*claps* oh that's brilliant.
You know, I think you've inspired a totally sarcasm-free moment from me.
Is this how Mother Theresa felt?
I'm frightened.
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:41,
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Is this how Mother Theresa felt?
I'm frightened.
I dread to think how big you tell people your penis is.
If you do such a thing.
If I had one I think I'd be obsessed with it, and talk about it at every opportunity. As it stands I don't have one, so must consign myself to talking about others.
Hence this entire post.
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:47,
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If I had one I think I'd be obsessed with it, and talk about it at every opportunity. As it stands I don't have one, so must consign myself to talking about others.
Hence this entire post.
its a decent sized
by decent sized I mean I gave the midwife a shock.
My dad tells this story to every single one of my girlfriends.
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:48,
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My dad tells this story to every single one of my girlfriends.
I came out bottom first.
It's lucky I was born when I was a baby, I've got a huge arse now.
I really am quite tired and stoned, you must forgive me if I'm talking absolute knackers. You can tell I'm tired because I'm more eloquent than normal, which is a very strange experience. I was deliberately tired for my English GCSE exams.
Shut up Fae.
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Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:50,
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I really am quite tired and stoned, you must forgive me if I'm talking absolute knackers. You can tell I'm tired because I'm more eloquent than normal, which is a very strange experience. I was deliberately tired for my English GCSE exams.
Shut up Fae.