All very weird...
But you wouldn't get that sort of wasp in the Middle East.!
*takes off pedantic hat*
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Sat 12 May 2007, 12:20,
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*takes off pedantic hat*
on a Saga tour of the Middle East
all the ald biddy wasps clucking around the temple... the old man wasps saying 'we should have gone on that fucking whisky tour in Scotland...'
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Sat 12 May 2007, 12:33,
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Thanks
for the waspology science...they where imported by the Germans...
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Sat 12 May 2007, 12:25,
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just went to KFC for lunch (not my choice)
if you ever see me in there again you'll know I'm filled with self loathing equal to that of a chronic masturbater.
I think I'm going to puke.
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Sat 12 May 2007, 12:40,
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I think I'm going to puke.
Oh lordy
Just walking past the place turns my stomach.
Pretend you're Keira Knightly and stick your fingers down your throat. It's the only way to get rid of it quickly.
Then you can start again!
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Sat 12 May 2007, 12:42,
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Pretend you're Keira Knightly and stick your fingers down your throat. It's the only way to get rid of it quickly.
Then you can start again!
when I do that I pretend I'm a Roman senator
all wrapped in a bed sheet and with a young servant to make me vomit, while another one pours urns of wine into my mouth so it runs over my flabby chins and stains my toga red...
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Sat 12 May 2007, 12:44,
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for more of this and other great restaurant criticism,
read my new column in the Scotsman on Sunday, only £1.20!
ps: parking was ample.
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Sat 12 May 2007, 12:42,
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ps: parking was ample.
you can try talking about getting "no option mayonaise"
there's nothing quite like a deep fried chicken cyst to turn folk off kfc
:D
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Sat 12 May 2007, 13:04,
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:D