Even the North Koreans eh?


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(Cuthbert Annihilator http://www.gamesbooksfilms.com/, Wed 23 May 2007, 15:01, archived)

I'm so ronery, etc

( ERG1008 Ich heiße Superphantastisch, Wed 23 May 2007, 15:06, archived)

Beer and fags go hand in hand for many and a lot of heavy smokers are also heavy drinkers. In a bid to offset the possible impact on alcohol sales of punters being turned outside for a cigarette, many pubs are focusing on food. It's resulted in the demand for chefs going through the roof and their wages could follow.
( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Wed 23 May 2007, 15:11, archived)

Nobody cares about the cool kids any more.

( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Wed 23 May 2007, 15:13, archived)

It's true.
They go shunned and unloved throughout their hip lives.
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Wed 23 May 2007, 15:32, archived)

I saw that
And thought huh?
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Wed 23 May 2007, 15:13, archived)

Mr.Bobs, have I missed something here?

( ERG1008 Ich heiße Superphantastisch, Wed 23 May 2007, 15:13, archived)

I'm randomly copying and pasting content from BBC news
You're this afternoon's lucky recipient!
( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Wed 23 May 2007, 15:15, archived)

*massages*

( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Wed 23 May 2007, 15:18, archived)

*purrs*

( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Wed 23 May 2007, 15:22, archived)

Oh thanks mate
much appreciated. :o)
( ERG1008 Ich heiße Superphantastisch, Wed 23 May 2007, 15:18, archived)

What...
...a novel way to spend the afternoon, and what an excellent service you have provided for us all.

Needs more fluff, however.
(Quixall, Wed 23 May 2007, 16:58, archived)

It's an ill wind that blows nobody any good
*stands out in the ill wind smoking*
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 23 May 2007, 15:14, archived)

i can't wait to be in the nice warm pub while the smokers freeze outside in the winter!
although climbing the mountain of butts will be problem....
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 23 May 2007, 15:16, archived)

Balls to that
I'm going to start spending the winters in India.
they've had no smoking in pubs in Goa for years and no one takes the blindest bit of notice.
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 23 May 2007, 15:19, archived)

haha!
'i'm just nipping off for a pint and a fag'
4 months later
'i'm back!'
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 23 May 2007, 15:20, archived)

\o/
Actually I'm not convinced i'd survive 4 months out there - all the naughty things in life are just too cheap!
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 23 May 2007, 15:22, archived)

=D
i say!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 23 May 2007, 15:23, archived)

hahaha
Well gues what mate, drinkers are next on the government's unhealthy hit-list, so enjoy that smug feeling while you still can..
( Finite is missing a tooth :(, Wed 23 May 2007, 16:05, archived)

Beer and fags certainly go hand in hand with me
normally with pint in the left and the fag in the right

Lav-ley!
( Joe Scaramanga - One Week Left To SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Wed 23 May 2007, 15:14, archived)

what do you
hit with?
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Wed 23 May 2007, 15:16, archived)

I'd rather not say with ladies present...

( Joe Scaramanga - One Week Left To SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Wed 23 May 2007, 15:16, archived)

What lady?
Show me a lady and justify that comment!
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Wed 23 May 2007, 15:20, archived)

^this

( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 23 May 2007, 15:20, archived)

cooee!
*waves*
wait, its not saturday is it?
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 23 May 2007, 15:21, archived)

Saturday?
No ... not yet.
Saturday is taking it's time coming this week :/
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 23 May 2007, 15:23, archived)

this is a four day week for me!
hurrah!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 23 May 2007, 15:24, archived)

I think he means me!
*removes dress & wig*
( ERG1008 Ich heiße Superphantastisch, Wed 23 May 2007, 15:21, archived)

most of those consequences were crap
I especially loved the guy that started smoking because all his friends were outside smoking - you'd have thought that by the age you're legally allowed to drink and smoke that you'd be over the phase of doing things because your mates do.
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Wed 23 May 2007, 15:17, archived)

Plus
I don't see what being outside has to do with it
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 23 May 2007, 15:18, archived)

so they'll replace smoking with eating and the uk will get even fatter!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 23 May 2007, 15:20, archived)

erm.....

( mictoboy, Wed 23 May 2007, 15:11, archived)

Hurray, I'm not the only one

( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Wed 23 May 2007, 15:13, archived)

The N Korean government
ordered a load of massive fat rabbits from Germany so they could breed them and feed the population who are starving. But Kim Jong-il ate them all.
(Cuthbert Annihilator http://www.gamesbooksfilms.com/, Wed 23 May 2007, 15:14, archived)

Oh now I remember!
Nice one ;)
( Barbarossa just ate an incredibly acidic apple on, Wed 23 May 2007, 15:16, archived)

All aboard the RIS bus?
Tickets please.


( Barbarossa just ate an incredibly acidic apple on, Wed 23 May 2007, 15:12, archived)

*sneaks on*
*hides from conductor*
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Wed 23 May 2007, 15:13, archived)

aha!
*nabs*
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE(TM), Wed 23 May 2007, 15:24, archived)

north korea
were sent a family of large giant german rabbits about a month ago, rumour has it that kim jong-il ate them all, each rabbit could feed about 15 people easily, and they could've been kept for breeding alongside the trade link which was being set up with the breeder
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Wed 23 May 2007, 15:15, archived)

there were some giant rabbits given as a gift to north korea
by a german breeder
(they wanted to raise them to feed their population, not thinking that a large rabbit would need more food to feed on than a small one)
but kim ate them at a special banquet
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Wed 23 May 2007, 15:15, archived)

a single to incomprehension please

Edit - Right...giant German rabbits "haben sie minen grosse kaninchen gesehen? Er heissed Harvey"
( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Wed 23 May 2007, 15:15, archived)

LIS?

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Wed 23 May 2007, 15:14, archived)

NIS?

( Joe Scaramanga - One Week Left To SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Wed 23 May 2007, 15:16, archived)

haha

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Wed 23 May 2007, 15:18, archived)

Haha
teh Reznoooooorrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!
( ERG1008 Ich heiße Superphantastisch, Wed 23 May 2007, 15:22, archived)

oooh.
peachy and more seamless than my bestest work ever*

*This is not a particularly powerful compliment
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE(TM), Wed 23 May 2007, 15:30, archived)

Huh?
(spartacus_mills, Wed 23 May 2007, 15:15, archived)

Pfffft!
I got it!
Hahaha.
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Wed 23 May 2007, 15:15, archived)