From the Computer Errors challenge. See all 409 entries (closed)

(Pachey, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 10:05, archived)

Ahahahahahaha! I love it!
Woo!
( fucksocks I'm a positive bloke...by positive I mean HIV., Thu 21 Jun 2007, 10:05, archived)

Hahaha
Straight to hull, do not pass go

'ning
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 10:06, archived)

ooooooh
good but spiky!
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 10:06, archived)

arf!
Very Bad Dad!
(monkdagola new website: see profile 4 nutritional information, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 10:06, archived)

but how would a computer
know what a daughter is?
( spaceage, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 10:08, archived)

I look at your daughter on my computer all the time
That's how.
( giant_squid, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 10:10, archived)

but how would you know
that I have a daughter?

*goes and impregnates women*
( spaceage, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 10:11, archived)

Because you uploaded pictures of her
deuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh.
( giant_squid, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 10:17, archived)

I would never take photos
of me haveing sex, I am still in the process of creating a daughter for you to look at.
( spaceage, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 10:20, archived)

You might not
But I would.
( giant_squid, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 10:22, archived)

:(
I am tempted to lock all the doors and close all blinds
( spaceage, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 10:24, archived)

( - D - Onion-head-carrot-fingers, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 10:10, archived)

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 10:11, archived)

*parp*

( - D - Onion-head-carrot-fingers, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 10:12, archived)

hahaha
*clicks*

I read on the news today that Gerry McCann continues with his spate of bad luck after losing his wallet. Apparently he stubbed his toe this morning and dropped his toast butter side down on the new carpet. Press conference to follow.
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 10:09, archived)

rats
they've already registered www.mypoorstubbedtoecanihaveanotherholidaynow.com
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 10:12, archived)

you missed a wonderful opportunity for horselinkage there

( mictoboy, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 10:14, archived)

i wonder if they're keeping his job open for him

( mictoboy, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 10:13, archived)

Arf!
Nicely done
( first inch is the worst! its spelt c.u.n.t., Thu 21 Jun 2007, 10:10, archived)

hahaha!

( - D - Onion-head-carrot-fingers, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 10:10, archived)

I'm not surprised though

bloody windows search tool can't find a bloody thing if it bit it in its arse
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 10:12, archived)

hahahahahaha

( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 10:13, archived)

hahaha
nawty pachey, i should bend you over my knee.

WOO!
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 10:16, archived)

*excites*









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(Pachey, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 10:17, archived)

splendid

( god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 10:36, archived)

now THIS is the RIGHT kind of mccann humour
I really REALLY want those parents investigaing, seems to get swept under a carpet everytime anyone suggests it though :(

good hummus though, I wonder if that was the first route the poliss took
(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 12:15, archived)