 'eading
?
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:32,
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mini break to Amsterdam with the missus
she's never been on a plane before :D
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The King of Hats Cone of shame ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:37,
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*licks* mmm - fresh
*has urge to drink guinness* *which is nothing new*
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:27,
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oooh
black mindpiss with a creamy head (pfft)
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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:34,
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woot!
that's excellent :D
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:27,
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Loving the gradient on the beak
woo!
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Victor Meldrew ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:28,
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Fantastic! Nice gradient
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mugatu ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:30,
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That's great!
but it's too early for Guinness ...
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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:32,
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*clicks ignore*
NO WAI!
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:39,
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'Ning!
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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:40,
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vectortastic
most WOO dave. *needs to brush up on vector skillz as DTH is better*
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:34,
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you didn't do that in paint
did you!
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baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:41,
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hehehe!
no, I have illfrustrator at home, paint at work When I have insomnia, I can draw at home
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:53,
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do more!!
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mugatu ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 11:00,
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roffles!
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mugatu ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 11:12,
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coor thats nice that is
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wjh31 ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 10:45,
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Ooooh.
I like that :D
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JollyJack - a stench from the past ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 11:18,
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Then you can have it!
You give sooo much to b3ta . . .
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 11:28,
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toucan play at that game
*goes off to draw a bird*
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) do bears shit on the wooden pope? ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 11:24,
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Lovely !
belated woo !
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rabbitz ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 11:30,
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never too late, hun!
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 11:33,
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*seethes*
Who ????? and yes of course....always :)
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rabbitz ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 11:37,
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i know that toucan
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hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 11:53,
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