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# It couldn't get worser
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Sat 12 May 2007, 12:15, archived)
# it could
if it was raining
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 May 2007, 12:17, archived)
# And if it was in trafalgar square..
*Initiates geographic stereotype*
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sat 12 May 2007, 12:37, archived)
# trafalgar square
is not a fun place to be, especially when some utter bastard sneaks up behind you and puts bird seed in your hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 May 2007, 12:47, archived)
# Especially not
when you're on a cross with a bee in your eye.
(I helped save b3ta! dannerz mm ice tea, Sat 12 May 2007, 13:18, archived)
# Yes it could
itchy balls!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 May 2007, 12:19, archived)
# All very weird...
But you wouldn't get that sort of wasp in the Middle East.!

*takes off pedantic hat*
(elfinpunk Touching Cloth Since, Sat 12 May 2007, 12:20, archived)
# Could if it was on holiday.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 May 2007, 12:22, archived)
# on a Saga tour of the Middle East
all the ald biddy wasps clucking around the temple... the old man wasps saying 'we should have gone on that fucking whisky tour in Scotland...'
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Sat 12 May 2007, 12:33, archived)
# Thanks
for the waspology science...they where imported by the Germans...
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Sat 12 May 2007, 12:25, archived)
# B3ta is not only fun
but educational too!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 12 May 2007, 12:35, archived)
# just went to KFC for lunch (not my choice)
if you ever see me in there again you'll know I'm filled with self loathing equal to that of a chronic masturbater.

I think I'm going to puke.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Sat 12 May 2007, 12:40, archived)
# Oh lordy
Just walking past the place turns my stomach.
Pretend you're Keira Knightly and stick your fingers down your throat. It's the only way to get rid of it quickly.
Then you can start again!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 12 May 2007, 12:42, archived)
# when I do that I pretend I'm a Roman senator
all wrapped in a bed sheet and with a young servant to make me vomit, while another one pours urns of wine into my mouth so it runs over my flabby chins and stains my toga red...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Sat 12 May 2007, 12:44, archived)
# The opulent face of bulimia
I like it
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Sat 12 May 2007, 12:54, archived)
# for more of this and other great restaurant criticism,
read my new column in the Scotsman on Sunday, only £1.20!

ps: parking was ample.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Sat 12 May 2007, 12:42, archived)
# you can try talking about getting "no option mayonaise"
there's nothing quite like a deep fried chicken cyst to turn folk off kfc

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 May 2007, 13:04, archived)
# I like KFC

FACT
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 12 May 2007, 13:22, archived)
# I don't like it
opposing FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Sat 12 May 2007, 13:34, archived)
# and I've been looking for a nemesis since my last one turned out ot be really nice
you interested?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Sat 12 May 2007, 13:36, archived)
# You're asking yourself to be your nemisis?
well, it's a novel idea...
(Mr._Pickles, Sat 12 May 2007, 16:39, archived)
# there could be even more seams on it
that would make it even worse
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 12 May 2007, 12:33, archived)
# Yes it fucking could
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Sat 12 May 2007, 12:35, archived)
# eeeeee!
my teeth are all on edge now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 May 2007, 12:37, archived)
# BASTARD!
I'm going to sue you for mental aggravation. After I've pulled all my teeth out with pliers.
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Sat 12 May 2007, 12:42, archived)
# You just wish you were as cool as us lefties!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 May 2007, 12:43, archived)
# Put that pumice stone down!
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Sat 12 May 2007, 12:45, archived)
# it's impossible for a right handed person
to draw a right hand.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Sat 12 May 2007, 12:46, archived)
# It's impossible for a left-handed person
to draw on a blackboard or a whiteboard.
(I helped save b3ta! dannerz mm ice tea, Sat 12 May 2007, 13:20, archived)
# I have done both
successfully.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 May 2007, 13:39, archived)
# They let you left handers out n to the community now?
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Sat 12 May 2007, 14:59, archived)
# Actually
We just let you think that you're not living in captivity.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 May 2007, 15:08, archived)
# Nonsense.
Everyone knows the ambidextrous illuminati rule the world.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Sat 12 May 2007, 15:16, archived)
# I have done both
like a big left-handed spastic
(richey, Sat 12 May 2007, 15:53, archived)
# Gah!
You utter cunt. That actually sent shivers down me.
Woo to the delicious cartoony action though!
(richey, Sat 12 May 2007, 15:52, archived)
# what this needs
is that compression of the christ picture, cant remember who did it...
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sat 12 May 2007, 13:02, archived)