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# As per earlier request:
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 May 2007, 15:34, archived)
# *shocked*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 18 May 2007, 15:35, archived)
# yeah, right
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 May 2007, 15:36, archived)
# I put 40 on Bawls
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 18 May 2007, 15:35, archived)
# 40 year-old?
*may be in with a chance here*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 May 2007, 15:37, archived)
# if id known there was a league table for that i might have been a little more offensive
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 18 May 2007, 15:35, archived)
# Now's your chance...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 May 2007, 15:36, archived)
# Cunt
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Fri 18 May 2007, 15:37, archived)
# oh shut up and go fondle madeline some more
*wins*
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 18 May 2007, 15:37, archived)
# I already have. I broke her hymen all over my dirty fingers
and buried her.... no, you know what, I've offended myself.


*Goes to fix the toilet*
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Fri 18 May 2007, 15:38, archived)
# ^too far
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 18 May 2007, 15:39, archived)
# That's how it broke, yes.
The toilet that is.
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Fri 18 May 2007, 15:40, archived)
# well exhume her and send her my way
ill warm her up a bit in the microwave
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 18 May 2007, 15:39, archived)
# Is she a Stoat ?
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Fri 18 May 2007, 15:45, archived)
# if i can fit it in
then who cares
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 18 May 2007, 15:49, archived)
# this^
They can fist the whole league table up the popes lube crusted japs eye
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 18 May 2007, 15:37, archived)
# Ooooooh! We have a late contender here, Ladies and Gentlemen......
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 May 2007, 15:39, archived)
# Normally the addition of "Gaping lube-encrusted"
adds 5 gross points to a sentence.

like "Last night I beat Jo Brand to death with a 14 inch vibrator before jaming my love muscle into her gaping lube-encrusted semi-necrotic face."
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 18 May 2007, 15:43, archived)
# bloody hell
*hates self for laughing out loud*

Damn it! Everyones looking now...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 May 2007, 15:45, archived)
# Hahaha
Jo brand scares me.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 18 May 2007, 15:46, archived)
# *spluffs*
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Fri 18 May 2007, 15:47, archived)
# Hahahaha!
483 weeks! Arf! Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 18 May 2007, 15:36, archived)
# The other 'Special Mention' category was going to be 'Arf-age'
But I'm not having you win two....

:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 May 2007, 15:38, archived)
# Guffaw!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 18 May 2007, 15:43, archived)
# haha
If 4dam was here we'd all be fucked
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 May 2007, 15:37, archived)
# LOL
I know....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 May 2007, 15:38, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 18 May 2007, 15:39, archived)
# I miss fourdam =(
Did he finally get sacked?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 18 May 2007, 15:38, archived)
# I think he's lying low in Australia.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 18 May 2007, 15:40, archived)
# i miss that sick bastad
it's just not the same without him :(
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 18 May 2007, 15:40, archived)
# Haha
i LOVE THE WORD "JAPERY"

ferkin Caps Lock
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 18 May 2007, 15:37, archived)
# oooh put me on there please
"madeline mccann is really fit!" woo, go me!
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Fri 18 May 2007, 15:40, archived)
# hooray
*sticks a monkey on the nose to win*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 18 May 2007, 15:40, archived)
# *splutter*
too......many.....jokes..........

*keels over*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 May 2007, 15:44, archived)
# i've always been an outsider
:( sniff sniff





:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 18 May 2007, 15:41, archived)
# *hugs*
*gets punched in mouth for his trouble*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 May 2007, 15:42, archived)
# how
can mictoboy be favourite at 5-2 when thor_sonofodin is evens? you dopey spacktard
(I helped save b3ta! daf 's been photoshopping real life again, Fri 18 May 2007, 15:47, archived)
# I don't recall saying that it had to make bloody sense, did I?
*thinks of introducing "feckin' pedantry" category*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 May 2007, 15:49, archived)
# you've forgotten about 'jaded cynics' as well
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 18 May 2007, 15:58, archived)
# You're saying he should get mentions for both?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 May 2007, 15:59, archived)
# nah.
i'm just trying to get a category i'd get a mention in :D
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 18 May 2007, 16:04, archived)
# SPECIAL MENTINO!
I gots me a spetiol menchun! Yippies! I'm speshule!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Fri 18 May 2007, 15:52, archived)
# i gots one of them
on the stats board
think it's my first one, brings a tear to my eye
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 18 May 2007, 16:05, archived)