A proof. Of sorts.


How do Creationists think that viruses mutate, if they don't believe in any form of evolution?

Q: How many Creationists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Lightbulbs don't exist

From the Creationism challenge. See all 281 entries (closed)

( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:36, archived)

hahaha
this is great. and the joke makes it even better.

'ning everyone
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:38, archived)

'ning db

( mediocre I am not strange, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:42, archived)

*stalks*

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:43, archived)

*pretends not to get gratification from the experience*
naughty gratification
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:49, archived)

'ning roony!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:44, archived)

'noon

( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:44, archived)

he's evolved into something very serious
and now he doesn't danse any more
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:38, archived)

hahaha, lovely!

( The Great Architect, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:38, archived)

now this one
i like
(midnight rapist tocajamón, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:38, archived)

Arf, woo, yay
Ahh, you know the drill.

*clickethy*
( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:38, archived)

:)

( - D - Onion-head-carrot-fingers, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:38, archived)

haha
I like how we've evolved past dancing.
( cooler_king http://www.flickr.com/photos/_russ_/, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:39, archived)

and saxophone...

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:44, archived)

Hooray for you!

May I keep you?

And how on God's Earth are you today?
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:39, archived)

You are Caspar the Friendly Ghost
AICMFP
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:40, archived)

You can indeed keep me!
Collect all 5.25 for an amazing set!

And I'm not on God's Earth today, I'm on Brian Wilson's Earth. It's very sunny, and tea and milkshakes are available on tap.
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:43, archived)

oh dear,
the current pinnicle of evolution looks a bit stern...
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:39, archived)

This!

( mediocre I am not strange, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:40, archived)

I got stuck in the 5th evolutionary stage
Armwhirrery and Legjivery
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:40, archived)

ENVOLVE MAN! FOR THE LOVE OF SCIENCE ENVOLVE!

( Paul...Christmas... or some shit, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:40, archived)

*spins arms whirring at supersonic speed*
*legjives and generally hotsteps with feet like nuclear explosions*

ENVOLVE! ENVOLVE! ENVOLVE!
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:42, archived)

this isn't /talk (yet)
take your envolving elsewhere please ;)
( mediocre I am not strange, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:45, archived)

I think you should personally
start a new dance craze. Take your whirling dervishness of a boogie on tour, round the clubs of the country and get everyone DOING THE ENVOLVE!

"spin your limbs like you're gonna win
ten pounds on the LOTTER-RRYYY
rotate your legs like you're gonna win
a SACKFUL OF POTTER-RRRYY"
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:50, archived)

It's been quite a craze on talk already

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:51, archived)

You're quite the popular
little urchin in *the other place* these days, aintcha?

*says "aintcha" in the style of Noddy Holder*
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:56, archived)

I think I'm still second stage
A blob with a face
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:41, archived)

Awwww...
Not true at all.

I can see a hand as well...
( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:42, archived)

Alright, a blob with a face and a hand then
Picky picky picky
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:43, archived)

haha!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:43, archived)

I chose
to stay at that state, it's much more fun.

My future evolutionary state will be a being with electronic cables for arms, and a kettle and a mug for appendages.

And a constant supply of teabags for a brain.
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:44, archived)

Hahaha

( DogHorse if you can read this so can your mum, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:40, archived)

arf

( Mighty Chrimbus who dares ginsters, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:41, archived)

pfft!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:42, archived)

'guins ftw!

( - D - Onion-head-carrot-fingers, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:42, archived)

hahaha

( Milkman Dan, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:43, archived)

haha
(Schlottie, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:44, archived)

pffft
Braw!
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:45, archived)

why
can't I click this?

It's brilliant
( b3th icon sponsored by mongychops, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:46, archived)

pffft
penguins can't be that intelligent, these ones can't even get out of my freezer!

( Haku is still addicted to Wispas, and trance music, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:50, archived)

i think it's more accurate

(disconnected, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:50, archived)

the asent of groam
WOO!
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:41, archived)

haha
bang on
( Milkman Dan, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:42, archived)

I evolved my bulbasaur.

( gronkpan , a friend, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:43, archived)

haha
I love the dancing guy.

Yay! I can walk upright and use tools!
( b3th icon sponsored by mongychops, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:44, archived)